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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs.ssippi:
I can not believe that this thread it 4 pages long. 
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Yo Mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."
Yo Mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo Mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
Yo Mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"
    </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yo mama's so hairy she looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock |
03-31-2006, 10:57 PM
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BUWAHAHAHAAHAaaaaa!!!!
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Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
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Yo'Momma's farts stinks so bad, George Bush declared them biological warfare!
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03-31-2006, 11:58 PM
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Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she can see people waving
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03-31-2006, 11:59 PM
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Yo momma's so stupid that she drowned during the wave at the football game.
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04-01-2006, 12:00 AM
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Yo momma's breath is so bad that she could clear an internet chat room
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Yo momma's so ugly she makes onions cry.
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Yo momma's so ugly when she was in labor, the doctor came in and asked "which end?"
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04-01-2006, 12:10 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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LMFAO ROTFL!!!!
That's my favorite so far |
04-01-2006, 01:16 AM
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Yo momma is so old that she still parties like it's 1899
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Yo momma's teeth are so rotten, it looks like her tongue is in jail!
Yo momma's so stinky they had to invent Chanel No. 6
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This one is the best!!
Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn." |
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My Fav so far!
Close second is the the mayo on the aspirin. |
04-01-2006, 02:21 AM
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The little wife fell off the couch laughing at this one. |
04-01-2006, 03:54 AM
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I lost interest after the first page.
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04-01-2006, 06:24 AM
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I lost interest after the first page.
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Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.
Your momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.
Your momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!
Your momma's so dirty the flies on dog **** passed out
Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her
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