Bastid Vandals

[Marcmedic]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

This is the second time this summer that my rig has beet hit. I thought it might be Marc, but he's out camping somewhere. I only say that because this time the truck was covered in human crap.

Sorry for the bad camera phone pics.

HEY!!! I have never placed feces on your truck. That was Buckwheat. Sucks about your truck...what a bunch of scumbags.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

Yeah, it sucks. No idea how to catch them. It happened once in May and last night. Too sporadic to catch em.

If it's in front of your house you could install a video camera that points to the truck from inside the house. Just keep it looping with a days worth of filming. When you see it happen again, capture the previous days' film. Then, find out who they are, and let us know.

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by NewHummerGuy

would there be any way to install a type of temporary light fixture on vehicle which could be activated by a motion sensor? Basically like your home but on your vehicle. Or even something inside the cabin or better yet inside and out.

Anything is possible. A proximity sensor connected to a loud speaker that yells something to the effect that the offender is looking at gay porn, would be neat.

[dеiтайожни]

BTW - That's gross. Remember to wear gloves if you decide to ambush them.

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by Captain of the Titanic

Offer a reward. People like that are poor and will roll a friend for $500.

Once you know who they are, let us all know and we'll show them what a group of Hummers owner can do when they put their mind to it.

A little crap would be the least of their worries.

My personally favorite is to pay for a couple tons of cow sh*t up front and have it delivered at 6am before they leave for work, thus trapping their little hybrids in the driveway....

Done. Posted an ad on Craig's list with a reward.

[Adam in CO]

Lots of good ideas from this group.

[CO Hummer]

BTW - How do you "know" that it's Human feces? Did you do a taste test or something?

[lonePalm]

I betcha its a bunch of tree huggers

[frenzy1]

Sorry to hear 'bout this Adam. I've never ever heard of anything like that over here.
The people (actually I'm too polite to call 'em people) are truly losers of the worst kind.
Hope you'll be able to catch 'em !!!

Frenzy
Belgium

[BlueTJCO]

that is really really ****ty...............no pun intended.....


hook up a couple usb camera's that record in the dark or an ethernet security camera and record to your hard drive. Just delete the files every couple of days.......


Hard to believe this is happening out in front of your house in the ranch.....damn.


I was going to suggest posting it on Craigslist.........someone might just send you the email your looking for.

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

Lots of good ideas from this group.

That sarcasm and those rolling eyes are exactly what got feces on your truck in the first place! Watch it...

[BlueTJCO]

Originally Posted by lonePalm

I betcha its a bunch of tree huggers

I bet not.........not where Adam lives. That is a bunch of Punk little highlands ranch kids with nothing better to do........... .....

[Alan06SUT]

Originally Posted by timgco

Did they have corn the day before?

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Sorry to hear about the vanalism, sounds like some kids to me....except the smeared turd points more to a psyco teen. We used to do the old flaming sh!t bag and then ring the door bell, but we never touched our own feces, thats just sketchy.

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

BTW - How do you "know" that it's Human feces? Did you do a taste test or something?

You probably can't smell the difference between your crap and Cooper's crap, but trust me. It's human.

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

That sarcasm and those rolling eyes are exactly what got feces on your truck in the first place! Watch it...

Dei did it.

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by Mooncricket

I bet not.........not where Adam lives. That is a bunch of Punk little highlands ranch kids with nothing better to do........... .....

Moonie's right. Sorta.

I'll bet it's some HR teenager who can't get a DL or a car and thinks they're green. I had some dumb suburban kid call me and harass me about my Hummer years ago. I posdted the Caller ID on this website and got his entire family history. Called his Dad who said his son is a jackass and that he drives a Suburban. That kind of thing.

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

Dei did it.

I didn't do THAT but I'm collecting my shit right now and booking a flight to make a little attitude adjustment in Colorado.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

You probably can't smell the difference between your crap and Cooper's crap, but trust me. It's human.

I mean, did you sit at a table and put one sample of your dog's crap on the left, the window crap on the right, then took a whiff of each to compare?

Or, did you do like a blind Pepsi challenge type of test to figure things out?

I need to know.

[BigPoppa1411]

Adam maybe you could look into this. Have mounted on gate post for my driveway. Works great. Got it from Northern Tool.

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