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Yo Mamma is so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
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Yo mamma's so old she farts dust
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Yo Mamma is so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
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03-31-2006, 09:46 PM
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Yo Mamma is so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
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Yo mamma's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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Yo Mamma is so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
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Yo Mamma is so stupid, that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
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Yo mamma's so stupid that she got hit by a parked car
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03-31-2006, 09:48 PM
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Yo mamma's so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight
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03-31-2006, 09:49 PM
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Yo Mamma is so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
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Yo Mamma is so smelly, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, she made her Right Guard call for backup.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?" 
Yo Mamma is so smelly,next to her a skunk smells sweet.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, that her sh1t is glad to escape.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, even dogs won't sniff her crotch. 
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03-31-2006, 10:42 PM
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Originally posted by Mrs.ssippi:
I can not believe that this thread it 4 pages long.
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Yo Mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."
Yo Mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo Mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
Yo Mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"
  
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Quote:
Originally posted by KenP:
Yo Mamma is so smelly, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, she made her Right Guard call for backup.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?"
Yo Mamma is so smelly,next to her a skunk smells sweet.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, that her sh1t is glad to escape.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.
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LMAO! That's sum funny shiz right thar!
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Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
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Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif
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Originally posted by KenP:
Yo Mamma is so stupid, that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
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Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." |
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Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up
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Quote:
Originally posted by KenP:
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection. |
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