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07-13-2005, 03:18 PM
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I want one of those Hood orniments, I will be in Wisconsin this Saturday for a beer or three.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> People act like these things are 40 ft long and weigh 10000 pounds. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
When I get these comments, I usually compare it to my mini van
GMC Safarri: H2
Body width 77.5 - 81.2
Overall length 189.8 189.8 w/o Spare
Not much of a difference.
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07-11-2005, 12:09 AM
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Good outlook...never really looked at it from that angle!
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07-11-2005, 09:15 PM
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Mostly have had positive questions/comments, but there is the occasional nitwit without a clue. You can usually see them coming a mile away almost ready to burst at the seams to make someone's day more difficult.
One ditzy broad asked, "what would you buy a vehicle that big for?" I went on to describe how "I just saw a an accident involving ('whatever vehicle the interrogator was driving') and both occupants were CRUSHED by a VW running a red light upon side impact. I don't think they lived."
Regarding the fuel questions, it's usually from someone driving a duallie, so the recommended response is "better mpg than that duallie over there...oh, that's yours?"
Sometimes the positive comments are funny as well. One Jeep guy I spoke with while filling up said he'd trade his wife for an H2! Guess his home life is lacking!
You could always wear an NRA hat to limit some of the questions! 
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07-11-2005, 09:02 PM
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With regard to cost, my favorite answer is still "about $8 a pound." 
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07-11-2005, 04:06 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kacyk:
VTSTOMPER,
So when people like this barge in and start licking the gear shifter what's a guy to do?  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Lick back. 
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07-13-2005, 07:57 PM
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Yep. She didnt care.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Carey, does she know you posted that?
Sweet tool cabinet.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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07-13-2005, 10:41 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXSUT:
Can someone hand me that roll of paper towels?  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Don't worry about the paper towels, there is already a roll next to her 
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07-11-2005, 12:46 AM
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LMAO @ DRTYFN!
I am going to try that next time! No lie, I will do it...and I will probably get a chance to by tomorrow afternoon!
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07-13-2005, 01:23 AM
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Let's see that hood ornament from the driver's seat!
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07-12-2005, 09:46 PM
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I didn't know the H1 came with an optional 'hood ornament'!
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ssgharkness020147:
As a matter of fact I do.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by VTSTOMPER:
ssgharkness020147 do you have a bigger avatar image?
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07-13-2005, 01:33 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
If you turn the laptop upside down, she drops her hands.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Really, I hook my laptop to my bigscreen tv and flip it over 
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07-11-2005, 07:23 PM
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07-11-2005, 12:02 AM
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At least people are talking to you 
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07-12-2005, 03:53 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Longhorn:
With regard to cost, my favorite answer is still "about $8 a pound."  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Do you mind if I borrow that line? 
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07-14-2005, 02:06 AM
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OMG...looks at this shizzle. I just put this sites URL in there is laughed my ass off!
gizoogle
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07-12-2005, 04:15 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Just put in some overtime, rub some tuna on her phone and lay a turd on her desk.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
ROTFLMAO!
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07-11-2005, 07:57 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by usetosellhummer:
...the uglyist car on the planet
2001 Aztek </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sorry, but I have to agree with you on that one 
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