Trolls - please post here

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
Oh yeah and.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Post more of her or you're going to be banned, you friggin' tease!

[Orbital H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Post more of her or you're going to be banned, you friggin' tease! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

you are going to have to come down to Socal and drink in some seedy little dive bars

[Orbital H2]

Cooking Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! you're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!
Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT!
THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car.

[CLAYDOG]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
QUOTE]Who are you and why did you use my name in your post? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'd say who ever he is, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

[gorton]

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[Mr. Jeep]

This old married couple are sitting having a serious conversation about the fact that when they go to bed every night she has to deal with his constant obnoxious farting all night long. The old man turns to his wife and says "It's a perfectly natural thing to do, sorry". The old woman resigns to the fact that she will never get him to stop farting in bed. Months go by and finally one day the wife asks again "please, can you stop farting like that in bed?". The old man says once again "It's a perfectly natural thing to do". She replies "One of these days you are going to blow your guts out with those farts!".

Right around the holidays she forms a plan, wakes up early to start the turkey, and takes all of the guts from inside the turkey and puts them on a plate. She sneeks in to the room while he is still sleeping, lifts up his drawers, and slips the guts in. She leaves the room trying not to laugh out loud and waits in the kitchen for the next loud fart! All of a sudden she hears this huge *?@&** of a fart, then she hears him scream and race to the bathroom. She's rolling on the ground laughing as she hears the bathroom door open. As he comes down the hallway she calmy asks "What happened?". He says "You were right. It finally happened. I finally blew my guts out. But by the grace of God, two fingers and some vaseline, I think I got them all back in there!"

[Mr. Jeep]

True story, just happened:

My husband says to me "So...how we doing on money?"

With a "what's he going to do" look, I say "Why?".

He says "Because I want that GPS unit for the Hummer"

I say "I would prefer the light package"

He says "Okay, I'm sure it would look great on your vette!"


I didn't think that was funny.

[gorton]

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[Dug]

mr drool, I dont have a high priced house on the beach or a lavish home. I am also not rich. I do probably loose more money in the couch cushions than you make all year long . But regardless if you dont like hummers go **** yourself, I dont like jeeps either, but i dont come over to your jeep forum and piss on your parade.