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02-23-2005, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Morristown, NJ
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come on guys...be open minded...its not that bad...you could easily fit two or three strippers dancing on that small platform while your crusing down the strip...  |
02-23-2005, 02:00 AM
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Hummer Deity
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Vegas
Posts: 8,750
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me to I think I'm going to be sick. uh
!@#%%%$^& to late. Man that is ugly!
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02-23-2005, 06:20 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: PDX
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sfox:
After looking at this a bit closer, the worst part(s) is that you don't even take off the stock bumper, you bolt this ugly hunk of crap on using the holes for the tow hooks on top of the stock bumper!
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Good eye. I hadn't looked at that POS very closely and had missed that. What a joke.
I bet it's really made out of papier-mache.
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02-24-2005, 06:53 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Westwwod, CA.
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Well, I shouldn’t address the appearance of the thing. I figure if you can’t say anything nice… Let’s say that it looks like it was made specifically for some vehicle, but not the H2.
It looks like it weighs a quarter ton, it has no winch attachments and it sticks out far enough for a skinny girl to sunbathe on it. Would anyone desiring a “a heavy-duty” bumper be willing to give up this much approach angle?
“Go from rugged off-roading to a night on the town with the versatile appearance of this bumper guard.”
Rugged Off-Roading: 0
Night on the Town: 0
I guess versatile, in this context, means not really good for anything. I don’t have welding tools and have never designed a bumper. So my hat goes off to anyone who does. Still, I don’t think we’ll see to many of these on our trucks unless they bring back the Road Warrior flicks.
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02-23-2005, 02:53 PM
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Hummer Professional
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Austin, TX - Hook Em' Horns!
Posts: 463
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The Texas bumpers have been all wrong. Remember Tough Country?  Just Awful.
All the manufacturers here have the Ranch Hand design philosophy. Make it big, obnoxious and void of any intelligent design and dumb rednecks will slap it on their Pick ups faster than an impromtu hate crime at a Toby Keith concert.
. . .and then there are those Texans who go and buy Happy Bumpers because it took so long to bring another solution to market.  |
02-22-2005, 10:38 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: San Diego CA.
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Reserve not met. Imagine that. That thing looks like it has a fat lip 
So much for the approach angle  |
02-23-2005, 12:41 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rhode Island
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I think I'm going to be sick!
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02-25-2005, 01:46 AM
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Banned
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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You mean the Road Dummer....err..... Armor bumpers?
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02-22-2005, 10:59 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: PDX
Posts: 2,367,817
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
I think that was posted below. As bad as it is, I sure would hate to see a Prius get tagged by it.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh damn!!! That's almost as bad as... nevermind.
What do you mean "hate"? I'd love to see a Prius get tagged... by just about anything. |
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