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Old 04-13-2004, 12:17 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Livin' Large:
Uh no. Nice deduction though. You think of that all by yourself? You must have me confused with someone else. I was logging out one day and liked that cool sign, whatever it is. So I used it. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Why exactly were you "logging out?" Were you doing that to change your forum name to someone else? Are you running around the forum as 2 or 3 different people? How many forum identities do you have?
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Old 04-13-2004, 12:26 AM
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So, you are not a member of Hummer Team, huh. I didn't think there were any Hummer Team people in Houston anyway.
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I knew that "laundry list" of extras that you were gonna load up "your" H2 with was all HORSE ****!!!!!! You sound like a 16 year old kid who has pipe dreams of owning an H2. You gonna tell me that all the time you spent on this site prior to posting that bull **** wish list, now all of a sudden you discovered there are issues with H2's. Sounds to me like a bull **** excuse to cover up the real reason you aren't buying one.....it's a little much for a guy on a paper boys salary. Go sign up on a Dodge Viper forum and bull **** those guys for a while.
Oh and incidentally my H2 was only in the shop once for seat module.

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Old 04-09-2004, 10:51 PM
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Golly gee.......

Were you born a troll?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're a troll tonight

Yes you're a T-R-O-L-L
And don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit
You're a troll tonight

You were a troll yesterday
You're a troll tonight
And I've got a feelin'
You'll be a troll the rest of your life

And I was talkin' to your mother
Just the other night
I told her I thought you were a troll
She said, "Screw him, a-ight"

And all your friends are trolls
'Cause you've known them your whole life
And somebody told me
You’re not old enough for a wife

Were you born a troll?
Or did you work at it your short life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're a complete aaaass...hole!!!!!!
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Old 04-10-2004, 06:31 PM
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Hey beezely bub,
Are you Zero Tolerance's little brother?
Are you Mac's son?
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Old 04-09-2004, 06:44 PM
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Great, your one of "those" spineless types who needs to be coddled. I thought you just had a laundry list of add ons all picked out and now you can't pull the trigger?

I can't decide for you and I'm not going to rationalize a 60k purchase for you. Be a big boy and show mommy which car you want.

If you need any help deciding on lunch tommorow, call me.
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Old 04-13-2004, 11:09 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
If I were you, I seriously reconsider your decision to buy an H2.
If the little bit of ribbing you taken here has made you act like a crying little girl then try to imagine what you're going to do after the first few times you get flipped off for driving an H2. I can just see it now- "Crying H2 driver calls 911 after receiving vulgar hand gestures." The news will cut to a shot of a blubbering sissy male sitting behind the wheel of a perfectly clean H2, trying to tell his pathetically gay story while sobbing heavily to a smirking police officer.

Please don't buy an H2. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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What in the hell is wrong with this thread's spacing?
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Livin' Large:
Well after owning mine for a while, it went in the shop for the last time last week. I had been through the air suspension issues, leaking diff, a/c issues, sunroof problems, leaking pillar, power steering pump, headlight problems, onstar issues, 4wd problems, stereo problems, fuel pump, transmission and a few other things. So now have to find something else to drive. Not sure what to do. Just my two cents. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I bet you could drive a GMC Duramax pickup....Oh, wait you are already driving one. You needed it to pull that 47' Outerlimits powerboat didn't you.

I noticed your Avatar had to be changed. Someone caught on that you have to own a Hummer to be on the Hummer Team, huh?
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This will be my last post on this board all the elitist arrogant *******s have degraded and belittled me to the point where I don’t want anything more to do with any of you.

A few parting comments

Most of you are pretty nice and helpful, it is too bad that there are a few bad apples spoiling this barrel, I will go ahead and get my Hummer is December like I planed.

I am not a paper boy, I do not work at best buy and I haven’t eaten a PB and J sandwich in over 20 years, My parents do not support me in fact I give them money.

I have been saving for three years to get my Hummer (No I am not really bad with finances like someone posted)

I am not sixteen you could check my profile and see that I just turned thirty-five on Saturday.

The reason a person clearing 60k a year can afford that wish list is because I have been saving, I have been putting away 1000-1500 each month so I can get my wish list.
I could post a copy of my bank statement but you would just say it was done in photo shop, I could post a scan of my paycheck but once again the naysayers would call it a fake.

How can someone clearing 60K afford to put away that much money? Its simple I am a contractor I get transferred around from project to project and town to town I live in an apartment and I don’t have credit cards or car payments I don’t have any bills except for utilities, food and rent.

I am a Sr. Network administrator currently at Intel in Hillsboro Oregon, (see link for a listing of salary for that position in Hillsboro area, and FYI network administrator is not “a step above helpdesk”


In closing to the helpful people thank you, and to the rest goodbye, this square peg no longer has any interest in trying to fit into your round hole, you can keep your elitist, little club I want no part of it or anything else you have to offer.



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Don't buy it, it will be in the shop all the time for oil changes, tire rotations and other really scarry stuff. Oh, they'll also provide a rental car for added inconvenience.
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I was not quite sure who ken was referring to.

Bel, I think you would will be happy with whatever decision you make. You just have to decide what you want to drive and what you are willing to pay for it. Also think about longevity. Just fyi.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dan:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by H2_SUT_SC:
You could. But the dealer would likely call you a month before you're supposed to get it, after being on the waiting list for over a year and being the first person in the entire country to be on any kind of list for it, only to tell you that the one you ordered cannot be delivered and that you're stuck with the hot pink one with the 10" chrome spinners. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by belezeebub:
...FYI do paper boys clear 60k a year?... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now that was in poor taste. But now that you've put it out there, it does explain why it took you 3 years to save up for your Hummer.
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I agree with Hummer Man(ic)
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by oldhiker:
...The abs light came on and stayed on... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think it was trying to tell you your gut is too big
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That looks a lot like my computer room. I like to call it the technology center since there are soo many blinking lights and gadgets strewn about.
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Please don't buy one!
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Gee ask a question and get a personal attack, you are truly number one in my book can you guess which finger I use to signal that?

I don’t consider these Normal problems, on a 60000-dollar car.

OUTPUT SHAFT-Drivers Side-DEALER?

Air Suspension Went Out

RECALL-Ignition Switch Replacement

TSB - Engine Continues to Run When You Take the Key Out of the Ignition

Front Diff Output Seal Failure

Air Suspension Problems

intermitent noise

STUCK H2 BLOWN INJECTORS!!!

climate control burned out?

power steering pump again

Front Side Windows Inoperative

" " " Heated Seats Inoperable

" " " Door locks Inoperable

After starting car and driving doors do not lock

After turning car off, Radio, door locks and windows do not operate

Remote Keyless Entry (RKE) inoperative.

My right wheel fell off...

Service Air Suspension?

transfer case control buttons not responding



<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LonghornRockcrawler:
Great, your one of "those" spineless types who needs to be coddled. I thought you just had a laundry list of add ons all picked out and now you can't pull the trigger?

I can't decide for you and I'm not going to rationalize a 60k purchase for you. Be a big boy and show mommy which car you want.

If you need any help deciding on lunch tommorow, call me. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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