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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
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WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT
THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, Jan. 9, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation.
Meets 4 week s, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Sa turday 12:00 for 2 hours.
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Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoid ing The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
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Fundamental Differences Between The La! undry Ha mper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
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After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
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Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To ! Your Sig nificant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
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Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
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Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
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Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
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Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
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Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's @ noon, 2 hours.
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Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
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How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
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How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
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Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
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The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
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02-26-2006, 04:35 AM
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02-23-2006, 09:52 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs.ssippi:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Sexist Pricks. Just gandering through today's off-topic, Chumps.
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x2, amen sister! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Blow me!
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02-24-2006, 05:38 AM
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02-24-2006, 04:50 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>HAHA. That's perfect for H2Finally!!!!
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02-23-2006, 06:49 PM
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Then make me a sammich.
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02-24-2006, 12:22 AM
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...and I thought she thought I was cool...
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02-24-2006, 05:11 PM
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Humbebe,
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02-24-2006, 01:37 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
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02-24-2006, 12:18 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by frank6150:
By the way... You didn't offer enough money. That is all!  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>She didn't have to offer me any money. 
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02-28-2006, 08:26 PM
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Question: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Answer: Nothing! She done been told twice already! 
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And fetch my slippers!
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02-23-2006, 06:56 PM
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Well then...I guess I won't be your beer bitch in Tellico now!!
Did you know like the come back of the "For the Guys" thread?
Why aren't you going to Paragon?
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02-25-2006, 05:23 AM
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Where's our dinner???
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02-23-2006, 11:47 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs.ssippi:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Sexist Pricks. Just gandering through today's off-topic, Chumps.
That is all.   </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
x2, amen sister! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Blow me!
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what would you like on your sammich?
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02-23-2006, 09:24 PM
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You'd best have typed that from either the kitchen or the laundry room! 
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02-26-2006, 04:50 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CampMaster:
This is one hell of a sexy look!
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Needs a shorter dress. Plus, WTF is the trash still doing in the house??? It's not going to take itself out!
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02-23-2006, 06:33 PM
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Sexist Pricks. Just gandering through today's off-topic, Chumps.
That is all.  
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