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A joke for today. 
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.
The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?"
Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how are you doing?"
Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago."
"Great," replied the nurse.
The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room, and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously pleasuring himself.
Shocked, she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?"
Bob says, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"
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03-31-2008, 03:16 AM
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03-31-2008, 04:41 AM
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Lets get back to oysters...
Just got back from one of the local seafood joints here.
1 dozen oysters on the halfshell= 15 pesos (About $1.40)
Good! Good! Good!
With a cold cold Corona and a pinch of Choula sauce.
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03-31-2008, 04:46 AM
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WTF does this have to do with Hummers you ask?
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ROFL
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03-31-2008, 05:08 AM
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Just got back from one of the local seafood joints here.
1 dozen oysters on the halfshell= 15 pesos (About $1.40)
Good! Good! Good!
With a cold cold Corona and a pinch of Choula sauce.
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Cholula's the best!
BTW...how much is gas down there?
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At work!  Until 6:30AM......me tired already
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04-02-2008, 05:07 AM
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"Goonie-goo-goo, Gus"
Who coined the phrase?
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"Goonie-goo-goo, Gus"
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Who Eddie and the BBQ skit?
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04-02-2008, 09:11 AM
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Of course the Goon Squad could figure that one out...that's like, cheating!
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Finished redoing the girl's new bedroom. Paint, paint, and more paint. Curtains, decorating, etc...
I hung a quilt and the wife came in and said it was too high. Damn, four nice big holes in the fcking wall I now have to patch and paint...
Crap.
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Finished redoing the girl's new bedroom. Paint, paint, and more paint. Curtains, decorating, etc...
I hung a quilt and the wife came in and said it was too high. Damn, four nice big holes in the fcking wall I now have to patch and paint...
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Major bummer. And, I bet it took her all of 2 seconds to look at it and comment, "Too high, lower it." And, it took you a fair amount of time painting, measuring, and placing the quilt. Right? 
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Major bummer. And, I bet it took her all of 2 seconds to look at it and comment, "Too high, lower it." And, it took you a fair amount of time painting, measuring, and placing the quilt. Right? |
Yep, you bastard.
It was like this:
"It's too high."
"But it's the same height as it was in the old room."
"I know, it was too high in there, too."
"Wuh.. why the hell didn't you tell me that months ago?!?!" 
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Hey Karsun...what you doing up catting around at this time of night?
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Now y'all should know by now that I stay up all night. LOL
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04-07-2008, 09:28 PM
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Now y'all should know by now that I stay up all night. LOL
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That we do know...the question was "what were you doing at that time of night...."
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That we do know...the question was "what were you doing at that time of night...."
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Depends on which night it was. If it's Sat or Sun night I'm up late with Rich watching movies, hot tub, having a few drinks, etc. If it's any other night I'm working or playing video games.
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04-08-2008, 03:41 AM
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Heading to Arlington for Rangers opening day! Giant tailgate party...anyone going to be there? PM me and I'll tell you where to meet us. Starts around 9:00 from what I'm told 
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04-09-2008, 07:21 AM
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One more day of cold weather and then the 80's will set in from Thursday through beginning of next week. Ahhhhhhhh .. finally, some warmth! 
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I have just woken up - its 5pm - I have a screaming hangover - a bruise on my forehead - a new baseball cap and oddly two coffee mugs - none of which I have the slightest recollection of collecting - all I know for sure is that I am a couple of hundred dollars poorer than when I went out - I think they pour much more generous G&T's here than I am used too. I am loving Korea |
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