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Old 04-06-2006, 05:54 PM
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Shoulnt you be in the kitchen cooking?
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
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Your balls are in our purse.
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Shouldn't you be back in elementary school learning how to spell?
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Old 04-06-2006, 11:36 AM
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X2 I don't know about English cream, but yes, the fake "creamer" is nasty. But your muffins aren't even muffins and if they are meant to be- then that is nasty.


<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<span class="ev_code_RED">That time</span> again?

LOL.

That reminds me. Gotta find my watch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

When you find it, you will realize that I will be pmsing towards the end of the Moab trip. The scalpings will begin then- except for Alec, I will have Alec's balls hanging from my raised bloody hand on the top of LB. Ahlalalalalalalalalalalala! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think I might have to fly in to Moab for the T & A ceremony on Lions Back. Alec's balls on a stick pointed up to the heavens. Then we can roast them on an open fire and feed them to all the boys that have pissed us off. Boys line up! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Gives a new meaning to Mt. Oysters.
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Old 04-06-2006, 04:25 PM
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Yea skip the creamer, the chemicals can be used better used somewhere else.
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It's cream! "Creamer" is an industrial machine or a little pitcher for cream. And don't say you mean the pitcher-cause you don't, you know who you are.


DON'T EVER ASK "DO YOU WANT CREAMER?" IT'S FUGGIN' CREAM AYIGHT!

That is all.
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Old 04-06-2006, 11:24 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MarK M:
and its not

"I could care less"

its

"I couldnt care less"

Get it straight!!!!!!!

HAHAHA Mark, We share a pet peev! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I always say I could care less.

And I could care less what you think about me using that phrase.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fourfourto:
Theres nothing like a sweet muffin
They used to say that Muffin the Mule was not illegal, but Dobbin the Donkey was </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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At least you each get your own purse and your balls won't be rubbing against your buddies balls...that would be ghey! Of course...that's unless you make us mad.
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Has this turned into a ghey thread yet? I forgot what the original topic was.
No. It was about Facials.
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It's cream! "Creamer" is an industrial machine or a little pitcher for cream. And don't say you mean the pitcher-cause you don't, you know who you are.


DON'T EVER ASK "DO YOU WANT CREAMER?" IT'S FUGGIN' CREAM AYIGHT!

That is all.




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When you find it, you will realize that I will be pmsing towards the end of the Moab trip. The scalpings will begin then- except for Alec, I will have Alec's balls hanging from my raised bloody hand on the top of LB. Ahlalalalalalalalalalalala!

LOL!!!!!!

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Get me some "cream", wench.
Get me some "cream", wench.
Get me some "cream", wench.

...practicing.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
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Your balls are in our purse.

They are no longer called "Handbags" They are, going forward, known as "BALLBAGS".

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and its not

"I could care less"

its

"I couldnt care less"

Get it straight!!!!!!!
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Damn, I thought this was a some kind of money shots on chicks faces pic thread
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<span class="ev_code_RED">That time</span> again?

LOL.

That reminds me. Gotta find my watch.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
X2 I don't know about English cream, but yes, the fake "creamer" is nasty. But your muffins aren't even muffins and if they are meant to be- then that is nasty.
We don't eat muffins, only muffin I ever heard of was "Muffin The Mule".

If you want to talk about food though, what's up with the bacon here? Skinny bits of fat with no meat, same goes for sausages, I'd hate to guess what's in them. Whoever heard of bread that stays fresh for three weeks? And why does everyone have to eat as if it is their last meal? Supersize it and and I'll have seconds

"Here comes Muffin, Muffin the Mule,
Dear old Muffin, playing the fool..." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh please! You wanna talk food and you're English. Everybody knows you're food sucks- like cabbage and fish, eggsalad stick?! Come on. And don't subject me to your little songs,K.

I googled english food and I clicked on the first one. Nevermind that it said "Scrote's" English food (lmfao ), but anyhow check it out.

http://www.apbw.mistral.co.uk/english.htm

And note that to the left it says "British tea and clotted cream". You just don't like our cream because it isn't clumpy.
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In the perfect world:

The mechanics are German;
The police are British;
The cooks are Italian;
The lovers are French; and
The Swiss organize everything.

In the worst Hell:

The cooks are British;
The police are German;
The mechanics are French;
The lovers are Swiss; and
The Italians organize everything.
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