Stock H3's make me chuckle......

[timgco]

Originally Posted by Mooncricket

Damn I didn't know you still wheeled. I'm so used to watching video and your nowhere to be found cause your running the bypasses.....

I cant believe you all missed me so much in moab that you still think about the fact that I didn't show up.........Sweet......

I don't wheel. I own two posser HUMMERS....remember?

And yes, we did miss you in Moab. We needed a JEEPER to pick on.

[NEOCON1]

Originally Posted by HummBebe

would you consider this stock?

gotta love that tater salad


awsome shot beebs

[westhillsat]

Originally Posted by timgco

I don't wheel. I own two posser HUMMERS....remember?

And yes, we did miss you in Moab. We needed a JEEPER to pick on.

Are you down to two now?

[Hunner]

snort snort, for another $10,000 you can even take the Heap offroad!

[BlueTJCO]

LMFAO...........That little mighty RUBICON would walk circles around your H3 on the trails............

[RazM]

Originally Posted by Mooncricket

LMFAO...........That little mighty RUBICON would walk circles around your H3 on the trails............

There are medications for your condition, stop suffering

[BlueTJCO]

you bunch of clueless asssholes.

A stock H3 will not compare to a RUBICON TJ (STOCK) and anyone that is going to post here and try to convince themselves they will...........

[BlueTJCO]

NOne of you STOCK H3 drivers from colorado wanna take me up on HUMMBEBBES challenge?

Heck, I'll even take my locker out of the rear and run open diff if you'd like me to.

I say anyone that wants to come and run Eagle Rock with me, let me know, bring plenty of film, and lets get a date set................and if there is to much snow for your heavy asses, we can just drive 30 more minutes south and hit up China Wall............

Maybe that's a good idea anyhow. You all can finish the trail without getting any damage.......(taking the bypasses of course)

[BlueTJCO]

Originally Posted by Mooncricket

NOne of you STOCK H3 drivers from colorado wanna take me up on HUMMBEBBES challenge?

Heck, I'll even take my locker out of the rear and run open diff if you'd like me to.

I say anyone that wants to come and run Eagle Rock with me, let me know, bring plenty of film, and lets get a date set................and if there is to much snow for your heavy asses, we can just drive 30 more minutes south and hit up China Wall............

Maybe that's a good idea anyhow. You all can finish the trail without getting any damage.......(taking the bypasses of course)

Just remember that when my little TJ is done whipping it's ass with your H3 that I'm going to come back here and post it up all over the place. Then there will be no question as to what is more capable off-road..........

Wrangler or H3.....................

Next weekend anyone?

[RuggedH2]

Mooncricket,

Ok, Ok, stop trolling.

Are you still mad about the Starbucks debate and now you're looking for sh!t?

Just bring the little Heap to Moab in April, and we'll all drink beers after running the trails. Even if we gotta strap ya.

[BlueTJCO]

I laugh so hard about that..... I'm not TROLLING at all. MOONCRICKET is just ready to put an end to which is more capable.........a CHEAP LITTLE HEAP.......OR YOUR H3.......



Please Please Please.................

Quit calling me a troll........and SOMEONE please please please come and take me up on my challenge either this upcoming weekend or the next... You all try your best to make me look stupid and look as if I dont know what I'm talking about. I've wheeled with MANY H3's and MANY H2's and I've seen them all perform from plain stock, to a well built rig......

a stock H3.............I will make it look funny..........and on film.......

sooooooooooooooo, I'm waiting



This isn't me trolling. This is me trying to get just ONE OF YOU H3 owners to show up and wheel instead of talking about it..............]

THE STARBUCKS DEBATE?

where was there a debate. I simply said JAMES is a whinney little pussy for letting that ruin his morning the way it did and then come cry to the forums about it....

[RuggedH2]

Mooncricket,

As far as the Starbucks thing goes... I was just giving you sh!t, that's between you and James.

Just bring your camera to Moab. Why not?

I've run many trails with Jeeps, some built some not. It's mostly mountain dirt and mud here in the summer. Right now it's all covered in ice and snow. The Heeps are competent and capable, but stock to stock they are not any more impressive than the H3. Like everything else, there are advantages and disadvantages.

The reason the troll thing is brought up is obvious, this is a Hummer site. If I was to go talk trash on a Heep site, I'd be trolling. I'm also sure I'd get bites.

I have friends with outstanding Jeeps, but they are not stock either.

[Hunner]

Watch this, oops roll over, play dead this is the trail "to" the trail

[jdrew]

Originally Posted by Mooncricket

Well I consider my Jeep fairly stock.......

3.5 INches of lift, 32 inch tires, locker in the rear.........Quick disconnects and some skids.............

Some big tires you got there...

[Huck BB62]

A lift, and it's stock? A lift and only 32" tires? And anyone's taking this wart on dung beetle's ass seriously?

The Rubicon thing has been beaten to death. I beat it to death with MYSELF. I test drove the Jeep BEFORE I bought the H3 (and the Power Wagon, more on that later) The Jeep just handles and rides like crap. It's noisy. There's no way that I was going to suffer a Jeep for 30,000 miles a year. Going offroad isn't the only consideration. If I wanted a strictly trail machine, I wouldn't even consider the jeep the holy grail, only a purpose built rig would do and I couldn't drive that to work every day. The H3 will allow us to do some SERIOUS booneyin', 99% of anything a jeep will do. A jeep is only HALF as good as the H3 at anything else. There's the dealeo. Even the new four door is still an ill riding, noisy compromise with a junky appearance that only jeepers love.

The Power Wagon? It drinks gas like an F16 on afterburner. I love the thing but it, and I, just wouldn't get along for long because of it's affinity to gas stations.

The fuel use is the exact reason we don't own an H2 at this very moment instead of our Denali. Our Denali gets better than 15mpg on the commute and better than 16 on the highway. It's lighter and faster than an H2. Our local offroad stuff would strip the paint off of a full sized rig too.

But, and this is a huge but, when they do something like put a diesel in the H2 or H3, we'll be buying one immediately. GM is soooooooooooo slow to react to market demand, but I love 'em anyway.

Jeep really skrewed the pooch by not putting the Power Wagon's drive train in the new four door Wrangler.

By the way, that land rover and the H3 both look like they're not even running all terrains.

Any of the Hummer guys want to make the heeper krap his pants and test his roll cage, just do one, and ONLY one sidehill obstacle, game over, jeep rolls, cooler emptied.

[DDWH]

Originally Posted by Sewie

Here ya go.

http://www.h3adventures.com/coppermi...7milecrack.wmv

[DennisAJC]

HAHAHAHA!!!!

I knew Moonie was pulling your legs. Never trust that guy.


Kind of like the time I told him to spit it into a napkin and he nodded in agreement.

What does he do? He greedily swallows my load. What a putz.

[MR Tool]

teh H3 guys bring the funnay.....

if anyone doubts the capability of a stock TJ (non-lifted) Jeep on 31's you are welcome to take a ride with me shotgun.

I'll bring a diaper for you.

[RuggedH2]

Originally Posted by MR Tool

teh H3 guys bring the funnay.....

if anyone doubts the capability of a stock TJ (non-lifted) Jeep on 31's you are welcome to take a ride with me shotgun.

I'll bring a diaper for you.

Yeah that tippin over and rolling thing can be a little unnerving in those Heeps! The drivers are also just that side of stupid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJj3NGE3EGY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKEO_wrs4uk

[MR Tool]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNrzHB02uy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNItEYUDW0w

omg!!!!!! 31's