Got a little dirty this weekend...

[Birdman]

Originally Posted by tower

I am someone who realizes that you are too stupid to see my join date on every one of my posts. I am someone who realizes that you are too stupid and inexperienced to know that there is any terrain other than extreme obstacles and gravel roads. I am someone who realizes that you are too stupid or inexperienced to know how steep a ski area is. I am someone who is not interested in you or your opinion. I am someone who is going to bed. I am someone who will not waste any more time on you. Sorry, I know that without a life of your own, you crave the attention.

Awwww. Come now. Are your feewings hurt? Would you like to call me some more names?

So back to business. You are saying that you're out there passing fellow wheelers on obstacles (not extreme ones, but regular ones). Actually, you're not "passing" them. You're "smoking" them, right?

If this is true, as you say, you're a danger to the wheeling community. You're out there passing guys on very steep ski terrain ladened with normal sized obstacles. And you're passing them like a raving lunatic. That's not safe man.

I'm still LMAO picturing this. I'm guessing the reality is that you're out there passing some dude who is hard at work for the ski area prepping the hills for the upcoming season. While this guy stops to check the water lines you blow by him and do one of those arm pumps. "Gotcha fcker. Don't mess with an H2, fckface". BUWAHAHAHAHA!! I can still see you yelling "OWNED" out the window. That dude probably called his boss and reported you.

[Slappy White]

Originally Posted by tower

How'd that get in there?

Isn't that the fair-weather skank with the butter teeth? She was sure a prize. I hope she gets hit by a garbage truck.

[Slappy White]

Originally Posted by tower

So, Birdsh!t, Birdbrain or whatever the fukk you are, let's see yours. Put up or STFU!

RAAARRR!!!!!! You will not question the tower of power!!!!

[Birdman]

BUHWAHAHA!!

Tower of power? It's more like tower of Little Debbies. Look at this pic I found on another thread.

Actually, It looks just like some dude I saw wheeling off trail and nearly killing ski resort employees. Should we report this guy to the National Ski Patrol or something?

[DennisAJC]

I like that picture. He's a dead ringer for Buddah except that one's white and chubbier.


Asians love our Buddah. Now you crackers can too.

[tower]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

I like that picture. He's a dead ringer for Buddah except that one's white and chubbier.


Asians love our Buddah. Now you crackers can too.

You shouldn't disrespect the Bodhisattva like that!

[Birdman]

Originally Posted by tower

You shouldn't disrespect the Bodhisattva like that!

Wow. You know big words!! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

Are you as reckless on the slopes are you are in an H2?

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by timgco

DAMN! now that is one sweet lookin SUT!!!!!

Still my fav H2. You're still a fool for letting it go.

[Adam in CO]

Someone please post the "Arguing on the web / Retard" photo already.

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

Someone please post the "Arguing on the web / Retard" photo already.

[timgco]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

Still my fav H2. You're still a fool for letting it go.

You had an infatuation with my rear bumper for some reason. I felt it was best to let it go....

[H2R]

[tower]

Originally Posted by Birdman

Wow. You know big words!! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

Are you as reckless on the slopes are you are in an H2?

But how does the sperm from the male birdman get into the female? How can they have intercourse without any external male organs, such as a penis? The male's sperm, produced in the testes, passes to the cloaca where it is stored until copulation (act of sex). The female also has a cloaca that leads from the ovaries. The female bird unfans her tail, moves it to one side while the male climbs up onto her back or gets close to her. Their cloacas are pressed together and the sperm moves from the male to the female. This act is called a cloacal kiss. Below is a diagram of the male and female bird sex (reproductive) organs. (Note how externally, the male is indestinguishable from the female.)

This explains so much. I've never heard of a male having penis envy before. No wonder all you can do is preoccupy yourself with me and what I can do. Sorry for giving you such a hard time. I didn't know. And just because I know how the big words scare you: In zoological anatomy, a cloaca is the posterior opening that serves as the only such opening for the intestinal, urinary, and (usually) genital tracts of certain animal species. The word comes from Latin, and means "sewer". All birds, reptiles, and amphibians possess this orifice, from which they excrete both urine. feces and for the male. sperm. (A lovely cocktail. I'm sure it gets you a lot of action.)

[Birdman]

~t,

Now that you're done attempting to deflect attention from the subject matter of the thread can you answer my questions?

Please take us through a play by play on how you smoked that Jeep. We know it involved your long wheelbase and extra torque. But can you give us more specifics on how it played out? This is a wheeling forum and people would like to hear some details.

Posting irrelevant noise only makes you look a childish teenager. Maybe you could deal with my question since it's pertinent to the thread.

[Captain of the Titanic]

Seems to me, Birdboy, that the original question was showing pictures of tower's offroading. That being done, it fell back to you to show some of interest as well.

All I've seen is a lot of BS from you and an explanation of your genital deficiency from tower.

Well, enough of this crap... I've got front row tickets to the Alice Cooper Halloween concert tonight - It's gonna KICK AZZ!!!

[working Hummer]

Geez Birdboy who stuck a cocklebur in your underwear. You asked him to show some wheeling pictures and he did. Geez you've been on this board a month and your starting arguements already? Oh here's a picture of me after wheeling. I tried passing that Jeep too.

[Birdman]

We must not stop the questioning until we get an answer.



The question remains: Is Tower a fake or not?


The fifth amendment doesn't apply at Elcova!!

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Thanks.

[Hucky]

Originally Posted by Birdman

We must not stop the questioning until we get an answer.



The question remains: Is Tower a fake or not?


The fifth amendment doesn't apply at Elcova!!

Hes not a fake, hes a cool guy, that given a chance would help anybody here.
Not sure why there needs to be an argument here? How old are we.

Really, the people that really do the Wheeling are mostly pros and get paid for it, what we do is called a recreational hobby, its about enjoying not about bragging about how good you are.

[MVR 155]

Originally Posted by Birdman

We must not stop the questioning until we get an answer.



The question remains: Is Tower a fake or not?


The fifth amendment doesn't apply at Elcova!!

Dude.....Enough already, quit the friggin nagging. He posted some pics, if you dont like them or think you know a thing or two..... POST SOME BETTER PICS and then talk some smack. I have not been here that long either but I do post regularly and from what I have seen TOWER knows a thing or two about these vehicles and offers help (with the occasional smart azz comment ) so that makes him an asset here. Why come on here and attempt to stir up a bunch of crap..... when I see this I smell Troll