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#61
07-26-2007, 04:04 PM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
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Originally Posted by Marcmedic
You'd better keep your grass mowed pretty short or you'll never see Dennis and Tim.
LOL
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07-26-2007, 04:06 PM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
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Originally Posted by Marcmedic
You'd better keep your grass mowed pretty short or you'll never see Dennis and Tim.
You'll know if it's Mark. He'd be th eone with the foot up his a$$! 
Dennis isn;t that short Marc.
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#63
07-26-2007, 05:30 PM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
One of the things my company does is install CCTV systems. The new house I'm building will have 8 cameras outside, and a smoke detector camera inside. Even though this is my home I will live in, its going to showcase many of the CCTV, home theater, Lighting control, home automation systems that I sell. You could put a camera of two at the house for really not that much, going into a DVR. Anyone comes on to you property, they are on camera. With Decent IR cameras they will even see in complete darkness.
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#64
07-26-2007, 07:39 PM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
I bet if you had the "stool" analyzed, it would consist of a 100% vegan diet from Wholefoods
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#65
07-26-2007, 08:05 PM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
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Originally Posted by H2 OHHH!
I bet if you had the "stool" analyzed, it would consist of a 100% vegan diet from Wholefoods
Adam is more "smell" oriented. Ask him if it smelled like tofu.
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#66
07-26-2007, 09:14 PM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
Adam,
That really sucks... I think its time to get a bigger dog ( 
) maybe consult DRTY about which firearm works best in killing this type of varmin and let me know when you need help kicking some bleached hair'd skater punk who thinks he's tough **** in HR.
seriously though, how did you know it was human waste?
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07-26-2007, 09:19 PM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
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seriously though, how did you know it was human waste?
Zig,
This guy's an absolute expert on human feces. So don't come in here and start questioning his credibility.
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07-26-2007, 11:33 PM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
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Originally Posted by H2 OHHH!
I bet if you had the "stool" analyzed, it would consist of a 100% vegan diet from Wholefoods
They can't afford Whole Foods.
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07-26-2007, 11:34 PM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Zig,
This guy's an absolute expert on human feces. So don't come in here and start questioning his credibility.
Thank you, Alan.
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07-27-2007, 12:01 AM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
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Thank you, Alan.
Adam, i had some decalas made for you today.
Your rig's old name I heard was BIG SEXY.
But now I think we need to reanme it "shi tbox".
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07-27-2007, 12:46 AM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
How about personalized plates?
POOXPRT
CRAPDR
LUV2WSH
Something like that?
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07-27-2007, 01:15 AM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
i am thinking an HK91 and a night vision scope might help you with the death of the vermin that did this....
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#73
07-27-2007, 01:17 AM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
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How about personalized plates?
POOXPRT
CRAPDR
LUV2WSH
Something like that?
I like:
SMELDPOO
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07-27-2007, 01:20 AM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
or whoflungpoo.....i know...too long for a plate but still fitting
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07-27-2007, 01:36 AM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
ISNFPOO
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07-27-2007, 01:44 AM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
In the immortal words of Mike Rowe
I CAN SMELL IT NOW
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#78
07-27-2007, 01:47 AM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
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Originally Posted by mikejr
In the immortal words of Mike Rowe
I CAN SMELL IT NOW
He does smell a lot of poo.
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07-27-2007, 01:53 AM
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Re: Bastid Vandals
that he does....got to give him credit, i wouldnt do half the stuff he does on that show....
My daughters favorite saying is "i can smell it now" and mine is "thats a dirty job"
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