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09-09-2003, 01:29 AM
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URGENT!!! I think I just saw the president of the E.L.F. He was at Whole Foods in Glendale wearing Birkenstock sandals, dirty tan shorts and a t-shirt that said "Hug a Tree". He also wreaked of dope and had just picked up some organic nectarines. He refused to put them in a plastic bag!
I got his bicycle license number. Do you guys think I should report him?
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09-09-2003, 02:04 AM
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Exteremly
Little
****ers
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
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09-09-2003, 02:07 AM
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Dennis, you are soooo going to Hell for using that kind of language!!!
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09-09-2003, 02:08 AM
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HAHAHA,
part# is on this thread....Satan lover
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09-09-2003, 02:10 AM
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Don't love something I don't believe in. I do believe I'll have another beer though.  |
09-09-2003, 02:19 AM
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She will be waiting for you DRTYFN!
REPENT! REPENT!!
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09-09-2003, 02:31 AM
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SWEET!!!! Bet she knows tricks those goodie two shoes angels don't! Bet she know what a blumpkin is. And a Dirty Sanchez. I wonder if I can get a spinning Vietnamese f**k chair in my room?
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09-09-2003, 01:01 PM
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Enviromentalists
Lacking
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P.S. Jesus was Anti-Religious, Thats why they crucified him. At the time the leaders were so into following the Law of the Bible that they missed the point.
Most churches today miss the point, but that does not mean there is no God. You have to have more faith to believe in the theory of Evolution then believing the factual evidence that there is a God.
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09-09-2003, 01:07 PM
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HAHAHA!!! Stop it!!! You're gonna make me fall out of my chair!!! Jesus!!! HAHAHA!!!! So f***ing funny!!! What other superstitions do you have? HAHAHA!!!!
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09-09-2003, 03:34 PM
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Everybody Loves Fabio...
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09-09-2003, 06:00 PM
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I am not pro or anti-religion. People have a choice but just remember when December 25 roles around I don't want to hear any crap from you anti-religious corners saying what you got for Christmas. That would be hypocracy.
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09-09-2003, 10:54 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SUTJim:
Enviromentalists
Lacking
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P.S. Jesus was Anti-Religious, Thats why they crucified him. At the time the leaders were so into following the Law of the Bible that they missed the point.
Most churches today miss the point, but that does not mean there is no God. You have to have more faith to believe in the theory of Evolution then believing the factual evidence that there is a God.
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Spoken like a true Satan worshipping goat fornicator. Burn sucker
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09-09-2003, 11:11 PM
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09-10-2003, 12:06 AM
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Don't taunt!! God wouldn't like that. Now be nice and eat all of your vegetables or God won't let you into Heaven.
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09-10-2003, 12:10 AM
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Everyone's Lesbian Fantasy
Easy Lapdance Financing
Everybody Loves Four-wheeling (or is that ELFW??)
Extremely Loud Farts
I'll try more later - working late tonight - when I get tired, my mind starts working in REALLY odd ways...
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09-10-2003, 12:13 AM
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DRTYFN, How do you know what God likes BTW It worries me that you used caps. I thought you wern't into all that hokey pokey stuff |
09-10-2003, 12:52 AM
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Sorry, but there isn't a font for sarcasm. Otherwise I'd use it in bold caps. And no, I don't subscribe to organized religion. It's just a way to control the masses.
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09-10-2003, 02:22 AM
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ELVIS LIVES FOREVER!!!!!!!!
That's all folks! Good night!
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He's ma HUMMER baby!
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09-10-2003, 12:45 PM
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Evolutionists
Love
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I don't mind the slams, but you have to come up with an ELF acronym FIRST!! This way we keep the post to the topic.
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09-10-2003, 04:00 PM
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Every
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He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
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