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Old 03-26-2005, 04:50 AM
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WAAAA-F*CKING-AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Wipe away your tears oh chubby baby. You sound like a woman in her late 20's, late 30's late 40's, late 50's, etc...
Jesus, you always try to make it sound like the world is at your plump feet. Why the big let down on your birthday? Nobody there to cheer you up and make you a cake? Boo-freaking-hoo!!!

Sorry, but you caught me in a fiery mood, and your bitch-like whining wasn't doing anything for me.
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Buck up there, Sparkie! You just made 10 large in commission. Happy birthday!
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Definitely a youngster. Happy Birthday!

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Fred I quit being parts guy:
Church didn't know you were THAT young I was going to ask if knew someone with a tape dirve for a TSR-80 Oh yea it's a green screen.
Happy Damn Brithday YOUNGSTER </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Radio Shack had the goods then! I remember when we upgraded to the Commodor 64. We thought we would never need another computer that would top it.
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Help,Ken dan anyone I can"t find the damn thing
sonofbitch*^$%*&$%&^%&^$%#*(*&_)*+_)*}&&%^(*&%*$*$ %*&^&$%^(*&()_)(*)_+_*(%$@#&#(*(&$%#^.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by FreeorDie2:
Odd to think that I bought it before ol' 4Churchill was even born. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL! I think that was the year I first copped a feel of titty under a sweater.

Or was it Blue Balls?
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CHURCHILL- happy Birthday- You should be proud of yourself , i didnt know you were only 20 yrs old and you have a '05 sut. . You must be doing something right , now get off your but and go get laid!
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So today is my 20th birthday. Ive been in a horrible mood. My family is all over the country, I'm basically all alone, and have no one to celebrate with. Just as I was getting really depressed, a couple walked into the dealership. Long story short I was able to make these people's dream of HUMMER ownership come true. Seeing how excited they were actually helped revive my mood. I hope they will be as happy with their rig as we all are!

PS: TimG feel free to call me at anytime, Im still partially depressed and would love to hear about my Gobi. I pm'd you both of my numbers
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I just read that thought less dribble.Glad to be home.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
LOL! I think that was the year I first copped a feel of titty under a sweater.

Or was it Blue Balls? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The first time my hand went under a sweater was quite a few years before that... As I recall, as a freshman or sophmore in high school, the first thing you mentioned inevitably brought on the second.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Fred I quit being parts guy:
my first was uncut slate,That I had to unearth myself.I didn"t have chaulk so I had to cut down an 500ft Redwood
and whittle it down to a pointed stick,to scribe my problems unto the uncut slate. Beat that!!!!!!
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Actually, my family were the first to draw in caves.

There is a lingering argument as to wether Detonate's clan was first.
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Somebody get that 300 baud modem for DRTYFN
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I'm inclined to agree with you. How much knuckle hair
do you have left.Warn mine off A year ago,but it
seems to have traveled to my palm.Hum........... go figure
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
WHHOOA! Hold on, Kenny. The b'day boy just turned 20! NOT LEGAL DRINKING AGE! (opening up a restaurant/bar/lounge -- been reading a lot of law... )
4Church, Happy Birthday! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You only have to be 18 to drink in my establishment.

20th Birthday and you're depressed?????? I will not shed a tear for you you young prick! I turned 35 on March 20th. I SHOULD BE THE ONE WHOSE DEPRESSED!

Well actually, unlike you, I got some that night. Happy B-Day buddy.
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Church didn't know you were THAT young I was going to ask if knew someone with a tape dirve for a TSR-80 Oh yea it's a green screen.
Happy Damn Brithday YOUNGSTER
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">20th Birthday and you're depressed?????? I will not shed a tear for you you young prick! I turned 35 on March 20th. I SHOULD BE THE ONE WHOSE DEPRESSED! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Turning 35 and you should be one of those who is depressed?? Talk about a young prick. . . When you pass 50 and are headed towards 60 at what feels like the speed of light, then you MIGHT have a reason to be depressed. But the solution at 50, 35 and 20 is the same and was provided years ago by Tom T. Hall:

Faster Horses,
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Older Whiskey,
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Did't frog master came back?Not to stir the pot but I still love the roof light post>>>>Classic
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my first was uncut slate,That I had to unearth myself.I didn"t have chaulk so I had to cut down an 500ft Redwood
and whittle it down to a pointed stick,to scribe my problems unto the uncut slate. Beat that!!!!!!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Gosh, I'm not ordinarily one to try to one up someone else, but I first learned on a computer that used punch tape. My first programming was on punch cards.

Damn, I'm old! Does this mean I need to be depressed too? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! Don't bring up those god damn punch cards!!!!
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