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12-20-2002, 05:23 AM
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Oh Shea your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind, oh Shea....oh Shea!
OH yeeeaaaaahhhhh. Let me know when your H2 will be needing a little tune-up...I'll be happy to check your traction control system and thoroughly diagnos your alignment! Lord have mercy!!!!! Any more talk about stuff being 'high & tight' and I'll be needing a very cold shower and muscle relaxers!
In keeping with the theme of the thread....yeah, I'm running pretty high & tight myself...keeps the prep-time for going out down to a minimum.
Now here's Steve's sure-fire tips for guys: Have you ever been running behind schedule and your wife/girlfriend is almost ready to go before you are???(cause you were maybe...online screwing around with a forum??)....you can buy yourself about 5-10 minutes and manipulate things so it seems your waiting for her!! Here's how:
Just calmly and unemotionally ask her "Oh, are you going to wear that?". They'll immediately ask "why!!!???". Then just reply...."oh, nothing. That's nice".
You just bought yourself some time, cause they'll turn around and high-tail it into the closet to change. Then, as soon as your ready....just announce "Come on...we're late....I'm waiting for you!".
You can replay this with shoes and jewelry too. I've bought as much as 20 minutes using these techniques! Enjoy guys!
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01-02-2003, 12:16 AM
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MAC, this action that you speak of in those Linda Lovelace and John Holmes movies, would that be the same kind of action as in the Tomb Raider movies? They hardly show anyone's faces in those shoot 'em up flicks. 
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12-20-2002, 01:07 AM
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HAHAHA!! That is too cute Shea...Keep'em going!!! I know you have to be strong to keep a hold of that surf...it's neat to see a guy ride the waves, but a girl surfer that is to be commended.
You surf, I will snorkel. Love those fish. Ahhh...I sure do miss my reef tank.
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12-20-2002, 07:28 PM
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great site... lots of funny cards on there.
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01-01-2003, 10:47 PM
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Completed with BILLY BOB tattoo. Do you have your man’s name tattooed?
I read today that Angelina Jolie will play Linda Lovelace (Deep Throat) with Val Kilmer as John Holmes.
Would this be an accurate description of the Brooklyn Hummer couple?
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01-02-2003, 12:12 AM
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Steve these are the calf high boots that the TOMB RAIDER wears. You know...Lara Croft from the Playstation Game/PC Game. She searches for treasures in tombs, hence the name. She also drives cool vehicles such as boats, motocycles, airplanes, cars, snowmobiles, and lord knows what else.
If I were a real life action hero, I would be HER! She is so bad. She is the badest woman around. Love her 'tude. Okay back to reality.
Anyway...those boots are way cool. Anyone find any I need a size 7.5 or 8.
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I think I need a makeover to go with the new rig. I don't know about the rest of you, but I think people are looking at we in my H2 strangely. As if I don't belong in it or they can't believe I'm driving that thing. I figure there are two ways I can go: Please tell me more about high and tight -- specifically how high is the high and how tight is the tight. I will either go with this or I'm gett'n a bandana(worn backwards on my head), some chains, a jersey from a hockey team which no longer exists, and some phat pants, WANKSTA STYLE! Then I will drive my G-Unit to LA and go driving with all of you west coast wankstas. 
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12-19-2002, 09:19 PM
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or shaved, since I just retired in Aug.
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01-02-2003, 12:14 AM
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Not sure if she has the tattoo still bc she and Billy Bob split. And she has also split (again) with her dad, and I read somewhere that she has legally changed her name again.
They cracked me up so I always kept up with them.
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12-19-2002, 09:12 PM
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When I was a Navy Dentist 15 yrs ago we all used to wear our hair high & tight. Since I got my h2 in july I have had to go back to high & tight--has this happened to anyone else?
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01-02-2003, 12:24 AM
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I believe you 100%.
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Trapped in material plane,
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Give that girl wings and that\'s all she wrote.
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12-20-2002, 02:50 AM
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Haven't you noticed, Steve is not on tonight. He's either in de-fib or out of breath by now.
As for the hair, male pattern bladness is sexy or at least my girlfriend says so. Do you think she is just sparing my feeling or are bald guys sexy?
Anyway, hair cut very short, 1/4 inch or so. Don't like the BOZO the clown look, not that there's anything wrong with that (disclaimer)
HeeeeeeeHawwwwwwwwwwww
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12-19-2002, 10:08 PM
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Gee, MAC, I always pictured you as a mullet-man: "business in the front, pleasure in the back"
-Jack
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"I think I can make it. D'OH!"
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