Last night as a free man.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi

Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Dennis
A poor tape seller, barely kept his family fed
And then one day, he got invited to a NASCAR race
And thats all it took be became on of us....
Git r dun, that is, cheap beer, show your tits

Well, the first thing you know, old Dennis's a redneck
Kin folk said, Dennis, get away from there
Said, Canada is the place you oughta be
So he game them the finger and he drank another beer
Beer, that is, cheap beer Busch, Strohs, Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Dennis and all his friends
They would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin' in
You're all invited back again to another race
To have a heapin' helpin' of Dennis' toothless smile
Hillbilly, that is, git r dun, have another beer, take your shirt off, show your tits.

Y'all come back now, hear?

I know it's sad, but I was singing that in my head to the Hillbilly tune.