Trolls - please post here

[mr.jeepster]

To Gorton and Hummer Destroyer and the other pathetic little troll-like creatures out there, I am INVITING you to please respond here.

Just what is lacking in your sad little lives that has you reaching some sort of gratification by bashing other people's happiness?

Can a mass of metal, glass and gas really anger you this much? Have you sought therapy for this?

Have you nothing better to do with your time? Nothing more constructive?

Do you really think that tossing in an occasional word you learned on a little "Increase your vocabulary" cassette tape makes you sound more intelligent?

For what it's worth, I find you amusing. In a pathetic kind of way, but amusing nonetheless.


Now PLEASE, rant and rave and justify your sickness and sadness. I need a laugh.

Scott '03 H2 Black Adv. Pkg. w/10"DVD

[Mr. Jeep]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
Here's for Andy: Female/Male Prayer

Female Prayer:

I pray for a rich deaf-mute nymphomanic
Who's looks good and is great in the sac
One that doesn't know how to operate the remote control
And doesn't have a hairy mole (it works)
A stud that knows how to make me laugh
and can use his tongue like a giraffe
Fills up my gas tank and changes my oil
And knows that I am the princess that he needs to spoil



Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor store and a Hummer. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a f**k. Amen. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Fixed </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fixed again. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Well, you have just confirmed that you are as intelligent as I thought you were..........except for the last line............. personally I spoil myself!!
Good job Co-Pilot!!

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
Here's for Andy: Female/Male Prayer

Female Prayer:

I pray for a rich deaf-mute nymphomanic
Who's looks good and is great in the sac
One that doesn't know how to operate the remote control
And doesn't have a hairy mole (it works)
A stud that knows how to make me laugh
and can use his tongue like a giraffe
Fills up my gas tank and changes my oil
And knows that I am the princess that he needs to spoil



Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor store and a Hummer. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a f**k. Amen. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Fixed </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fixed again.

[Orbital H2]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who
was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

[Orbital H2]

ALec you made me spit my scotch on the screen, and I nearly fell off of my chair.

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gorton:
<font size=8 color="red">.</font> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>fixed for you CP

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Oh look, Gorton got his period. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO

[Mr. Jeep]

Here's for Andy: Female/Male Prayer

Female Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend. Amen.

Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor store and a Hummer. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a f**k. Amen.

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gorton:
<font size=8 color="red">.</font> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>fixed for you CP </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


OMG, that was a good edit.

[Orbital H2]

Oh yeah and....

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MR Tool:
It's simple really. The proof is in the pudding.

Check out the "off-roading" section on THIS forum.
Page 1 has posts from 2003. There is only 2 pages total.

I went wheeling with 1200+ Jeeps this weekend. I'll bet that of all the hummers sold to the public less than 1200 have ever been off-road.

Hummers have an "online community"

Jeeps have a "off-road" community.

You people do amuse me though, some will argue "Why does it always come back to money??" as a defense, then flaunt in another thread about thier lavish homes on the beach, high priced sports car blah blah..

It's really no surprise why hummer owners are "dissed" by off-roaders. You have earned it.

It's also no suprise why I have noticed a few people leave here in the last few months. Not trolls, but informative intelligent people.

and a little something for PARAGON: I reside where 99% of domestic vehicles are designed, I work everyday with people who design these vehicles. I then build the machines that manufacture these vehicles. GM, FORD, D/C, and a few others. The design of vehicles is generally 3-4 years BEFORE production. So for me to pass on information to a pathetic POS like yourself just so I could put a "owned" smiley next to it would be assnine. That's the who, what, and where for you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So, are you for Hummers or against them?

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MR Tool:
It's simple really. The proof is in the pudding.

Check out the "off-roading" section on THIS forum.
Page 1 has posts from 2003. There is only 2 pages total.

I went wheeling with 1200+ Jeeps this weekend. I'll bet that of all the hummers sold to the public less than 1200 have ever been off-road.

Hummers have an "online community"

Jeeps have a "off-road" community.

You people do amuse me though, some will argue "Why does it always come back to money??" as a defense, then flaunt in another thread about thier lavish homes on the beach, high priced sports car blah blah..

It's really no surprise why hummer owners are "dissed" by off-roaders. You have earned it.

It's also no suprise why I have noticed a few people leave here in the last few months. Not trolls, but informative intelligent people.

and a little something for PARAGON: I reside where 99% of domestic vehicles are designed, I work everyday with people who design these vehicles. I then build the machines that manufacture these vehicles. GM, FORD, D/C, and a few others. The design of vehicles is generally 3-4 years BEFORE production. So for me to pass on information to a pathetic POS like yourself just so I could put a "owned" smiley next to it would be assnine. That's the who, what, and where for you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Who are you and why did you use my name in your post?

[Mr. Jeep]

[quote]Originally posted by MR Tool:
It's simple really. The proof is in the pudding.

Check out the "off-roading" section on THIS forum.
Page 1 has posts from 2003. There is only 2 pages total.

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So, tell me again why you are here? Just checking.

[Orbital H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor store and a Hummer. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a f**k. Amen. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You know it, Mr Fox is one lucky SOB

I like to take a moment of silence before I drink and pray for world peace

[h2co-pilot]

Oh look, Gorton got his period.

[wilfred]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MR Tool:
It's simple really. The proof is in the pudding.

Check out the "off-roading" section on THIS forum.
Page 1 has posts from 2003. There is only 2 pages total.

I went wheeling with 1200+ Jeeps this weekend. I'll bet that of all the hummers sold to the public less than 1200 have ever been off-road.

Hummers have an "online community"

Jeeps have a "off-road" community.

You people do amuse me though, some will argue "Why does it always come back to money??" as a defense, then flaunt in another thread about thier lavish homes on the beach, high priced sports car blah blah..

It's really no surprise why hummer owners are "dissed" by off-roaders. You have earned it.

It's also no suprise why I have noticed a few people leave here in the last few months. Not trolls, but informative intelligent people.

and a little something for PARAGON: I reside where 99% of domestic vehicles are designed, I work everyday with people who design these vehicles. I then build the machines that manufacture these vehicles. GM, FORD, D/C, and a few others. The design of vehicles is generally 3-4 years BEFORE production. So for me to pass on information to a pathetic POS like yourself just so I could put a "owned" smiley next to it would be assnine. That's the who, what, and where for you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Maybe because the Jeeps are cheaper so more people can afford them? The more people that can afford them, the more you see them on & off road

[VTSTOMPER]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Oh look, Gorton got his period. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OH DAMN! I almost passed out from laughing on that comment!

[Mr. Jeep]

Someone out there create a picture of a convertable vette with a front, rear and side light package! Please, oh please!

[Andy C]

OK here we go

There is a Scottish truck driver – well he gets sick and tired of the rat race – so he sells his truck and buys a little ranch in the middle of nowhere in Texas.

He sits there for three months gazing out over the prairie.

“Buggar this is boring” he thinks to himself.

Suddenly in the distance he sees a dust cloud coming over the horizon – ten minutes later a cowboy looking fella rides up on a horse.

“Howdy” says the fella on the horse “I’m your nearest neighbor – just thought I would come over and be neighborly”.

The Scotsman is delighted – “ Christ I’ve nae seen a soul for three months – yer more than welcome me old mate”

“Well to welcome you to the area I have come over to invite you to a party at my place on Saturday night” says the cowboy.

“But there are three things I need to warn you about my parties” says the Cowboy.

“First – there is a hell of a lot of drinking”

“Nae problem to me” says the Scotsman.

“Second – there is a hell of a lot of fighting”

“I was born fighting” says the Scotsman.

“Third – there is a hell of a lot of sex”

“I’ve been alone here for three months – don’t worry about me” says the Scotsman.

“Excellent – I’ll see you Saturday night at seven then” says the Cowboy as he gets back on his horse to ride off.

“Aye – just one question before ye go – what should I wear to this party” says the Scotsman.

The cowboy looks at him and says “Hell I don’t give a **** – there’s only going to be the two of us”.

[Andy C]

There is a Scotsman and an American walking through the Highlands of Scotland - they stumble across a sheep with its head stuck in a fence.

"Whey hey - too good an oppurtunity to miss" says the Scotsman.

So he whips the kilt to one side and shags the sheep.

"Your turn Yank" he says when he is finished.

The American sticks his head in the fence.

Is that funny enough.