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12-04-2003, 11:10 PM
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useless stats update:
30 members and 19 guests are logged in waiting for the pics
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12-04-2003, 11:11 PM
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hahahaha moojiber.
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12-04-2003, 11:15 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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And they're all waiting for Slow Dennis to pull his thumb out of his can and post the pics. Watch, he's gonna post some crappy pics anyway.
Good thing I've got SpikeTV on, and I'm watching Extreme Eliminations. I love this show.  |
12-04-2003, 11:16 PM
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Survivor is on!!!! Want me to ruin it for you folks on the Left Coast?
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12-04-2003, 11:16 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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These should keep us busy for a bit...
Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?
A: A canoe will tip.
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."
Q: Why do Canadians screw doggy-style?
A: So both can watch the hockey game.
In Canada, there are only 2 seasons - six months of winter and 6 months of poor snowmobiling
Q: What does a Goal Keeper and a Quebec girl have in common?
A: Both change their pads after three periods...
How many newfees does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie?
2. One to hold the cookie, and one to squeeze the rabbit.
What's the definition of a Canadian? - A disarmed American with health care...
When a Canadian thinks of Hell...he wonders what the heating bill must be.
An Ontarion, British Columbian and Newfee were on top of a cliff.
Suddenly, with a puff of smoke a genie appeared before them. The genie told the three men that if they jumped off the cliff, they'd land in whatever they yelled as they were jumping.
First to jump was the Ontarian. He accelerated towards the edge, jumped as far as he could whilst yelling 'MONEY!'. Sure enough, he landed in a mountain of cash and was filthy rich the rest of his life.
Next up was the British Columbian. He ran as fast as he could, jumped off the cliff and screamd, "GOLD!"
Sure enough, he landed in a huge pile of gold and was an instant Billionaire.
Then the Newfee ran as fast as he could, reached the edge of the cliff, tripped over a rock and screamed in pain as he fell downwards...
"SHIIIIITTTT!!!"
An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.
"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."
He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."
"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"
"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."
Seeing 2 dogs doing the deed, the embarrassed Canadian teacher tried to explain this to her students. "You see, the dog on top hurt his paw, and the one on the bottom is taking him to the doctor."
"Oh, I see," said on of the students, "Just like in the US, try to help somebody and they screw you every time..."
Why does a Canadian cross the road?
To get to the middle.
What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste.
Why do Newfie dogs have flat noses?
From chasing parked cars.
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12-04-2003, 11:16 PM
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Hey Dennis-
If you can't get your camera to work, I think I can post some pics tomorrow. I just got home from working out and got a call from my Canadian broker. He said he was heading down to that dealership right this minute (we had a pretty hectic day in commodity trading if anyone saw today's range in Natural Gas) and would get the pics and email them to me at work in the morning. The only email account I have here at the house is my yahoo account and it doesn't handle emails with pictures very well. So at least, we will have pictures no later than tomorrow, mid-morning.
Thanks.
-HUMMERDOGG
TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)
TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)
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12-04-2003, 11:16 PM
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Here's me beside the SUT. It's a little dark with my flash not working and all. But you can see it if you looked hard enough.
Tried to turn on some lights but I'm not sure why they don't come on.
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12-04-2003, 11:18 PM
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As you can see the cool detail on the new bumper.
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12-04-2003, 11:18 PM
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HAHAHA!!! I KNEW IT!!! RE-RE!!!
You are kidding, right?
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12-04-2003, 11:19 PM
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The mags have a diffent tint to it. I know it's hard to see but trust me, it's different.
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12-04-2003, 11:20 PM
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THAT'S IT 
NUKE 'M
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12-04-2003, 11:21 PM
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The interior is reletively the same except for the pin-stripping on the seats. Again, sorry for the quality. But take my word for it.
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12-04-2003, 11:21 PM
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I wasted hours of my life..hours I will never be able to regain waiting for those! AHAHAHAAAA...man I feel like a stupid ass.
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12-04-2003, 11:22 PM
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But I like this photo the best since you guys have never seen a picture of me and this'll probably be the last(I'm shy). So eat up and enjoy!
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12-04-2003, 11:22 PM
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Guess not.
And that, Ladies & Gentlemen, is why our neighbors to the North shall always be our bitches.
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12-04-2003, 11:23 PM
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Dennis  [img]http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/geno/****you.gif[/img]  
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
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12-04-2003, 11:23 PM
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Dennis, you douche bag. I love MXC DRTY. A good show to watch trashed. Goes very well with beer. I'm off to harvey's comedy club tonight, have free tickets. Dennis, use a f*cking flashlight you douche. When I get back from getting drunk at the comedy club, there better be pics...
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12-04-2003, 11:24 PM
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Dennis, you've got BIG ones to make us wait this long for this garbage.  This is just what this is for, you know what I mean...
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12-04-2003, 11:24 PM
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Canadians are liars! here are his pics brightened up
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