Possible Hummer purchase, but am feeling reservations...

[gorton]

also Diana, do you need the hummer to fill the gap of pleasure that your husband leaves out, from his shrunken steroid enbalmed member? elitist superhuman wannabe. you guys must be the talk of the juice bar. oh trust me the H2 will bump you up quite a few notches in that low life social spectrum.

[KenP]

He'll need this instead.

[hyperion78]

hey fudge packer! Bend over and spell run

[DRTYFN]

gorton,
This guy says you're a feagola. He says he'd beat you down like a baby seal and then spit on your back. RAAAARRRR!!!!

[DennisAJC]

I paid $105K CAN and still waited for 5 months.

Never regretted the buy. And I love it more now than the first day I sat in it.

[gorton]

also Diana, you had better start putting out more for your weightlifing husband, supposing he's going to fit the bill for you new roving popularity machine. "I am due for a new trucknow".
If you have that much of a power complex over other drivers, then why not just buy a GMC Suburban. Oh, wait, you are buying one, only it has fancier sheet metal and a trendier nameplate. I'm sure all the other wives at Starbucks and Tim Hortons will envy you.

[Christa]

Hi Diana,
You would LOVE the Hummer. I've had mine for about 2 months now I and I will never want anything else! Size-wise, it a little bigger than a tahoe, but not much really. The thing that I think makes it feel so much bigger is that it so boxy (sp?) that looking out the front windshield is strange because you're used to looking at a front end that is rounded and slopes which makes things feel smaller. It doesn't take very long to get used to. Our Ford Crew Cab Long box is much bigger than my h2 so it was actually a step down in size for me and it is so much easier to navigate around parking lots etc which I love.
I live in Washington State, which is a very Liberal place, but I've had nothing but compliments from people. Now I think if I lived nearer to Seattle that might be different as that is where the concentration of our tree huggers reside. The rest of the state is pretty conservative and doesn't seem to have any biases. You will get the occasional idiot who makes a snotty comment about the gas mileage, but they quiet down pretty quick when I tell them that it costs a lot more to fill up my Ford than my H2 and I get better mileage than my friends Suburban. Alot of misconceptions are out there about it. I'm pretty diligent in trying to dispell those. You just have to be patient!
It's a beautiful SUV and great to drive. If you want one just do it! You wont regret it!!

By the way, Don't let anyone give you any grief over wanting some chrome pretties on it!! I love shiny things!!
Good luck, I hope you get one, we can always use another Lady on this forum. There's WAY to much Testosterone around here!!

[HummerNewbie]

Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Christa:
DRTYman
I'm more than likely going to kick myself for asking, and then end up having to slap you but...What is MILF?

Well, are you? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO

[gorton]

she had to come correct because all of her cards got pulled. funny i dind't notice the amouunt of faggotry that goes on here until this thread "Yea, You go girl". Most of you are really homos though. And whats even funnier is Christa, acting like a tough guy, and then subsequently flipping off the commado facade switch and becoming friendly. Charlatans in true form i suppose.a double standard for you chauvenistic females nowadays. a sorry lot. hopefully my criticisms caused Diana to spend less time in front of her tv set. in any regard,
keep focused on your tv's, and let the lazys walk all over you. rude awakening-coming soon.

[gorton]

typical response. you have no retort, simply because your card got pulled. maybe if you do a better job in bed tonight the ole hubby will bend for the dealer instead. at least strippers don't have to hide their true intentions behind televised social veils of untruth.

[gorton]

Originally posted by Diana:
I have to say I have vastly enjoyed this forum. I love the quick wit, and creativity of the members when a troll comes around.

at your service cinderella. it's an honor to have had the opportunity entertaining you. better hurry up and get that hummer before the clock strikes midnight.

[Boss Hoss]

It seems that there are two people in this world....the first loves hummers and envy all who drive them; the second think its rediculous for someone to spend that much money on a a car that is so big and burns soo much gas--i find the second person is usually the first person as well. I have not had any problems from the general public besides getting parking tickets when the cars next to me dont and the usual "hey buddy, whats your gas mileage". The joy of driving a Hummer certainly out weighs the negativity.

Handling in snow...not sure how it would handle but on wet roads my Hummer drives like a dream. You have to remember this is a full time 4wheel drive vehicle so should have good traction.

The size takes about 2 days to get used to. After that it is REALLY easy to drive for such a big vehicle. I would say it drives better than a tahoe/yukon.

Any big SUV gets terrible gas mileage. What is the difference between a Yukon that gets 16mpg and a Hummer that gets 12? In my book this is negligible. I come from driving a Lexus IS 300 and i would not go back to a car for the world.(i kept the IS 300 for 3 weeks when i bought my Hummer and I almost despised driving it because the Hummer rides and drives soo comfortably.)


In summary: DO YOURSELF A FAVOR A BUY A HUMMER!!! Welcome to the board

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by gorton:
oh, i'm at the gym 2-3 hours per day.

Suuuuure you do.
I've seen your picture and the only thing you're doing in the gym is cleaning toilets and folding towels.

[HummerNewbie]

ROFLMAO Snap Snap Snap

[h2co-pilot]

Originally posted by blindmann:
i had the exact same concerns about some of the negativity about hummers on the internet.long story short,im picking up my new 2005 hummer at the dealership tomorrow.i bought it at duecks on marine in vancouver.

Don't worry about internet negativity. They all get owned in a short time anyway.

[h2co-pilot]

Originally posted by gorton:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Diana:



I have wanted an H2 since I saw my first one on CSI. a

Yes this is the typical mindstate of women these days. Emulation of cathode rays. 8mpg is more realisitic. Ask yourself this question: Why do you really want it? If it is because of the status, and allure, then you will probably be pegged by the FUH2 crowd. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I am so curious as to how you form your opinion on women these days. As clearly, your intellect and behavior should only lead you to the company of unconfident pimply man-boys and helpless animals. However, your distinct reputation for retarded retorts and inablity to manifest a worthy cause for your existence on this forum will prevail I'm sure.

CRTs on your mother's Tandy 1000 monitor is how you view and prove your outright jealousy of the very status and allure that you are referring to and yes Diane will have to deal with paltry beings such as yourself and those that submit on the FU-H2 site. Tis' quite suprising you haven't graced that site with your pestilence, as surely you would be accepted and that's all you really want, isn't now?

[VTSTOMPER]

[h2co-pilot]

In my Golf commenting voice:

Gorton is online and logged on, a response to Diane's post is inevitable....will it be more vagina bashing or fitness talk...

[Diana]

Gorton... I can say so much to you, but you are just not worth my while. Christa said it all pretty much. I love Hummers, and that is that. You probably take public transit, and are one those creepy bastards at the back of the bus. The only female attention you would get is at "gyno alley" in the strip joints, if you have a lot of money to pitch at them.

As for the Hummer. We walked away from the deal tonight. The dealer would only go down to $57200 Canadian, too much money. It is a 2003, and that price is what the 2004s are going for. There are plenty of Hummers to be had, but I did really like this particular truck. I will just keep looking. We will have our Hummer, sooner or later. Perhaps since we walked away, the dealer might bend towards the price we had in mind.

What do you think a low mileage 2003 Hummer should go for in Canadian funds?

[Diana]

dochummer, 2003s go for $47000 - $55000, depending on the mileage. The dealer wanted $59995, and I managed to get him down to $57200. I was hoping they would let it go for $55000. It is mint, but I am seeing 2004s at that same price. I just don't like the ones I have looked at.

It will happen, even if it takes a couple of months. I would sooner have something I know I got a decent deal on, then to overpay, and feel ripped off.