I Guess Honda Element Owners Feel Special

[Harley]

... there is an Element here in Norman w/ a tag:

"babyhmr"... sad...

I thought they were just toasters...

k

[H1\'s need only apply]

I laugh at all of you that paid big bucks for an H2.

The military version (H1) is truly an awesome vehicle, but your H2 is only as good as a stock Silverado 1500 4X4 off-road.

The Element (And yes my wife has one) was designed way before your H2 (ultimate marketing gimmick) was.

The chassis on your overpriced H2 (I think the 2 means second rate) is exactly the same as the Chevy full sized SUV. EXACTLY the same!!! The H2 is a typical GM marketing gimmick and you all got sucked right in!!

If you want real fun, get a Dodge of Ford one ton diesel 4X4. Haul a ton on board, seats 5, and tows almost 20000 LBS! These are real trucks, not a Tonka toys on a Chevy chassis!

Lay off the Element, as I can buy 3 of them for what you all waster on your Chevy H2, I mean hummer H2. I also get 28 MPG on the highway.

And my big Diesel Dually gets over 20 MPG too! I am sure your H2 is not up to the challenge of taking on the Cummings Turbo Diesel! I tell you what. We will chain our hitches together facing apart from one another. Then I will dump the clutch on my 6 speed, and we will see how tough the H2 is. I promise, I won't even rev above 3000 RPM either!!!!

BTW, when you Hummer dies, since you all like to waste money, send it to a good charity, at least it will be utilized for something useful.

[DiscoDancingRover]

1995 Land Rover Discovery, with light envy
2003 Acura 3.2TL
1998 Volvo V70 XC

[DRTYFN]

Ohhhh, what a cute little......uh....cooler? I wonder how many beers would fit in that thing, and if the a/c can be cranked up high enough to keep them cold? It also looks like a porta-potty that got knocked over. Let's stand one up and drop a deuce in it.

[KenP]

I'll be in CO later this year eric. Bring a big cable. I'll bitch-drag-slap your ass all over the desert.

[Mike97ZJ]

You should have ran him over.

[NCHummerman]

You are incorrect about the chassis .. do some homework and you will see that in part you are correct that it started as a GM SUV chassis -- the long one as used for a Suburban, Escalade ESV,etc. --- but it has been cut, strengthened and reshaped at both ends, just a few of the many modifications. Go to the factory as I did and you will see .... we are all so lucky to live in America, a place where you can drive a Honda and I can drive whatever I like and we can still all be friends .... just great !!!!

[Fastest H-Town Realtor]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H1's need only apply:
I laugh at all of you that paid big bucks for an H2.

The military version (H1) is truly an awesome vehicle, but your H2 is only as good as a stock Silverado 1500 4X4 off-road.

The Element (And yes my wife has one) was designed way before your H2 (ultimate marketing gimmick) was.

The chassis on your overpriced H2 (I think the 2 means second rate) is exactly the same as the Chevy full sized SUV. EXACTLY the same!!! The H2 is a typical GM marketing gimmick and you all got sucked right in!!

If you want real fun, get a Dodge of Ford one ton diesel 4X4. Haul a ton on board, seats 5, and tows almost 20000 LBS! These are real trucks, not a Tonka toys on a Chevy chassis!

Lay off the Element, as I can buy 3 of them for what you all waster on your Chevy H2, I mean hummer H2. I also get 28 MPG on the highway.

And my big Diesel Dually gets over 20 MPG too! I am sure your H2 is not up to the challenge of taking on the Cummings Turbo Diesel! I tell you what. We will chain our hitches together facing apart from one another. Then I will dump the clutch on my 6 speed, and we will see how tough the H2 is. I promise, I won't even rev above 3000 RPM either!!!!

BTW, when you Hummer dies, since you all like to waste money, send it to a good charity, at least it will be utilized for something useful. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn...dude has issues...try therapy. Does he even own a Hummer? Or is this just a unemployed troll with nothing better to do?

[VTSTOMPER]

your so right!

My SUT is for sale! I am going to get me a bright yella RM250 and race my ass around town!

My father-in-law has a new dodge dually. Nice truck...he is a contractor...I am not. So I didn't need something that would pull that much...I guess that is why I didn't buy one. *dunno*

[H1\'s need only apply]

You are FOS! There is no way the H2 could withstand my Dodge's or even the Ford's diesel. I find it hard to believe that anyone would take their 50K toy H2 and perform this test. Got photos? I would if I went through this test. Why not document something that is such a Pain to set up.

Maybe your 2500 modified was driven incorrectly.

Maybe your crane could beat the dodge, but not a crappy H2.

BTW: Us mortal men usually cannot find steel cable as easily as a professional crane operator, maybe that is why I suggested a chain.

[rvs9]

Bottom line is that we own an H2 and he doesn't!

It's gay that a guy would visit a forum dedicated to a vehicle that he can only fantasize about owning with only a Honda Element and a Dodge truck in his garage.

Send your wife down to Tennessee. I'll show her the difference between an Element's back seat and my H2's back seat. I know just where to lay her legs as I make her say my name. I may even watch a movie on my headrest monitors while she takes a mouthfull "Like Nothing Else".

[NoMoGMPG]

Sorry to break the news, that isn't Eric.

Eric isn't married, he doesn't own a dually or a RM250. This is someone else.

Dave

[Albie]

Thats crazy... nice Yellow H2

[PtA2PtBIzElemental]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Norcal:
Mine is in getting 18 warranty items repaired this week and the mini-van loaner vehicle sure doesn't carry the same weight around town. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

'Not going to be very popular here, but you guys just don't get it, and neither does the H1 guy. Transportation's about Point A to Point B, and getting there with a little comfort and maybe even style. H2's are this decade's little red sports car of the '70's & '80's: compensation for those old, balding men with insecurities. If you idiots can afford a $50k attachment to your manhood, then do it, be happy and shut up about it. What I find funniest is you losers going on and on about a wiser man's license plate. Personally, I think H2's look kinda cool, but I'd never want to drive one because I know what other people think of some old man that drives one. When I see an old man in a Honda Element; I know he's wants to get where he's going, RELIABLY (no 18 warranty repairs in ONE visit, lol), safely, inexpensively, and with nothing to compensate for . . . .

[HeeHaw]

Ugliest car on the road, right up there with the Aztek.

Lic Plate should be taken off and stuffed you know where.

HeeeeeeeeHawwwwwwwwwww

[Orbital H2]

I actually embarrassed on of our PMs into dumping his element. this guy would come into my office and want to talk about sports carsn a couple of months later he bought an element (claimed it was for the grand-kids)then tried to talk to me about sports cars again, I told him that he was no longer qualified to hold the conversation. then about 4 months later he finally dumped the POS.