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11-17-2005, 09:55 PM
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Connie do you remember that time we spent together in Rathers office when he was on an assignment? I can’t perform at quite the same level these days because of my lung disease, but I am in NY next week and will be looking for some action. I’ll be calling you hun…  |
11-16-2005, 06:43 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXSUT:
I bought mine to compensate for my small penis. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thanks you for sharing Tx. I know that feedback like this is not easy to admit to oneself let alone posting in a public forum.
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11-16-2005, 09:12 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
I bought mine because I thought the Asian chicks would dig it. I love me some Asian chicks. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You can cut out the Asian jokes. My posts weren't intended to be funny.
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11-16-2005, 06:34 PM
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I bought mine to compensate for my small penis.
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11-18-2005, 05:29 PM
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I wanted one to increase the amount of pussy I got... it worked. I just didn't plan on marrying her.  
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11-17-2005, 12:33 PM
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I was happy with my penis... but still I wanted more.
I've gained a solid inch after buying the truck and another 2 inches after I started offroading it.
The Gobi rack was good for another half inch.
Strangely... the chrome didn't have any effect.
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11-16-2005, 07:42 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
Interesting information Mr. Timgo. I hadn't thought about color.
Being asian and all, I have a yellow Hummer. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Did you buy yours to compensate for a small penis too? Your husbands I mean.
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11-16-2005, 09:03 PM
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I bought mine because I thought the Asian chicks would dig it. I love me some Asian chicks.
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11-16-2005, 08:17 PM
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Bought mine because my penis is so large. The Civic just didn't cut it. I had to hang my junk out the window. Now I just lay it over the shifter.
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11-17-2005, 10:01 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
I bought mine because I thought the Asian chicks would dig it. I love me some Asian chicks. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You can cut out the Asian jokes. My posts weren't intended to be funny. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'm not joking. I really do love me some Asian chicks. I'll tell ya what. |
11-16-2005, 07:57 PM
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I Bought mine just because its cool and I like it! Oh and because of my penis.
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11-16-2005, 06:25 PM
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Being asian and all, I purchased my Hummer to protect me from car accidents. Why did you all buy your Hummers?
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