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Old 02-24-2006, 02:53 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>HAHA. That's perfect for H2Finally!!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Agreed
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs.ssippi:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Sexist Pricks. Just gandering through today's off-topic, Chumps.

That is all. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

x2, amen sister! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Blow me!

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No, seriously, blow me.... then make me a sammich.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>HAHA. That's perfect for H2Finally!!!!
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Then make me a sammich.
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Humbebe,
You are I should get together sometime.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by frank6150:

By the way... You didn't offer enough money. That is all! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>She didn't have to offer me any money.
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Question: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?



Answer: Nothing! She done been told twice already!
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Well then...I guess I won't be your beer bitch in Tellico now!!

Did you know like the come back of the "For the Guys" thread?

Why aren't you going to Paragon?
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs.ssippi:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Sexist Pricks. Just gandering through today's off-topic, Chumps.

That is all. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

x2, amen sister! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Blow me!



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No, seriously, blow me.... then make me a sammich. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


what would you like on your sammich?
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You'd best have typed that from either the kitchen or the laundry room!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CampMaster:
This is one hell of a sexy look!

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Sexist Pricks. Just gandering through today's off-topic, Chumps.

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