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08-30-2007, 08:38 PM
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Re: Lawyer Jokes
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08-30-2007, 08:54 PM
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Re: Lawyer Jokes
does anyone know a good honest lawyer joke...
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08-30-2007, 08:56 PM
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Re: Lawyer Jokes
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does anyone know a good honest lawyer joke...
From the looks of this thread......no
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09-01-2007, 02:02 AM
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Re: Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer driving a BMW has a accident.
Cop arrives finding the shyster lamenting his missing door.
Cop says you lawyers are soo superficial all you care about is things.
Lawyer; But my door is gone
Cop; Your left arm is missing as well.
Lawyer: Oh my Gaad my rolex is gone!
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09-01-2007, 03:17 AM
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Re: Lawyer Jokes
At a surgical convention, the keynote speaker was asked who were his favorite patients upon which to operate. He replied saying that his preference was to work on attorneys. When pressed as to his reasoning, he stated, "there are only two moving parts, the mouth and the anus. And the same thing comes out of each.
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09-01-2007, 05:50 AM
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Re: Lawyer Jokes
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Originally Posted by wpage
Lawyer driving a BMW has a accident.
Cop arrives finding the shyster lamenting his missing door.
Cop says you lawyers are soo superficial all you care about is things.
Lawyer; But my door is gone
Cop; Your left arm is missing as well.
Lawyer: Oh my Gaad my rolex is gone!
pretty funny
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