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Old 07-22-2005, 03:50 AM
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Why in the hell does everyone admire my awesome H2, and then ask what kind of gas mileage it gets? Jesus.

I respond with "Funny you should mention that. It's a little known fact that the H2 is equipped with a nano-technology hydrogen fuel cell that allows it to get anywhere from 47-54 miles per gallon."

You should see the looks on their faces....Try it. It's worth the chuckle.
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Old 07-22-2005, 11:00 PM
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you, know, your a real ****ing cocksucker. why don't you find another pastime instead of following me around threads and trying destroy my life. are you that insecure about yourself? i'm sure you must have set my posts on email alert to ring on your cell phone because your such a faggot little dickriding ****swab. i seriously would like to jab you with an aids needle, this way you can live out your destiny, maybe move down to san francisco and finally be one with your people. just leave it alone slappy.
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Old 07-22-2005, 12:38 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
These vehicles are actually the reason the United States has to start wars with middle eastern countries to bully them for their oil reserves. Europeans don't seem to have these problems. So what happens when the bush family can't steal any more petro? Convert your H2 to propane? Good luck off road with propane power. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

If this country is so bad, why the hell are you still here? Do us all a favor and go back to your homeland and jump on your camel.
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Old 07-22-2005, 11:39 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
you, know, you<span class="ev_code_RED">'</span>r<span class="ev_code_RED">e</span> a real ****ing cocksucker.<span class="ev_code_RED">as opposed to a fake one</span> why don't you find another pastime instead of following me around threads and trying destroy my life.<span class="ev_code_RED">That is so sad. I almost feel bad for you.</span> are you that insecure about yourself?<span class="ev_code_RED">are you? </span> i'm sure you must have set my posts on email alert to ring on your cell phone because your such a faggot little dickriding ****swab.<span class="ev_code_RED">BAD word</span> i seriously would like to jab you with an aids needle,<span class="ev_code_RED">someone's angry</span> this way you can live out your destiny, maybe move down to san francisco and finally be one with your people. just leave it alone slappy.<span class="ev_code_RED">Slappy?</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Old 07-22-2005, 05:55 PM
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Damn! I thought me thoughts a dat all myself!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
you, know, your a real ****ing cocksucker. why don't you find another pastime instead of following me around threads and trying destroy my life. are you that insecure about yourself? i'm sure you must have set my posts on email alert to ring on your cell phone because your such a faggot little dickriding ****swab. i seriously would like to jab you with an aids needle, this way you can live out your destiny, maybe move down to san francisco and finally be one with your people. just leave it alone slappy. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ohhh, didums get a boo-boo from mean ole DRTY? Just wait until it gets going next week.
I do appreciate you providing more fuel for the upcoming fire. Did I mention you're the main course?
I'm going to savor every last bit of you whining.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magi115:
......i seriously would like to jab you with an aids needle...... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>ooops, well that set off an alert and it wasn't with Drty. Hmmm! I wonder if it will take till next week now? Damn, and that Patriot act hasn't quite just expired yet.
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:40 PM
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Posted this on another thread but certainly applies here:

Worried about gas mileage....get the H3. Want more offroad capability, go with the H1. If you are looking for all the creature comforts, plus ability to offroad, H2 is a good choice. You don't buy something shaped like a brick for aerodynamics. I have as high as 14mpg on highway roadtrip and as low as 10.9 in the city driving with heavy traffic. I have heard of small modifications such as air filter change or a microchip can improve that number. I think the highest I read on here was 17-19 mpg, but don't have first-hand knowledge.

I was looking at other vehicles before I purchased the H2, and none of them could drive off the dealership lot (without going through alot of add-ons & heavy modification) and hit the trails except the H2. No vehicles with a spoiler can do the trails without damage. A six-banger Jeep didn't have the acceleration for highway onramps.

I have driven lots of other 4WD vehicles (including Dodge Ramcharger, Ford Bronco, Chevy Blazer, Old Jeeps, etc.). Although I had always purchased Fords in the past, I was done looking at Ford because of their poor service department here and never honoring warranty work with family and friends who drove Ford.

NEVER let any naysayers tell you what to buy because they don't approve! Most of them who come here to bash the H2 are all FUH2 members (they flip off the trucks when nobody is looking or the owner can't see them).

The main reason I know they are full of $hit is that they don't go after other vehicles (like duallies, delivery vans, Fedex & UPS, busses, semis, etc.) who have far worse mileage or use alot more gas.

They are jealous small minded folk who only hate what they will never be able to obtain in life. I think most of them are missing from a Howard Dean or George Soros seminar somewhere.
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These vehicles are actually the reason the United States has to start wars with middle eastern countries to bully them for their oil reserves. Europeans don't seem to have these problems. So what happens when the bush family can't steal any more petro? Convert your H2 to propane? Good luck off road with propane power.
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Old 07-22-2005, 02:06 PM
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Klaus, my sentiments exactly. As I recall, Rush even offered to provide one-way tickets for some of the liberals wanting to leave the country; unfortunately none took him up on it! He may still have some set aside to ship magi and his vw overseas since he's so unhappy here.
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