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It's almost like there's some kind of lock that won't let me shift when the engine is running unless I do something else.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Newdl:
(1st and last discussion ever posted my NEWDL) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yippee!!!!! Like anyone here cares. 
Dude, send in your Cialis rebate card and get a new set of balls.
Suspension play has nothing to do with jacking it if you had half a brain. You did say you had a floor jack. One would naturally assume if you had it you would know how to stick the sumbitch under each corner and flop the tire/wheels. |
02-06-2006, 01:25 AM
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You should have been pushing the BLUE button in...
Sheeesh!
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Is this a troll post?
I'll do the humanitarian thing:
Through this holy anointing may the Lord in his love and mercy help you with the grace of the Holy Spirit.
May the Lord who frees you from sin save you and raise you up.
Through this holy anointing, may the Lord pardon you whatever sins you have committed.
(Last rites, Latin Catholic Version)
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02-06-2006, 01:07 AM
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Glad you asked Marc!
Sounds like you are turning the key in the wrong direction... Try turning it the other way.
(Ref: H2 Owner's manual, page 22-24)
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02-06-2006, 01:44 AM
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You should feel proud of your collection. I have a collection of no less than 476 toenail clippings.
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Please help. I just got my hummer. As you can see in the picture I got it from NFL player Dante Hall of the KS City CHEIFS. It currently has 24" wheels on it and I purchased stock takeoff's from my dealer for $795 yesterday (still has tits on tires).
I want to change the 24's to the 17's tomorrow, but my floor jack only lifts 6-21 inches. This does not seem like high enough to put on the stock tires (make the car about 4" higher than the 24" wheels do.)
PLEASE LET ME KNOW YOUR SUGGESTIONS!!!!
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Ugh, Newdl, what Para said has some merit. If some things are beyond your knowledge (especially if that thing involves 8,000lbs of steel, plastic and rubber   ) -- seek pro help. Won't cost you more than $100.
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02-05-2006, 06:16 PM
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Thanks softtailjc.............just what is soft?
If I were to buy a new jack....what would i need it to lift to? Or does everyone here either
A: use the jack that comes with the truck
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B: Use some sort of spacer between the jack and the floor as softtailjc mentioned
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02-06-2006, 01:35 AM
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Screw it...out of gas now. Oh well, tomorrow is another day. I've driven at least 8 other cars in my life though. You'd think I'd know what I was doing.
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I hate to say this but I agree with most of these guys. If you're asking such a simple question (regardless whether you have the vehicle in front of you) then I'm not sure you're capable of doing the job correctly. If you have 8 cars, surely you're mechanically inclined to figure out what is needed.
Since you don't have the truck in front of you, I don't see what kind of answer you honestly expected. You know yourself that you're going to have to wait until you can see how the jack fits underneath the truck.. but of course, you already knew that.
No flame but it was a ridiculously simple question.
Good luck.
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USE YOUR JACK AND A PIECE OF 6X6 TO TAKE OFF RIMS..........SOFT.....  |
02-06-2006, 01:04 AM
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Hey, when I put my key in the ignition the truck doesn't start. Any ideas? Am i supposed to turn it or something? No a-hole replies...this is serious. 
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I guarantee I've become dumber just by padding tonight...no doubt about it.
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newdl-- Like paragon, i am also being serious . If you cant figure out how to make your jack lift the vehicle , you should be very careful because you are not qualified to change the tires. I am not being a ******* , but i am probably saving you from damaging yourself or the truck. Good luck
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