LIFTED HUMMERS THREAD!!

[tyler1bo]

Is that not ridiculous? Like what did we do to you? Just because your car sucks don't hate on mine.

[2010_5thgen]

I get a lot of nasty looks since the lift. I was at the BMV the other day and read a guys lips as he walked past my truck. He said " What the fu@k. Why would you do that" lol. It was kinda funny.

[Bimmer9938]

http://youtu.be/VyjnFyjfp7I

[OrangeCrush]

Originally Posted by tyler1bo

So I'm pretty sure I got flipped off today..couldn't tell for sure but I could have sworn I saw the hand gesture through this douche bags heavily tinted windows. I had all my windows down just minding my own business and this guys rolls around going the opposite way in a jacked up Tacoma with one gay a$$ bumper on the front. Some tough guy right there. It sort of pissed me off, especially since he did it through his tint and in that piece of sh!t he called a truck.

A few years ago when I moved into this house, I was driving to work. As I passed this Mustang, the woman flipped me off. I thought at first she must have me mistaken for someone else. (like there?s so many white lifted H2?s)

On the second day, she drives past me at roughly the same point and flips me off again. WTF?

The third day the same thing... now I?m getting pissed. She just don?t know me.

On the fourth day, I saw her coming, hit the gas and JERKED into her lane.

Dude, I?m telling you, that fukkin? mustang spun sideways and landed on somebody?s lawn.

I never did see her again. Fukkin ****. She won?t be the first person I?ve run off the road and I promise she won?t be the last.

Mark

[2010_5thgen]

Lol that's awesome! I've run a few arrogant people off the road too. Cut alot of a$$holes off too. That's the last time they'll mess with you. Lol

[OrangeCrush]

Originally Posted by 2010_5thgen

Lol that's awesome! I've run a few arrogant people off the road too. Cut alot of a$$holes off too. That's the last time they'll mess with you. Lol

Man, they just don?t know me... I ran a brand new Honda Accord into the woods and got called into the police dept when I lived up at the lake because a guy wouldn?t get over out of the left lane so I drove him into the woods.

I pushed a guy with my truck when he wouldn?t get out of the left lane.

I don?t mess with people, I respect the fact that they want to go under the speed limit or don?t drive the way I do but fuk with me, I won?t think twice about pushing you into the Goddammm ditch.

Asswipes....

[2010_5thgen]

Lol. I love it! We must be related.

[tyler1bo]

Originally Posted by Bimmer9938

http://youtu.be/VyjnFyjfp7I

What a freakin tool..and this is why you're a sh!tty comedian. This is the best material he could come up with.

[tyler1bo]

Originally Posted by OrangeCrush

Man, they just don?t know me... I ran a brand new Honda Accord into the woods and got called into the police dept when I lived up at the lake because a guy wouldn?t get over out of the left lane so I drove him into the woods.

I pushed a guy with my truck when he wouldn?t get out of the left lane.

I don?t mess with people, I respect the fact that they want to go under the speed limit or don?t drive the way I do but fuk with me, I won?t think twice about pushing you into the Goddammm ditch.

Asswipes....

hahaha..that made me laugh And people don't even know yours is a diesel. But they wouldn't do it to a 2500HD..what's the difference? Just because they saw you driving an H2 automatically makes you an a$$hole? Maybe their prius battery will explode, no one even knows how to put one of them out if it does catch fire. Talk about lethal..

[OrangeCrush]

Originally Posted by tyler1bo

hahaha..that made me laugh And people don't even know yours is a diesel. But they wouldn't do it to a 2500HD..what's the difference? Just because they saw you driving an H2 automatically makes you an a$$hole? Maybe their prius battery will explode, no one even knows how to put one of them out if it does catch fire. Talk about lethal..

Here?s another problem, there are 3 jeeps in my family and the best one gets 14 mpg on the highway. How the hell is that any better than an H2? Forgetting mine is a diesel, does a couple of miles to the gallon make it that much better??

And as far as those ******* environmental Prius bitches, wait until they spend 7K for new batteries or 3K for ?reconditioned? batteries. Let?s see who hurts the environment more.

Mark

[tyler1bo]

We have a 2011 JK as well..lifted 4" with 35s and it barely gets 14 mpg..no one will ever talk **** about it. Not to mention the straight axle rides like ****, it's underpowered, and it doesn't have any of the amenities that my H2 has. Don't get me wrong I love the jeep. But it is no different than my H2. Oh and with 38" in tires I am getting 12 mpg on the hwy..11.5 or so around town with full time 4wd.

[guruerror]

Originally Posted by tyler1bo

What a freakin tool..and this is why you're a sh!tty comedian. This is the best material he could come up with.

...did anyone else notice that he had no audience?

Originally Posted by OrangeCrush

Man, they just don?t know me... I ran a brand new Honda Accord into the woods and got called into the police dept when I lived up at the lake because a guy wouldn?t get over out of the left lane so I drove him into the woods.

I pushed a guy with my truck when he wouldn?t get out of the left lane.

I don?t mess with people, I respect the fact that they want to go under the speed limit or don?t drive the way I do but fuk with me, I won?t think twice about pushing you into the Goddammm ditch.

Asswipes....

I really feel ya on this. I do my best to honor the 'social contract' when driving, but when the same courtesy is PURPOSELY not returned...ah well, that's what pisses me off.

While I've never run anyone off the road (but don't get me wrong, I don't think I'm above it), I've issued my share of subtle scares. My favorites are the fools that think their gonna stop you from merging. I just keep drifting closer and closer and closer eventually they realize 'oh sh!t, this guy is really not going to stop...and he's got some big fukin tires.' The look of surprise+concern+anger on their face makes me smile a little inside.

Hybrids and mom's in minivans seem to be the violators around my way.

[2010_5thgen]

[quote=2010_5thgen]HERE IT IS!
some crappy dark pictures. its supposed to snow prety good tonight, ill take better ones tomorrow.

[2010_5thgen]

sorry. tried to fix the links on my pictures i posted before.

[OrangeCrush]

[quote=2010_5thgen]

Originally Posted by 2010_5thgen

HERE IT IS!
some crappy dark pictures. its supposed to snow prety good tonight, ill take better ones tomorrow.

You know what I just realized would look kickazz on your H2... blacking out the grille guard. (IMO)

Truck looks great...

Originally Posted by tyler1bo

I agree..Porsche made the perfect sports car to me..it may not be the fastest but the engineering in that piece is brilliant. I always told myself if I ever had enough money for a supercar, that's the one I'd get.

You know, I test drove (for 2 hours) a Porsche Cayman Coupe this last summer. Now, by no means am I comparing that to any of the ?supercars? that are listed above but I have to say, Porsche has it right... that car (like most of their cars) is a DRIVER?S car.

The ergonomics, the firmness of the shifter, the handling, comfort of the seat, etc, etc would allow someone to run that car for hours at the track and not be fatigued.

I?m not saying that the other manufacturers aren?t like that (I?ve only driven a couple of gallardos and murcielago so I have no experience in supercars) but I love the way Porsche builds the car around the driver.

Mark

[2010_5thgen]

I've thought about it but I'd have to do the tail guards too which isn't out of the question. Ive concidered it

[OrangeCrush]

Originally Posted by 2010_5thgen

I've thought about it but I'd have to do the tail guards too which isn't out of the question. Ive concidered it

Tis cool... no disrespect to your ride, I just think the black guards on your black would look cool as shiet.


Mark

[tyler1bo]

Originally Posted by OrangeCrush

Tis cool... no disrespect to your ride, I just think the black guards on your black would look cool as shiet.


Mark

I agree with Mark, although I like either way. The chrome looks pretty cool as well. But all black would be pretty awesome. I think eventually I'll put a black OEM guard on mine, just to add to the stormtrooper look.

[guruerror]

charles06/OrangeCrush/2010_5thgen/tyler1bo: I moved the Bugatti Porsche tangent over to it's own thread...

Talk about getting off topic! LOL!

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=42372

[OrangeCrush]

Originally Posted by guruerror

charles06/OrangeCrush/2010_5thgen/tyler1bo: I moved the Bugatti Porsche tangent over to it's own thread...

Talk about getting off topic! LOL!

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=42372

I was JUST thinking about doing that....lol.

Thanks! Not sure how we ventured from lifted hummers to bugattis...


Mark