H2 vs JEEP End all showdown in MOAB VIDEO!

[sj-x 500]

... dude... i have an atv, it's not as much fun as the suzuki. believe me.
all in all, the same could be said for an h2 off road, except the atv would go between all the trees.

why should my "toys" grow up? a 1 ton diesel does it's job nicely to get me to work, and tow my toys around quite efficently. i don't need a toy bigger then that, who would...? well... i'd take a gamma goat or a 'mog. but for wheeling in the ok and surroundings, even my suzuki often rubs on both sides, and as such i had to take off the mirrors. and the sidewalls of my tires show the story.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

poopy nailed it in this comment "I could go on.....

Hahaha! I love that name ("Poopy"). You just can't use it in a sentence and sound anywhere close to serious.

"Poopy and I had agree on this......"
"You can verify this with Poopy......"
"Check into Poopy's background and you'll find that.....".

Just doesn't work.


SJ,
In case you come to Moab. I prefer medium rare. Paragon and Ken like medium. In think DRTY prefers well done. Please remember to wash your hands before returning to work. Thanks, sweetie.

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

SJ,
In case you come to Moab. I prefer medium rare. Paragon and Ken like medium. In think DRTY prefers well done. Please remember to wash your hands before returning to work. Thanks, sweetie.

And extra lettuce & tomatoes. No mayo or onions.

Been awhile since we've had any brainless trolls like these.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

if i really wanted to i could have a few of these things, and i'm only 22. but as it sits i'll keep my 01 dodge diesel, 95 f-150 on 33's, and 82 **** box i call suzuki on 35's... what's your point?..

Hahaha! I can just see this little weasel bragging about "owning three rigs" to the clerk while on break.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by PARAGON

you speak with a lisp, don't you

Now that might be about the funniest thing I've read all night.

[Poopy]

LOL I love hummer guys...its been a slice as usual. You make that Grey Poupon commercial funny again.

I love how your come backs and arguments always resort to:

A.) "I could afford 10 of your _______"

B.) "Go flip some burgers, because im so rich in my leather pos"

C.) "Im so smart, look at how many 4 syllable words I can string together"

Of course all with snobby english accents.

Heres a sweet vid for ya!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIh4or5EUsc


Cheerio old boy!

[RazM]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

... dude... i have an atv, it's not as much fun as the suzuki. believe me.
all in all, the same could be said for an h2 off road, except the atv would go between all the trees.

why should my "toys" grow up? a 1 ton diesel does it's job nicely to get me to work, and tow my toys around quite efficently. i don't need a toy bigger then that, who would...? well... i'd take a gamma goat or a 'mog. but for wheeling in the ok and surroundings, even my suzuki often rubs on both sides, and as such i had to take off the mirrors. and the sidewalls of my tires show the story.

Lemme guess, you wear paper hats, no, I don't want an apple pie with that, and OH you better run! FRIES ARE DONE!

One last thing, HOW THE HELL DID YOU F*CK UP MY MOZZARELLA STICKS!? You have a damned TIMER and you still burn 'em

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by Poopy

I'm gonna make fun of you making fun of what I'm feeling insecure about.

You should just come out and say: "I flip burgers, what's so bad about that".

LOL on all the "leather" comments. "Your xxxxxxx leather POS".

That's a new one, Skippy. What does leather have to do with anything? Are you jealous because most of us have installed Corinthian leather? Do you and your redneck boys sit around joke about how "them rich dudes" all have "that fancy leather sheeit".

[DRTYFN]

Probably PETA fags or he had a bad experience with his uncle on a leather bench seat.

[sj-x 500]

just what prey tell do you do for a living.

[DRTYFN]

As trolls go, these turds are weak. They're not even giving me a twinge of anti troll wood. Little bitches.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

just what prey tell .......

Anyone ever pretend to talk like a rich guy when you were about 12 years old? "Prey tell"? - hahahahaha! Nice one, Skippy. Do you even use a British accent when you say this to sound even more sophisticated?

[sj-x 500]

fine i'll stoop to your ****ing level retard

"where do you go when you're not at home stroking your hummer keys?"

cuz it's starting to sound like a ****ing mental instution.

owned? ya got nothin.

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

fine i'll stoop to your ****ing level retard

"where do you go when you're not at home stroking your hummer keys?"

cuz it's starting to sound like a ****ing mental instution.

owned? ya got nothin.

Go back to watching your DVD of The Crying Game.

[sj-x 500]

come and talk to me when the h2/h3 gets a section in pirate4x4. till then i'll leave you to think that anyone who doesn't roll burritos for a living drives a hummer.

80k posts in 4 years... dude, get out, get some sun.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

owned? ya got nothin.

You wouldn't have mentioned this if it didn't bother ya, burger boy.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

dude, get out, get some sun.

Not everyone gets to hold a flag on a road construction project. Some of us work inside, Skippy.

[RazM]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

Not everyone gets to hold a flag on a road construction project. Some of us work inside, Skippy.

Actually I think he's the guy that holds the billboard sign when Domino's has a 2 for 1 deal

[KenP]

Originally Posted by sj-x 500

come and talk to me when the h2/h3 gets a section in pirate4x4.

That won't happen, they hate Hummers. It doesn't matter what we do, where we wheel, what trails we run, or what mods we've done. Too many haters in MOD position prevents it from ever happening.

So, who has a STOCK rig on any of your sites that would like to wheel? No need to go buggy vs stock H2. Oh wait, that's what all you guys have... Modded rigs... And yet you all came here seeking us out... Fucking amazing....

[sj-x 500]

i will give h2's one thing, they fit big rubber from the factory, that's the only reason i have lifted anything. if i could stuff 35's on something stock, i likely would.

if you have such a hard on not to mod your trucks, why didnt you get a mog? a few members do have them, and wheel the bag off of em.


and you all got it wrong, i hold the sign for lil ceasars 5 dollar hot n readys.