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07-12-2005, 11:26 AM
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Yeah - but it just feels better when you gun them down with words!
I would bite my lip though too if it was some woman that worked with me. 
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07-12-2005, 01:34 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Just put in some overtime, rub some tuna on her phone and lay a turd on her desk.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Damn!!! Don't piss off our new authoritah
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07-13-2005, 10:52 AM
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Carey, does she know you posted that? She is cute though (I even turned my laptop upside down )- congratulations. 
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07-11-2005, 11:59 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by usetosellhummer:
Try owning the uglyist car on the planet
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But it does have nice A/C vents!  |
07-12-2005, 10:41 AM
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ssgharkness020147 do you have a bigger avatar image?
I agree - I say what it will really get for MPG and most people say the two of the following:
Bull****
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Wow..not as bad as I thought!
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07-12-2005, 07:50 PM
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Nice....big....
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07-13-2005, 04:48 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXSUT:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
Don't worry about the paper towels, there is already a roll next to her </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That was the roll I was referring to. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I get it now
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07-13-2005, 09:50 PM
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ya mang, i axe da same question when i be seen dem GM H2 rigz. "why?"
Why not get dem super fly blinged out 28 inch wheels and shizz. Why pay 60 g'z fo a 6500lb paper weight? dem H2 rigs aint even real off road whipz, you don't see any AMG Hummer's wif a GM Tahoe solid rear axel.
H2 = a fat show truck that sinks in da mud, gets stuck off roadn, wheels fall off, water comes in, shiz always breakn, and don't fo get da 50 pages of TSBs...
Way to go GM, you made it...
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07-14-2005, 03:22 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by VTSTOMPER:
OMG...looks at this shizzle. I just put this sites URL in there is laughed my ass off!
gizoogle </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yep, that's pretty damn funny.
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07-12-2005, 11:03 AM
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Speaking of having to be professional...just 10 minutes ago, I experienced a "Hummer comment" that has me SO phucking ready to go ballistic on this bitch here at work. Some guy was walking around showing people a comic strip that had something to do with getting rid of your material possessions. The guy with the joke was teasing this hag because she didn't get the joke, so she replies "Go show it to Pete, see if he gets it, he's in to material things." I asked her what that was supposed to mean, and she said "Well, you drive a Hummer." I let her walk off, keeping my mouth shut, but I don't know how long I can last before giving her a real nasty piece of my mind. 
She's always making comments that make it obvious that she's jealous that others have more than she does (plus, she's in her mid-forties and can't find a man), so maybe I shouldn't say anything to make her realize her faults...let her live out her miserable lonely existence being just that, miserable.
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People act like these things are 40 ft long and weigh 10000 pounds. I'm quick to tell everyone that it's actually smaller and easier to get around in the H2 than it was in my previous truck, an extended cab dually. It gets better mileage, too! Not quite as much power, but I can deal with that.
I really should have said something like, "what do you mean by that? Are you saying something bad about my vehicle? That is really hurtful and not very nice of you. I can't believe a professional such as yourself would make a comment about a customer's vehicle like that."
and walk out.
If someone's wanting an argument and you give them the guilt trip, it may stay with them for a while and they won't do it again.
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07-11-2005, 06:21 PM
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I also get the negative comments from the male mini-van drivers. I just laugh it off and ask " Are you you pissed off because your wife makes you drive a mini-van? That usually shuts them up. The worst I think was this mini-cooper who tried cutting off and then play the break check game. When I asked want his problem was He what a ****ing waste of gas and sheet metal. I responded by handing him my cell phone and saying Dude its your sister and she wants her little bitch-mobile back!  |
07-14-2005, 02:04 AM
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Have you seen the snoop translator? funny as hell!
LINK
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07-13-2005, 11:04 PM
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I wonder if that tool can say the words "job" or "work"?
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07-11-2005, 06:46 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
On another language bit....my husband does that anytime he takes my truck out. If someone starts mouthing off, he says "I'm sorry, I don't speak english" and turns away. Usually throws them for a loop.
I personally have not had a single negative comment on my truck. Like Ken, most people want to see the inside. And for some weird reason, "most" are 40 yr old guys driving minivans. Scary.
The second most popular comment I get is "if I could afford one of those, I'd get the yellow too!"
Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Estoy apesadumbrado, yo no hablo inglés!
lol... that's funny!
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07-12-2005, 11:51 AM
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If it was someone in my department, I would have already said something, but she works for my #1 (internal) customer. |
07-11-2005, 04:03 AM
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VTSTOMPER,
So when people like this barge in and start licking the gear shifter what's a guy to do? 
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07-11-2005, 11:15 AM
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I KNOW, I get bothered all the time about the Caravan. "How do those sliding doors work?"  "Sweet ride! but I like the Aerostar better." Jeez! So annoying.
That's weird, I never make a comment to someone I don't know unless it's postive. Maybe (hopefully) they are just questions because it is so unique. People ask me questions about a new cell phone, purse, shirt, accessory etc..I am donning. Sometimes, they don't outright say that they love it- but I know it's because they like it or want to copy the coolness.
My first thought when I met Ken and he had it out with him that night was- when are you going to give me a ride?- (he was my friends older brother so I wasn't being slutty) And I'm kind of an earthy spirtual type, but never jealous because of monetary posessions. I did get a little jealous of the H2 when I realized people were looking at the H2 and not me though.
Bad and outright ugly comments are no doubt jealousy or environmental (because of the H2's symbolism).
People are strange, treat each individual encounter as you see fit. If you are sick and tired of answering technical questions on a particular day- just make like you speak a different language or something.
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07-14-2005, 04:03 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by VTSTOMPER:
OMG...looks at this shizzle. I just put this sites URL in there is laughed my ass off!
gizoogle </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I got all pimpy and put in "bitches" and got this:
http://www.scarybitches.com/
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07-11-2005, 12:13 AM
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So many things possible to say to make their brains lock up. One of my current favorites is "What should I drive that's going to make you happy? While you're at it- what should I wear, eat, do for a living? Please, tell me what's going to make you ****ing happy." And then just stand there and stare(raise one eye brow if you can) at them like you're actually waiting for their answer. If they give you the old "You don't have to be an *******" crap just tell them they don't either. I've got so many other VERY naughty ones, but because of legal restrictions I can't divulge them to you because you might get your ass kicked by whomever you might use them on. |
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