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07-03-2007, 02:13 AM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
One day I went out and had a Bassani dual exhaust installed. A few days later when my wife and I had to go somewhere together and I started the BRUTE up, she asked, "What's that noise"? I responded, just something I did to the engine..At which point she responded, "Well, I don't like it, turn it off". Of course, I chuckled and said I can't. You will have to get cotton for your ears if it bothers you that much.
After 2 years it is still on and she still hates the noise..No appreciation for the nice rumble of a great exhaust..
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07-03-2007, 06:32 AM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
" I don't like all those people staring at us"
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#23
07-03-2007, 06:40 AM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
"Honey look! They're giving us the middle finger!.....No! No! No! Dennis stay in the car!!!! Where the hell are you going!!! Don't!!! It was just a middle finger!!! Kids! don't look. Daddy is just play fighting....."
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07-03-2007, 07:02 AM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
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she said "Superchargers are stupid!". LOL!
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But technically, she is correct. They ARE stupid.
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07-03-2007, 01:25 PM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
I've ben giggling all day on this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisAJC
"Honey look! They're giving us the middle finger!.....No! No! No! Dennis stay in the car!!!! Where the hell are you going!!! Don't!!! It was just a middle finger!!! Kids! don't look. Daddy is just play fighting....."
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07-03-2007, 02:15 PM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
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07-03-2007, 03:49 PM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisAJC
"Honey look! They're giving us the middle finger!.....No! No! No! Dennis stay in the car!!!! Where the hell are you going!!! Don't!!! It was just a middle finger!!! Kids! don't look. Daddy is just play fighting....."
Definitely the best quote so far!!!
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#28
07-03-2007, 05:34 PM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisAJC
"Honey look! They're giving us the middle finger!.....No! No! No! Dennis stay in the car!!!! Where the hell are you going!!! Don't!!! It was just a middle finger!!! Kids! don't look. Daddy is just play getting his ass kicked....."
Damn Dennis, well written......
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07-03-2007, 05:42 PM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
After wheeling hard I banged up my front diff and damaged my left CV, I had to have it towed to the shop. A couple of other Hummer owners gave me a lift home, I walked up to the front of the house and the wife asked "Did you have fun?" that was about wheb she noticed i did not have the truck with me...then she asked "Where's the F..k'n truck?" and "what have you done now?" I just blame Dennis!
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07-03-2007, 05:51 PM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
My wifes favorite thing is " For all the money you spent adding things to your Hummer we could of had the porch enclosed! "
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07-03-2007, 06:09 PM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
"If you don't stop and let me out I'm gonna throw up"
"your not gonna go down that are youuu ahhhhhahhh"
" I want an H2"
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07-03-2007, 10:39 PM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
She said a few things over time. A few of the more memorable ones are:
"You've got a Hummer? Damn, you must have a small penis."
"That back seat looks comfy."
"I took the truck."
"I'm starting to like this thing."
"Kenny, I don't like it anymore. I think guys are looking at the truck and not at me."
"Why do you keep breaking things?"
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07-03-2007, 11:06 PM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
Man, your screen name rules.
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07-04-2007, 12:37 AM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
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BigPoppa1411 is a winner screen name as well.
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07-04-2007, 01:07 AM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
Quote:
Originally Posted by usetosellhummer
"If you don't stop and let me out I'm gonna throw up"
Yea I've heard that one, not very original.
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07-04-2007, 02:31 AM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mooncricket
Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisAJC
"Honey look! They're giving us the middle finger!.....No! No! No! Dennis stay in the car!!!! Where the hell are you going!!! Don't!!! It was just a middle finger!!! Kids! don't look. Daddy is just play getting his ass kicked....."
Damn Dennis, well written......
HAHAHA!!! You prick.
Actually most of the time, only "Harsh" words are exchanged. But they are surprised when they realize their actions are actually putting themselves in regretable danger.
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07-04-2007, 02:39 AM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
FissedQuote:
Originally Posted by DennisAJC
HAHAHA!!! You prick.
Actually most of the time, only "Harsh" words are exchanged. But they are surprised when they realize their actions are actually putting themselves in regretable danger of getting bear-sprayed.
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07-04-2007, 03:35 AM
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Re: Favorate Wife/girlfriend sayings about your H2.
what does your blow doll say steve?Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve - SanJose
Yea I've heard that one, not very original.
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