H2 Magazine Reviews!!

[Spike]

Yeah, We'll hold our breath.

S&B Member

[ShaggyX]

Now thats some funny stuff.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SUVGuy:
I'm guessing that since all the insults have dried up that you all found the articles that I quoted.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, it's more likely that you're a ****ty troll. Go practice some and come back when you feel like you can really rile us up. Puss.

S&B Member since '03

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SUVGuy:
Oh really? I got over 40 posts from some really pissed off people for mearly quoting a couple of magazines.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>You got ****. No one has given you posts. We have just called you out to back up the lame editorial you provided under the guise of quotes from CAR magazines.

[ShaggyX]

40 posts??? I am not impressed. You obviously didnt see the 7 Pages worth of pissed off people that I instigated a week or 2 ago (stopsuvs thread). Your puny 3 pages is nothing.

[SJ]

SUVGuy:

Pack your Kia Sportage and haul a** out of here boy - nobody gives a flying f*** what your candy-ass thinks. I say it on the Internet just as I would in public - that's my policy and I'm not making any exceptions for you.

This troll is more like a 2 - copy & paste with no skills whatsoever.

Pokeman is on TV, so scram junior - your about to miss your favorite episode and mama will beat you silly for abusing your computer privelages for the 3rd time this week.

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'03 H2 [Sold]
'03 Chevrolet Silverado Z71, 6" Rancho Lift, Rear Factory Locker, 35" ProComp MTs

[SJ]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Klaus:
Isn't Volvo owned by FORD now?

Klaus

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Yep, and Saab is a brand of General Motors.

Speaking of Ford: Toyota just surpassed Ford to take the #2 spot in the world for automotive sales. That's a bunch of sh*t, since we aren't really given a fair shake in their market! That combined with all the Californians that think Toyota is American because they're assembled/pieced together here [and in Kentucky]. Either that or they just don't give a flying ____!

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'03 H2 [Sold]
'03 Chevrolet Silverado Z71, 6" Rancho Lift, Rear Factory Locker, 35" ProComp MTs

[SJ]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spike:
I can't help but wonder what type of vehicle this loser "SUVFag" drives. I'm guessing like a piece of **** 1989 Ford Bronco II. ....
S&B Member<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Aw, come on Spike - the Bronco II is classic - LOL. My friend had one in high school and we used to beat the heck out of that poor thing. I think it rolled on 26" highway tires to boot.

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'03 H2 [Sold]
'03 Chevrolet Silverado Z71, 6" Rancho Lift, Rear Factory Locker, 35" ProComp MTs

[SUVGuy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SUVGuy:
I never made any assertions from the quotes.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Really? What was this then?

"-Imagine off-roading in your H2 and getting stuck going up a hill and then passed by a soccer mom in a Volvo X90. How embarrassing!"

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That was merely a hypothetical scenario. An assertion would be if I said that Car and Driver and Motor Trend both hated the H2.

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mooncricket:
Not too piss anyone off, but both Shaggy's thread and SUVGUY's thread make you all sound like a bunch of highschool kids sitting around the Varsity locker room. Too much mouth and testosterone for what it's worth...JMO!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Better than a bunch of elementary kids on a Jeep forum.

I could say something about the too much mouth and testosterone but there are Ladies in the locker room.

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
I like where this is going. This could turn out to be a fun day after all. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Sorry, Shaggy I'll be off to my land for the weekend pretty soon, so I won't be able to lower myself too much longer.

[BlueTJCO]

if I called them DumbAsses it was to their face. And actually Shags, I really enjoy Adam and Alec's company. Not only do they cook up some great grub while camping, they aren't uptight, and they truely just love to wheel. It doesn't seem to be any type of competition to them, and that I enjoy...

[BlueTJCO]

PARAGON, thanks for being a perfect example. I'm not here to diss the H2, I wheel with them quite a bit and I love the vehicle. I think there bad ass....But let's not make it a Jeep/Hummer thing because If there is one thing I can tell you, there are plenty of obstacles a Hummer can make that a Jeep can't, and the same can be said for the Jeep...Alec and Adam have taken obstacles I couldn't make, and I've taken some they couldn't make....so shut up and put that to rest....and as for the JeepForum comment. I can honestly tell you that I don't see this much bull sh.. jibber jabber on Jeepsunlimited.com ever.....it's just people helping other jeepers out....and when a Jeep troll as yourself comes along, we just ignore them......

[KenP]

Actually, MT loved the H2 so much they drove it from the Arctic Circle above Alaska to Key West.

http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/suv/112_0208_h2/

Be sure to read the entire article.

The MT article you referenced seemed to be refering to the everyday driver of SUV's: the soccer mom. I would love to read the entire article. Just post a link please.

Black Lingenfelter Lux

[argonaut]

Personally I think modding an offroad vehicle is silly, so for me going the stock route was the way to go. Yeah you could buy two POS trucks and build them up, but then you would look like a white trash redneck with no life. Why not just buy the best than can handle just about anything stock. If you have never offroaded one, or been offroading with one that has a competent driver, then you need to STFU. I get crap from my Jeeper Taco buddies all the time who tell me this very thing. Then they offroad with me and are very very impressed. So go back to your foreign vehicle (yes Jeeps are German now...) and **** off you pathetic troll.

[BlueTJCO]

PARAGON, your such a whinny fruit! I come to this site for 2 reasons. I wheel with a couple people from it, and I like H2's.....I don't give a **** what you own, and my prerequisite apology was so that ****os like you wouldn't cry about what I had to say. Read it again baby boy. All I said is that 2 OF THE THREADS make you guys sound liek a bunch of Jack Asses. You cant honestly step away from what your writing and read that?????????

And every time I see a thread about anti H2 **** on Jeepsunlimited, I back you guys up to the fullest. Not only do I not have a problem with anyone on this board, I HAVE TAKEN TIME OFF OF WORK TO HELP people on this board recover there rigs. I'm done with your sorry ass...I guess I'll have to join Alec and Adam in Moab to meet you. You have a big mouth and I'd like to see where that is coming from...

Second,

[argonaut]

wow, I just did a search on the website for car and driver, and there was not a single mention of the Hummer H2 in April 2003... You sir, are a ****ty liar.

[DennisAJC]

SUVguy + Louisville Slugger + Vaseline...

Let's watch the puppet show mommy!

" S & B Member Since 2003 "

[ShaggyX]

Your proof is every bit as convincing as I was expecting.

[KenP]

I would rather someone else post this, but I thought I would get it on now.

Black Lingenfelter Lux