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11-13-2003, 08:26 PM
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Damn, we need Dennis and his pictures. Hey Lance, have you always been such an idiot?
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11-13-2003, 09:32 PM
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Here's one for Lance.
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11-11-2003, 11:32 PM
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DAM! Mac is on a roll.
Sol- by an Element and put H2 stickers on it and put a vanity plate on it that says something clever like "BABYHMR" or something like that.
That will save you 40K and no one will vandalize an Element, no one cares about that POS.
There, problem solved..............
Plus the Honda web sites are full of folks like yourself ready to talk about surfing or doing something trendy in your Element....
HeeeeeeeeHawwwwwwwwwww
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11-13-2003, 09:35 PM
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And here's one of Lance.
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11-13-2003, 06:07 AM
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Lance, are you 15 years old and trying to make some scratch on this site since you probably got bounced from EBay? Please delete this site from your Favorites and take a hike. You're pissing me off that we had to waste time with you.
ps. if you'd been paying attention you would have noticed that that 1st video originated HERE!!! Stupid pile of excrement.
pps. Some day when you get older maybe, just maybe a little fairy(not your dad) will fly into your room while you're sleeping and sprinkle intelligence dust on you. Wait, in your case she might need a couple of shovels full.
ppps. What a F'ing dunce!!! Did you seriously think that you were going to post an H2 video on an H2 forum that the members hadn't seen or heard of? You should try looking at some sites other than the one with Britney Spears nip-slip.
pppps. In ten words or less could you describe how it feels to be embarassed off of a site? Dummy.
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11-13-2003, 10:32 PM
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Lance,
I wouldn't even f#*% your eye sockets with Mac's D*#&!!!!
Time for you to go find some friends at the mitsubishi site, you pathetic freak!
gasman
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11-14-2003, 06:26 AM
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Hey guys.....
Remember that scene in the movie Predator...where Arnold, Jesse and his guys were shooting everything they had into the forest after Billy thought he saw that stealth alien...they were all unloading their arsenals heavy-duty....
I think this troll was knocked on his ass long before he even built any momentum.
He's dead, he's gone, it's history. Shut it down, re-load and wait for the next fool who tries to cut us.
That freak in the trench coat is pathetic. Any fool knows the dark lingerie is more suited to that dark coat: can't accessorize!
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11-10-2003, 05:04 AM
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Please don't buy an H2!!! You're so not worthy to own one.
Might I suggest a VW Beetle Cabrio. It's a nice car for chicks. I am assuming you're a chick, right. I mean you don't sound like you've got any testicles.
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11-11-2003, 06:10 AM
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SHHHHH!! Be quiet Rick, we had the puss talked out of it!!
He needs to go look at the very radical and wild Honda Prelude. It's got mad stylin' and gets dope MPG!!! Think of all the biznatches you'll have on your jock when you're behind the wheel of a fresh Prelude!!
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11-13-2003, 10:36 PM
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hey Lance, what should I drive instead of an H2 if H2s suck so much?
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11-11-2003, 10:40 PM
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Solstice, don't listen to these evil lost souls. If you buy a Honda or Toyota, it will be in Mexico in less than a week. Nobody will scratch a Honda or Toyota, nobody is that stupid to scratch a car you are about to steal and send across the border. Hummer on the other hand wastes so much gas, no one down there is stupid enough to buy a stolen Hummer.
I am indeed sorry these people are so mean to you, it is uncalled for. I, on the other hand, is always nicest and true.
Have you ever thought about Oldsmobile? No one hate an Oldsmobile, how can you? no one steal an Oldsmobile, why would you? Even Immigration border agent won't check the trunk of an Oldsmobile. Buy an Oldsmobile, its you.
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11-25-2003, 03:59 AM
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Lance ya sexy beast! We missed ya!
DRTY! ARGO! BUCK! DAN! ....Our little Cape Boy is back!
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11-13-2003, 12:06 AM
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Since we all know Hummer Man is the official FOUNDER, which should mean Hummer MAN is also the Founding Father, unless anyone can prove that Hummer MAN is really not a MAN. I never really figure out who the Founding Mother is, as such, it is highly unlikely that I could be the Founding Father, but then again, there were weaker moments in my life for which I could not remember things she/they said I did. And since Dirtyfun said something about me making lots of rabbits, it is not impossible that Drtyfn could be one of my little rabbits.
TX Red jIm, please correcect my engulish up theirs.
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11-25-2003, 03:34 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by argonaut:
hey Lance, what should I drive instead of an H2 if H2s suck so much?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
you coulda saved some money on a HD Chevy truck. put your choice of lockers, lift, tires for alot cheaper.
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11-13-2003, 03:44 AM
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more good old tough H2 photos!
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11-12-2003, 04:06 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lance:
DON'T BUY ONE. YOU WILL TURN INTO A SELF CENTERED A$$ HOLE LIKE SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Lance should know... He sees one in the mirror every day!
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