Flipped off and Pissed! - Page 2

Centerfire · #1 10-18-2003, 10:46 PM

I agree.. you do best by laughing it off no matter how bad you want to rip them a new one.. I have been driving my new H2 apprx 6 months now. I have only had 2 occasions that someone took exception to the beast.. They cut me off then flipped me off.. I have a small advantage over you. The 1st time I laughed it off because the family was with me.. The second time after 3-4 minutes of the BS I simply turned on the Red and BLues with the loud siren and pulled them over.. You can imagine the look on their face when they realized they were playing hard --- with the Law.. It was a fun 10 minutes while all three young people assumed the postion. Did help you any.. other then I got some justice for all harrassed Hummer owners.

So stay calm.. the next time it happens.. remember what I did and smile your way home.

Mike

Steve R · #2 10-19-2003, 01:09 AM

Yeah....it's a funny thing:

If you flip them off, scream at them, curse at them, do whatever you want nasty....you'll still find yourself upset and angry just the same. I had a guy give me the thumbs-down and a disgusted look...I unleashed my verbal fury and gave him heck...I even squeezed him on his lane...but I still drove away upset about the matter.

Another time I just laughed and pointed. Not only did he get absolutely FURIOUS, but I can still get a warm fuzzy feeling when I think about it. Ya just gotta laugh!

Uh....er....on that note, I have to come clean an announce my intentions of picking up an H1 for myself as well. I promise...it won't change me though!

crash · #3 10-18-2003, 11:30 PM

Boy, thats JUST plathetic, and the guy was probably a tree hugger

What I have found when I have my rig on the trailer, just smile and wave, I think that is about the best response....

certified H2 tech.

Steve R · #4 10-20-2003, 03:46 PM

MIke,

I wasn't talkin' about you...and the red-dot concept was a figure of speech, you see, I was just......nevermind

All's well, all's well.....

h2h8r is no longer with us, not by my doing.

h2h8rA · #5 10-23-2003, 11:04 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
This little puss doesn't have a G-wagen. he like to prretend he does, just like he likes to tell everyone he's having a secret affair with Jessica Simpson so that they won't know that he's turning gay tricks for his rent. Bet he spend most of his take on Tucks pads for his worn out baboon-looking monkey butt.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

thank u my love....dirty fun.

Buckeye Hummer · #6 10-22-2003, 01:28 AM

Hey Steve thought it was you and he now has almighty powers. I guess it's not. Now stop playing video games and get back to googling pictures for this troll!

2 H1's and 1 Humvee hitting the trails tomorrow. We will post pics!

RonB · #7 10-19-2003, 11:58 PM

H2h8r,
do you have a G wagon? If you are in the LA area I'd love to go off-roading with you. I always loved that truck, but a bit out of my price range. Never been off-road in one, but if you have one and aren't afraid of a little dirt, let's hit Gorman or Arrowhead (I haven't been to the latter yet).

Ron

Zing · #8 10-20-2003, 12:49 AM

I just put on my first 1000 miles on weekend road trips and some driving in the city. All I've gotten so far is waves, stares, nods and big smiles. It seems in the North East the H2 brings conjures up love and happiness. But then again that's just my first 1000 miles.

Steve R · #9 10-18-2003, 07:19 PM

I was wondering how you were going to tell the forum that you've moved into an H1....

Take some advice that Heehaw gave to all of us long ago: The best thing you can do is to actually point directly at them and LAUGH. Laugh hard, laugh long and express as much amusement as you possibly can. This will infuriate them to no end.

There will now be those who will speculate...pehaps he was jealous, perhaps he needed to feel that he's doing his part to fight the power...or perhaps he's trying to live upto some kind of hippy image.

If ya want to get them really upset, laugh your ass off at 'em, and adding the pointing finger seems to add a degree of intensity. Don't flip them off or let them see that they gotten to you!!!! Just laugh, point and look like your about to die of laughter!

h2h8rA · #10 10-21-2003, 11:38 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by NCHummerman:
h2h8r --- again, please have the courtesy to enlight me with the meaning of
"fudge packers and pillow biters" ... FYI, the G500 is cramped and has the worst service history of any MBZ ever made. Thus, the reason that you cannot get one !

Michael
---
Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

http://www.zootsuitstore.com
------------------------------------<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

visit san fransisco and they will enlighten you on the term.

Steve R · #11 10-20-2003, 05:22 AM

Okay guys.....I'm pretty sure h2h8r is nothing more then Dennis, signed-on under a different name, just getting one-up on us and pulling a funny. Then again, my magic 8-ball hasn't been all that accurate as of late.

You probably think I'm gonna put the chill on this...but I say...let it ride! If this guy wants to discuss the merits of his G-box and argue the deficiencies of the H2, that's fine. Maybe he'll actually make a valid point sooner or later.

In the meanwhile, I've got a red-dot dialed-in on his forehead........

Albie · #12 10-19-2003, 09:06 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
I'm from Ohio originally so I know what you mean.QUOTE] hey jason, u know if any guy on this forum did not know you where from Ohio they should be shot..........LOL btw nice win this weekend. Hope they lose and we can have USC VS Ohio st. rosebowl.

still trying to make it to your shop. Yeah some rude people here in LA, Thats why i want to move back to Vegas.

h2h8rA · #13 10-24-2003, 12:26 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
h2h8ra or (SteveR?)

Let me ask you, how do you log back on after you`ve been banned? I don`t get it. Anyways...
Why don`t you join some of the guys at the next HH in your area?

If you`re so adamant aboot your beliefs, then show us what your imaginary MB can do.

P.S. Your BMX doesn`t count.

P.P.S. Steve, you get yer powers yet?

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

it's called magic...hocus pocus.....razz matazz. i don't need to explain why my g500 is better than yours. By the way i ordered my e55 can't wait for it to come in....speed is soooo delicious.

Centerfire · #14 10-19-2003, 12:12 PM

Regarding the H2 Felony stop.. I called a marked car to the scene. We had three other officers show up ( one an H1 owner).. THey took over the scene. Had the young people do a sobriety test, searched for drugs and lectured them on road rage. Gave the driver a warning and told each of the young people to have their parent to call the department to arrange driving school class. It was funny. The other side of the coin, road rage is not funny. In Indianapolis it is not as big an issue as other locations. However many times a simply finger can turn quickly into a violent confrontation.

I believe I hear a little bit of H2 envy from the gas station passer.. Hell my suburban gets worse mileage then the H2.. At least I think it does. Never check it, why should I . I knew the mileage was low when I bought my toy. If you can't afford the gas, then I gues you shouldn't buy the beast. The only other time I had any comments about the H2 was at a stop lights. A young couple pulled up next to me in one of those cute little hybrid hondas. The young man said something I couldn't hear. So I rolled down the window and politely asked if I could be of assistance. THey made a couple of enviroment comments to me My answer: with a smile I said: I sure appeciate you folks buying that little car so that leaves enough gas for my H2. thank you for canceling my gas guzzling, have a pleasant day. Then drove off waving with a smile.. I looked back at them in the mirror. They just sat there with a stunned look on their faces..

Mike

DennisAJC · #15 10-22-2003, 01:22 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
Kind of a boring troll don't ya think? In the moojiber days this guy would have been swept under the rug. Oh well, I'll play. OK, G500's suck. My favorite article was the H2/Range Rover/G500 where the G500 got stuck in the snow while the trucks were still on the street. They hadn't even hit the trail yet! So I guess the GM engineer looked at the Ford engineer and thought what a POS.

H2H8ra (or Dennis) come back with something to really rile us up. This is getting boring.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

WTF??????? Hey, I've been busy! OK! Ask my Godfadder Alec. Anyways, I have a hard enough time trying to juggle Forum and Gang Wars let alone some poor excuse for a Troll.

Buckeye, WTF?????? If it was me, you'd be riled up I guarentee it!

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

Buckeye Hummer · #16 10-18-2003, 08:05 PM

It's true, I should be flipped off for many reasons but this one made me mad especially with my daughter in the car. I'm a control freak so I felt like my hands were tied with her in there. I will try the laughing thing if it happens again.

I plan to post pics but felt funny placing them in the other off road vehicle section. This is a Hummer site and you're probably right it would make more sense for it to be Hummer source with the new H3, SUT, H1 and whatever else they dream up coming out. All Hummers are cool!

DennisAJC · #17 10-18-2003, 10:41 PM

Congrats Buckeye,

I thinking about the H1 also.

Steve is right, laughing just drives them 100 times mad

.

A fudge packer in a VW(weird!) also flipped me off. All I did was laugh and point. He almost blew a gasket! The more pissed he got, the more I laughed to the point were I didn`t have to try.

The cops pulled him over after he started trimming my side. I honked and waved good-bye.

Laughing I found was the best weapon by far.

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

h2h8r · #18 10-19-2003, 10:52 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by NCHummerman:
Please excuse my ignorance ... what are _"fudge packers and pillow biters"_ ?

Thanks,

Michael
---
Pewter Hummer H2

huh...no explanation required
Northern California

http://www.zootsuitstore.com
------------------------------------<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

DennisAJC · #19 10-24-2003, 01:58 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
No **** the little thick liquid swallower doesn't have a G-wagen!!! But he probably does have a family tree that looks like a car antenna. I bet h2h8r's parents are not only brother and sister, but they're HIS brother and sister. No wonder that little asswipe is so feisty. He's kind of his own cousin.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! That is classic! OHHH my gut hurts!

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

h2h8r · #20 10-19-2003, 03:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
h2h8r,

After you've checked my tires, polish my knob. You little fudge packer you.

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I thought all u hummer owners were fudge packers and pillow biters.

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