H2 Proves its toughness yet again...

[CONRAD II]

Ok... lets see if I can calm down enough to share this story with you guys. So, earlier today I bring my sut to get washed down the street at the local "hands on" car wash. While I'm standing next to my truck explaining what I wanted done, some a**hole jumps in the brand new ford F-150 parked infront of me and procedes to throw it in reverse and back into my truck. He slammed into me just about as hard as you could from 6ft. away and hits me square. To everyone's amazement the genius in the Ford jumps out and says, "Dammed I pressed the wrong button!" I lost my mind briefly and caught that bi*&h with a right hook to the face. Anyway, long long story short, the entire bumper and tailgate on the ford are totally Fu*&ed up but my truck suffered not even a scratch. I can honestly say that the rear end of the ford ended up underneith the front of my truck. In hind-sight it looked like the SUT had mounted the F-150 doggy style!!! Thank God that there was NO damage or I'd be writing this e-mail from a holding cell. I kept thinking, "What if I had been standing infront of my truck when that a&&hole had backed in to me?" I would be PARALIZED! Anyway, I made them wash and wax the entire truck free of charge and then I personally went through it again to make sure that there was no damage. Lessons learned.... You can never be too careful while in the pressence of stupidity & ford sux!!!