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09-11-2011, 04:02 AM
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09-22-2011, 02:32 PM
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Re: Increase mpg easy
How embarrassing to have guru publicly demostrate this tried and true method to gain mpg's, and wouldn't you know it, he happened to get a faulty Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator...
Still waiting for your results Starkey...
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09-22-2011, 02:46 PM
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...and I am still awaiting the 'postage paid box.'
The moon rocks are still on my tank...and I'm still getting the same mileage. I switched back to 'moon rocks' cause it's easier to remember. LOL!
My buddy was checking the truck out this weekend and said, "WTF is that demin sack on your gas tank?" I laughed, because I completely forgot it was up there and said, "I don't know. It was there when I bought it from the dealer."
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09-26-2011, 09:30 PM
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The moon rock experiment ends tonight. In a privately-held, solemn ceremony I will be reaching up under the truck's backsides and clipping his little denim sack.
Refreshments will be served afterwards.
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09-30-2011, 01:41 AM
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Re: Increase mpg easy
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Originally Posted by guruerror
starkey188: Do you still want these moon rocks? If not, I'm going to roll some of it up and see if I can catch a buzz.
Is there anything you won?t smoke?
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#49
10-04-2011, 12:15 AM
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Hey Guru I forgot about you. Since you had a hurricane I thought I would wait. I'll send a postage paid box this week.
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10-11-2011, 05:07 PM
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i think that was probably the best thread i have ever seen.
by far the funniest.
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10-11-2011, 08:30 PM
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I put some of the moon rock residue in a medicine pouch and have been wearing it around my neck for the last week...
I've noticed that the I can run much faster then before; the strength in my right arm is amazing (sweet); and if I cover my right eye I can see really, really far with my left eye.
I'm selling these pouches at $40 a pop...let me know!
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10-17-2011, 03:38 PM
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I put some of the moon rock residue in a medicine pouch and have been wearing it around my neck for the last week...
I've noticed that the I can run much faster then before; the strength in my right arm is amazing (sweet); and if I cover my right eye I can see really, really far with my left eye.
I'm selling these pouches at $40 a pop...let me know!
Do you have any in denim???
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10-17-2011, 04:33 PM
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LOL! Sorry...bull-sack leather only. I found that denim negates the magic properties of the moon rocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by PaHumBug
Do you have any in denim???
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10-19-2011, 01:40 PM
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LOL! Sorry...bull-sack leather only. I found that denim negates the magic properties of the moon rocks.
Ahhh, better tell Starkey you solved the mystery!!!
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10-19-2011, 03:29 PM
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do you have any pictures of what these moon rocks look like?
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10-19-2011, 04:00 PM
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Even better...here's a pic of Starkey collecting the samples:Quote:
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do you have any pictures of what these moon rocks look like?
...seriously though, I'll take a pic of the 'real deal' this evening and post. It just looks like crushed rocks.
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10-19-2011, 04:06 PM
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Lol...that's great.
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11-16-2011, 06:08 PM
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I can do the same with my Moon rocks, but I don't use them on my gas, I put them next to my beer for less calories.
LOL!!! 
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