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07-22-2005, 09:09 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BlingBlingH2:
jo mang, dat GM H2 rig got hit wif a Yugo doin 25mph...
either dat or one of dem wheelz fell off when da driver was blingn down da highway suckaz. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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07-22-2005, 01:57 PM
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Hell, I might adopt Bling and give him a decent education!
I know a remedial 4th grade education for a 30 year old Mc Donald's employee is a stretch, but I'm willing to take on that challenge to provide Bling with one. This definately beats out Brad and Angelina adopting some starving African Child. |
07-22-2005, 02:00 PM
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07-22-2005, 02:23 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mr. I - Man:
Hell, I might adopt Bling and give him a decent education!
I know a remedial 4th grade education for a 30 year old Mc Donald's employee is a stretch, but I'm willing to take on that challenge to provide Bling with one. This definately beats out Brad and Angelina adopting some starving African Child. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
lol! Aw! That's so sweet, can I come over and mang-sit sometime!
You might have to start with the sign language like they did with Koko. |
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BlingBlingH2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Big Z:
Don't know if ya seen this one! Looks like it was run over by an 18 wheeler! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
jo mang, dat GM H2 rig got hit wif a Yugo doin 25mph...
either dat or one of dem wheelz fell off when da driver was blingn down da highway suckaz. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I actually understood this one, Bling! Either you are losing your touch, or I be geddn jiggy wid it! 
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07-24-2005, 03:18 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
lol! Aw! That's so sweet, can I come over and mang-sit sometime!
You might have to start with the sign language like they did with Koko. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Not healthy waking up in the morning to this. Freaks the kids out. 
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07-25-2005, 06:33 PM
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Look closly at the passenger seat on the Hummer I think thats blood  |
07-25-2005, 11:44 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Looks like the tie rod snapped </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Probably on the curb at the mall, huh?
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BlingBlingH2:
Yo mang, I'sa good Blingtard. Why you gotsta be like dat, mang? I didn' git jiggy wiff yo pitbull, mang. No mag!! Don' be shootin' mah ass, mang! Noooo!!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
In a tragic event this evening, Mr. Latroy Blingtard was in the wrong place at the wrong time and was gunned down and killed by his ex-boyfriend, LeRoy. He will be missed by his 12 children and 10 baby-mommies.
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07-26-2005, 01:12 PM
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07-26-2005, 07:21 PM
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YeeeSSSSSSS! That'll be used again!
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****, there goes my tax write off for adopting the little retard.
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