Exploding people

[Hummertech]

I only give EP a rating of a 3. It's one thing that he thinks he knows everything. But he loses points because he keeps opening his mouth making a bigger ass out of himself.

[ShaggyX]

LasVegas...Is it bad that I had to look up shoehorning online to know what the hell you were talking about?

For what its worth, most (if not all) of the members of this site who have met me in person seem to like me despite what I say about the H2 (although they might deny it after I called them out like that), so I must not be as much of a little prick as you might like to think.

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

Co-pilot You are very welcome and most deserving. I'm not as dumb as I let people believe I am. I know Who has the most potential here to be My very best allie. Behind every great man is an even Greater Woman. So Ken I see the secret of Your success.
Thanks Co-pilot and tell that puppet of Yours I said HI You lucky Duck.
TAZ

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by timgco:
Once you all meet Shaggy, you'll look at this post and LYAO! When you meet him though, make sure he is facing you. if he is standing sideways, you'll never see him.
Shaggy really is a genuine guy; he just has smaller arms than a snake!

And for the record, I'm the one that cut all the wood.

Tim,

You made me cry!

It's gonna be so cool seeing you CO guys again(And the Texans ).

But this time around, we're gonna add some Oregono to the recipe.

[partsguy]

Changed bitches in mid bitch
(5)minus (2)for being under twenty one.
Be good jimmy Stay in school you need it!

[KenP]

Originally posted by Exploding People:
actually, my kia
it's a great car for point to point driving when you're in college

now when i get out, it's definitely hybrid time

Oooh, then LOTS of people can drive over you.

[Yetti]

Please feel free to provide facts as to the safety of the Kia. its standard for every car maker to do the testing and make the required "minimums" in safety. its also a small matter of Physics. if I run over your pile of **** with my 6500lb truck its makes a loud scraping noise as you pass under the skidplates, It may also get some air and quite possiblly break a tierod end on my landing...Oh well.
I have done crash testing in the big 3 for the last ten years...I think you need to spend some quality time reading FACTS, not going to some web site that gives lip service to kids teaching them the rights and wrongs from some smoked out hippys point of veiw. I have done every dirty job there is, and I have been to school and put up with little pukes who had every whim catered to by their parents...just makes me sick!

I bet when you get out of school and get a job its going to change your ponit of veiw.
Just do me one favor...Get Job "without" a Family memebers help, then come back here and see if you have the same veiw.

[h2co-pilot]

AWWWWWW!! TAZ, your'e so sweet to me

As for you Shag, I didn't know you were a resident troll, I thought you were kidding and bored until my last post. If you had read my other ones, you would have seen one of my post saying the H2 is a sweetass minivan ( but in good fun not bitterness). I can appreciate your opinion, however the personal insult regarding my "serious self confidence issues" ona post meant for a temporary troll was uncalled for and just a little superficial and unkind, I would never intentionally hurt or insult anyone like that, in fact I stood up for you in the accident forum. So that being said, next time your paranoia bites you on the @ss when you read one of my posts you can email me:

h2copilot@gfy.noob

[DRTYFN]

I was wondering about EP's carpet-bombing post style, too.
I wonder... troll or legitimate(but over-enthusiastic) newbie?

[KenP]

I want to tell him to deliver a pizza, but he's not old enough.

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

Ken
Your Co-pilot has the best gift for composing I have seen in a while. Get Her to write something special for this situation. I called My Daughter She said I'm busy but if little jimmy keeps picking on Us She will think about wasting some time on Our behalf but, really would rather not associate with the likes of him. She has a fear of ignorance being contagious She said.
TAZ

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

With that load Buddy i can promise H2 mileage. I'm planning on being ready for fall trip. I just do not think I could wait till next year even if i had to rent something and go during the summer. All the pics that people have sent and the video's to watch boy it looks great. I have been promised a few email pics while You guys are there and hopefully a well documented video diary. That is if Co-pilot does the naration, Man She has a way with words. Ken is one lucky Dude. He does not even have to be in the same room with Her and She can melt His butter. He tells Me He takes good care of Her. All I can say is He better or there could be trouble.
Later Shag
TAZ

[timgco]

Once you all meet Shaggy, you'll look at this post and LYAO! When you meet him though, make sure he is facing you. if he is standing sideways, you'll never see him.
Shaggy really is a genuine guy; he just has smaller arms than a snake!

And for the record, I'm the one that cut all the wood.

[Exploding People]

nah, filld my tank this morning
not a fan of $2.34
not. a. fan.

[h2co-pilot]

Alright, taking the bracelet off.

People that have problems with Hummers are just falling into basic categories of behavior from our bi-pedal ancestors. Feeling jealous rage against the class orders that Hummers represent- power, wisdom, wealth and sexual attraction. Hence the Alpha concept, they are mere bitter primates who feel a sense of excitment for giving an anonymous jab to the dominant entities. For in another direct form of communication would cower as they have since the behavior was established.

I think it is entertaining to take a stab at the pecking order in this situation. Hence my wookie nookie, fag and eco-nazi remarks . Everyone craves to be heard and recognized regardless of the content that will do it. These poor individuals follow and speak without true personal thought just for this recognition. The best thing to do would be not to give the individual a mental treat that rewards craving, but I can't help but support my alpha hummer monkeys, plus I have so many funny pictures on file(well I think they are funny ). This poor young man had an outright demand for recogniion- posting on every thread possible. I suspect sexual dysfuntion or social deprevation.

It looks like we have pecked him back to pornographic websites of homosexual orientation, but he may be back...one of these aforementioned individuals will

TAZ, that was almost as long as one of your posts

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by RLTAZH2:
. now, jimmy if your not good i will get my littlest girl to get on here, if she would bother she loves hummers any kind of hummers and wants to know why she has to drive a small car at school, but she will kick your butt and make you cry. i promise i have seen her do it to young peon's who thought they were so sharp and not behave themselves. i doubt i could get her to as she just normally will not waste her time with uninformed dopes. she says intelligence takes a back seat to common sense as with commom sense you can ussually figure out where the back door is but, with intelligence you may have to have the blueprints. this is from an academic scholar retard, do not forget it. she knows how much hard work it takes most to be able to afford a hummer and not all have anything but a high school education. she understands that most that do put forth the hard work would not risk all they have to just haphazardly go around and do things to purposely put others at risk for the reason that they could loose everything in a law suit. there are of course ecception's to the rule but the rule is still predominant.
i hope you get some mentoring from someone who really has a veiw of the real world.
taz

BAHZING!

[h2co-pilot]

Oh, nevermind , okay we have a homo troll that drives a Kia?

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
I flip-flop more than John Kerry.

Whoa!! You wish you could flip-flop 10% as much as John Kerry.

[DRTYFN]

EP shall now be known as Exploding Sphincter. Much more appropriate.

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by Exploding People:
a twin merc cruiser is less likely to run over my car in an accident, though.

Last year a drunk guy in a civic ran a red light and t-boned a family(one infant) riding in an Explorer.

The family was OK but the civic driver died. GOOD.

The biggest problem with fatalities now are the ricer rockets that illegally drag race on public streets, losing control and plowing into innocent pedestrians, bikers, or other vehicles.

I'll be driving my H2. Head on collision with you? LOL, nice knowing you. You're no loss anyways, burger flippers are a dime a dozen.