Bastid Vandals

[timgco]

I've been giving this more thought. It would seem that whoever the perps are, know about this HUMMER and soley targeted Adam's rig. They weren't out to steal anything since the other cars were untouched and the car next to Adam's was unlocked with valuables inside.

Whoever this person is perfromed a possible hate crime against HUMMERS.

I have a couple of possible scenarios:

1: Adam has a company clean up his dog doodoo every week. Maybe Adam didn't pay them and they delivered it all back?

2: I'm still sticking with the jungle gym theory.

3: One of Adam's neighbors was turned in for breaking the HOA rules. His neighbor got him back.

4: Someone was tripping on acid and decided to do some early morning finger painting.

5: Mark and Buckewheat really did come to Denver and played a joke on Adam.

6: Adam's dog crapped in someones yard nearby and didn;t pick it up. The favor was returned?

7: some punk a$$ kid wants Adam to really beat the carp out him.

[Adam in CO]

1: Adam has a company clean up his dog doodoo every week. Maybe Adam didn't pay them and they delivered it all back?

I paid that bill, I swear.

2: I'm still sticking with the jungle gym theory.

Possible.

3: One of Adam's neighbors was turned in for breaking the HOA rules. His neighbor got him back.

I don't work for the HOA, I work for the county sheriff. I'm the one violating the HOA rules.

4: Someone was tripping on acid and decided to do some early morning finger painting.

Possible.

5: Mark and Buckewheat really did come to Denver and played a joke on Adam.

Likely.

6: Adam's dog crapped in someones yard nearby and didn;t pick it up. The favor was returned?

Dogs don't go out front.

7: some punk a$$ kid wants Adam to really beat the carp out him.[/quote]

I hope so!!! I love beating carp.

[Adam in CO]

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Adam maybe you could look into this. Have mounted on gate post for my driveway. Works great. Got it from Northern Tool.

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[Marcmedic]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

5: Mark and Buckewheat really did come to Denver and played a joke on Adam.

Likely.

I'd have at least played some golf with you first....then smeared poo all over your truck to celebrate my victory.....it's how we roll in KC.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by timgco

I've been giving this more thought. It would seem that whoever the perps are, know about this HUMMER and soley targeted Adam's rig. They weren't out to steal anything since the other cars were untouched and the car next to Adam's was unlocked with valuables inside.

Whoever this person is perfromed a possible hate crime against HUMMERS.

I have a couple of possible scenarios:

1: Adam has a company clean up his dog doodoo every week. Maybe Adam didn't pay them and they delivered it all back?

2: I'm still sticking with the jungle gym theory.

3: One of Adam's neighbors was turned in for breaking the HOA rules. His neighbor got him back.

4: Someone was tripping on acid and decided to do some early morning finger painting.

5: Mark and Buckewheat really did come to Denver and played a joke on Adam.

6: Adam's dog crapped in someones yard nearby and didn;t pick it up. The favor was returned?

7: some punk a$$ kid wants Adam to really beat the carp out him.

8: The dude who's sick of Adam smelling his crap finally decided to give him some back.

9: The dog who's sick of Adam smelling his crap finally decided to give him some back.

[h2co-pilot]

That is so gross!

Sorry Adam. Why didn't you mention it the first time?

I can't help but wonder what your houseguests thought about it?( sorry)

Body fluids etc are considered a higher crime than mere vandalsm I believe.

Sounds like a lot of problems. Bummer. We should be happy that we don't have these problems.

[iccon]

We need to tie these people down and drive over them with our Hummers

[mikejr]

them sons a bitches....would be tough to catch them being so random. Video survelience with signs might help keep them from doing it again. Any idea of who or why they are doing it?

I say wire the truck up to 10,000 volt and let them fry!

[dеiтайожни]

Get some DNA from the feces and track them sumbishes down!

[Wisha Haddan H3]

That sucks Adam. What's wrong with these people?


I'm thinking you need 3 things ... a night vision camera, a good car alarm, and a set of train horns. And don't forget to post the video

[SnakeH2]

Sprinkle some cayenne pepper on your truck. That should stop them from poopin' on your truck....ohh, wait. Or is that for dogs in the yard...

[Alt-F4]

Sorry this happened to you.The DNA sample seams like a good idea. Whats with the rash of Hummer vandalism going on around the country right now? Is it hug a tree month or something?

[Hmmm2]

Geeeez, that's disgusting! Hopefully the dung owner isn't diseased! I had someone spit all over my H3 last week .. I was parked right in front of my home. Not nearly as bad as what happened to you, but still disgusting.

[timgco]

It could be someone from the forum that has been with him in MOab. Adam has been know to pi$$ on bumpers...maybe someone got him back.

[DennisAJC]

HAHA!!! I fucked Adam's truck up good! Next time I'm gonna piss in your vents. That's for your shitty spotting in MOAB.


P.S. Tim helped.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by timgco

It could be someone from the forum that has been with him in MOab. Adam has been know to pi$$ on bumpers...maybe someone got him back.

I will admit that I've done a #1 on his rig, but not a #2 (yet). Anyway, only someone as tall as Kira could have crapped on that window. I'm not pointing fingers here. Just stating the facts.

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

That is so gross!

Sorry Adam. Why didn't you mention it the first time?

I can't help but wonder what your houseguests thought about it?( sorry)

Body fluids etc are considered a higher crime than mere vandalsm I believe.

I figured they targeted the house, not the Hummer, the first time. There was TP in the trees and the mustard was on the garage and driveway, not the truck. This time only the truck was vandalized.

Our guests didn't know. They like to sleep in.

[Adam in CO]

Set up the video camera in plain sight last night. That will probably suffice till the motion detector shows up. Then I'll know every time Marc, Tim or Dennis even set foot on the property.

[Marcmedic]

You'd better keep your grass mowed pretty short or you'll never see Dennis and Tim.