The Real Rear Bumper Pictures

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by GVCOGuy

I have a feeling my post count goes to zero and this is removed for posting the prototype

Uhhhhhh HELLO?????

It's funny how inexperienced wheelers (No matter how long they've tried), always blame damage on the rock, the vehicle, or the situation when all along they were the ones who put themselves in that predicament.

"Ya, the bumper should have known better."

"Ya, that rock should have had the brains to move."

"Ya, that bumper should have been 4" thick because of my inability to pick a line."

"It's the Hummers fault."

"It's the worlds fault."

"It's the alcohol's fault"

In a few weeks Alec, you're gonna be blaming your Jeep for the mess you get yourself into again.

Driver ERROR = Alec Wallis = Wheelin noob

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by tower

I like the rubber fender on the line above the thimble. you wouldn't want to get a scratch on that baby. Got it wired yet? We want a field use report!

DRTY has the wiring still in his truck (I stole that one from him.) so I had to order new wiring and control box for it.

I'll probably won't be using it often. Mostly for other rigs or just being a good samaritin out on the winter roads. But when I need it, it'll be there.

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by GVCOGuy

I have a feeling my post count goes to zero and this is removed for posting the prototype

Uhm... dumbass, I ran the same trails you did in Moab right after we put that bumper on your rig and I didn't bang up my panels. I also ran the Rubicon with that bumper and managed NOT to wreck anything. You wheel like crap. Can't wait to see you lay that Jeep on its side or better yet - roll it. You really are a sad alcoholic.

[tower]

Elcova. The kinder, gentler HUMMER Forum.

[OrangeCrush]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Here it is.
1/4" steel, 9k-12k winch and 4 1/2" light holes.

Very nicely done... one quick question. Can you not make a cover for the top of the bumper to hide the winch?

I ask only because trying to crawl over the rear bumper to get inside can be a pain and that's where I'm sure most of us put our knees to get up inside.

Looks great, looks and quality-wise.

Mark

[GVCOGuy]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Uhm... dumbass, I ran the same trails you did in Moab right after we put that bumper on your rig and I didn't bang up my panels. I also ran the Rubicon with that bumper and managed NOT to wreck anything.

Why did you add so much more space on Dennis' bumper then?

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by GVCOGuy

Why did you add so much more space on Dennis' bumper then?

Any amount of space wouldn't have helped your shtty wheelin skills.
And that's no lie.



Don't blame everything else. Blame the guy you see when you look in the mirror.

[GVCOGuy]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Any amount of space wouldn't have helped your shtty wheelin skills.
And that's no lie.



Don't blame everything else. Blame the guy you see when you look in the mirror.

Going to answer the question Mr. knowitalliwentmoabtwice?

Truth always owns you and all you have is your little Dennis circle.

[GVCOGuy]

Originally Posted by GVCOGuy

Why did you add so much more space on Dennis' bumper then?

Got an answer?

[GVCOGuy]

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by GVCOGuy

Going to answer the question Mr. knowitalliwentmoabtwice?

Truth always owns you and all you have is your little Dennis circle.

I've been there 3 times and I believe a lot of the stuff I did, you took the bypasses.


How many times did you attempt Tater Salad before I came along so you could follow my line? Or had the balls to go up Lion's Back until DRTY and I decided to go up?


Yup. You went a bunch of times and caused alot of damage to your H2. I guess practice doesn't help you in your case. We've been there less, but we had the nuts to do more than you.

If you can look past your drunken haze, you'd realize that you look stupid to blame the rig, the bumper, the body damage, the hot tub, the tomato plant and me. It's you dummy.

[GVCOGuy]

I love how you can?t answer a question and hide the pics. Owned much Dennish?

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by GVCOGuy

I love how you can?t answer a question and hide the pics. Owned much Dennish?

I'm doing you a favor Alec. Why would you want to show off body damage due to your poor wheeling skills?

That picture is of another bumper and has much relevence to this thread as me posting a picture of a tomato plant of hot tub.

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by GVCOGuy

Got an answer?

Reading comprehension pwns you.
The body damage you sustained is due to YOUR crappy wheeling skills. I have an identical bumper and have run equally, if not more, difficult trails than you have and have ZERO body damage. Can you explain that? Well?

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Reading comprehension pwns you.
The body damage you sustained is due to YOUR crappy wheeling skills. I have an identical bumper and have run equally, if not more, difficult trails than you have and have ZERO body damage. Can you explain that? Well?

Unfortunately this one has to be sober to understand. This is not going to be a possibility for Alec.

[GVCOGuy]

F(_)CK YOU AND F(_)CK EVERY HUMMER LOSER HERE. MAY YOU ALL DROP DEAD. I'LL BE LAUGHING IN MY JEEP WHENEVER I SEE A GAY ASS HUMMER ON THE TRAILS. F(_)CK YOU DENNIS.

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by GVCOGuy

F(_)CK YOU AND F(_)CK EVERY HUMMER LOSER HERE. MAY YOU ALL DROP DEAD. I'LL BE LAUGHING IN MY JEEP WHENEVER I SEE A GAY ASS HUMMER ON THE TRAILS. F(_)CK YOU DENNIS.

Funny, but you used to say that about Jeepers. Funny how you switch teams. Kind of like you do with "friendships".

[DennisAJC]

That didn't last long. I hope you don't turn on your remainding family members like you did with your friends here.

[tower]

Fukk, Now I need a Martini!

[Gooey Gaybob]

Originally Posted by GVCOGuy

F(_)CK YOU AND F(_)CK EVERY HUMMER LOSER HERE. MAY YOU ALL DROP DEAD. I'LL BE LAUGHING IN MY JEEP WHENEVER I SEE A GAY ASS HUMMER ON THE TRAILS. F(_)CK YOU DENNIS.