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11-14-2003, 10:47 PM
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THAT is the funniest thing I have heard this year on the forum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
You are kidding right?
You post this:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>No it's not...it's a Tahoe for men with small penises<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
and then this:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I'm an attorney and I practice business law at a large firm <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Actually you are a compulsive liar, definitely not an attorney and 6 figures does not count for numbers to the right of the decimal point you moron.
Now get back in the car your dad loaned you and hit the road. |
11-14-2003, 10:51 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
THAT is the funniest thing I have heard this year on the forum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
You are kidding right?
You post this:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>No it's not...it's a Tahoe for men with small penises<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
and then this:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I'm an attorney and I practice business law at a large firm <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Actually you are a compulsive liar, definitely not an attorney and 6 figures does not count for numbers to the right of the decimal point you moron.
Now get back in the car your dad loaned you and hit the road.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You may believe what you like, I have no way to prove it to you. You should probably edit your post, it looks as though it is missing a bit of much needed punctuation. |
11-14-2003, 11:42 PM
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duraMAX
I believe your main problem is that your self-loathing hatered for yourself is cause by your repressed past homosexual copulation experiences which causes you to lash out against other males who's sucess creates a seceret desire in you.
If your really were an attorney, I don't think you would be wasting your time expressing your indignation for an inanimate object and imputing the qualities of that object to human beings who you do not know. Now to the point of your suppossed wealth. Since you are "mid-twenties" that means you only got out of law school one or two years ago. Everyone knows new attorneys don't make **** and have to work 16 hour days. Your hours at the firm would be long and you would not have time to be trolling web sites. Hence, I think you are really an uneducated, dirty, unworldly, misguided eco-idiot who likes to talk about men's penises.
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11-15-2003, 12:01 AM
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I hate idiots, and I really hate lawyers (including most of mine). The only decent lawyer i have ever met is an estate lawyer. They are cool. You, my friend are not a lawyer. You are an idiot, which in many cases is the same thing, but not in yours. I do have an M5, and I love it, but it doesn't compare at all to the H2. The H2 is just much more fun to drive. Plus it puts a biiger smile on my face. I'm only 24, drank my way through college, and yet am infinately smarter than you. Go back to your crappy life and your imaginary M5. Oh yeah, and your 10 year olf 4runner. Toyota trash.
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11-15-2003, 12:12 AM
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I would rate him a 7 because he claims to be a lawyer and most people hate lawyers... Andkon is still the original 10 though. With moojiber being in second place.
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11-15-2003, 12:13 AM
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Well said H2Daddy! Man those burgers are smellin bad! Better throw them away and start a new batch. Don't let the manager see you do that though, it might ruin your chance for employee of the month. This is funny. Why would you even waste your time to come here to spread your hate for a vehicle? Do you hate H2's in general or the people who drive them? Why the hell would you care if we like them or not? 4Runners are for Homo's but I do not make it a point to search out a Toyota Forum and tell a bunch of guys that they are Homo's for buying a rice burning POS truck. Thank God I'm not. I'm sorry but any educated person in their twenties, that was an attorney, making 6 figures would not come to a friggin H2 Forum and start talking about penises. Who are you trying to kid?
Now if you are really married, why don't you quit wasting your time and ours and go take care of your wife....that is if you are able.
03 Sunset H2!
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11-15-2003, 12:21 AM
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Hey, 89, sorry about the escalade comment. Didn't mean to offend you. just not my style. I see too many with big chrome wheels and stuff and I just hate to see that on a truck. Also if there are any real lawyers on the forum that I may have offended with my lawyer comments... too bad  |
11-15-2003, 12:46 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> quote:
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Whatever you say stubby... My dislike for "H2's" has nothing to do w/ my income (I make plenty, btw).
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Umm, right DuraMax. Plenty is certainly relative. Your hourly job is not enough to support the purchase of a Hummer or any vehicle over 20k. Chevy or Kia probably make a vehicle for you. You can also pick up a base Honda Element (it's boxy like a Hummer) and then maybe you will feel like you fit in even though you still won't. I'm not sure if you'll be able to follow a Hummer though in your Chevy Malibu or Geo Metro but maybe you can hang out at the bar afterward. Some bars will carry beers you can afford like Schaeffar Lite and Schlitz, that's ok, it's good for you.
Does your boss allow you to surf the internet during your 30 minute lunch hour? That's a nice perk.
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Why do you equate my not liking H2's to a low salary? I'm an attorney and I practice business law at a large firm. Lately I've been primarily doing Article 9 work - secured transactions. I also do quite a bit of entity selection and business planning work. I have an M5 and a 4Runner - both of which are excellent vehicles. My wife is a CPA who works for a "final four" accounting firm in Audit and Advisory Services. Our income is well into the 6-figure range. Don't make stupid assumptions about my lifestyle because of my dislike for a useless SUV that is used by most people primarily to make up for deficiencies in other areas.
Am I the wealthiest person here? I'm sure I'm not. Then again, I'm still in my mid-twenties, so I have lots of time to earn more money. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
As a matter of fact, NO you are not!!!! I AM... I am 28 yo and you could not touch me with a 200ft pool not even if I paid for it... HAHAHAHAHA I make more money in a year than you can ever dream about... 6 figures??? That is all?????????? Get a grip..... Listen, if you do not like Hummers then why are you here? I mean really, you get on here start talking **** and expect everyone to believe you... Mid 20's and a Lawyer.... HAHAHAHAHAHAH YA right, OH WHAT, I am a lawyer!!!!!!!!! and a few other things, God, ruler, almighty grand puba, etc etc. 
Here is a nice 24kt bowl of STFU for you...Now go away.......
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11-15-2003, 12:50 AM
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Sounds like Zero might be joining the troll bashing club... |
11-15-2003, 12:55 AM
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You damn skippy.... Tired of all the crap and smack talkers....Shall I post the "LIST"? That would show him, and I have added a few toys to it now...
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11-15-2003, 01:07 AM
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This one is for you duraMAX
Black Lingenfelter Lux
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11-15-2003, 01:24 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA That is priceless, where did you find that???
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11-15-2003, 01:28 AM
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This all cracks me up , it reminds me of the "newbie bashing" over on another site for the hardcore wheeling group. I may not like a lot of the 4x4s out there, (most are made for a target group, 98% never off road) but I sure dont equate what one drives with his penis.
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11-15-2003, 01:31 AM
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Hummer Messiah
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I should have mentioned it, but I got it from a post here quite sometime back. I do not remember who posted it. Probably Dennis or DRTYFN I save all that funny stuff, you never know when one may come in handy.
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11-15-2003, 01:32 AM
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If nice cars equated small penis size, Zero would be Japanese... Nihonjin no chinchin wa totemo chisai desuyo. |
11-15-2003, 01:40 AM
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I think it's time for some good lawyer jokes. 
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the cemetery.
http://www.nolo.com/humor/jokes.cfm
Klaus
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11-15-2003, 01:59 AM
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Dennis would get it... I just said that Japanese men have very small penises...
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