Stock H3's make me chuckle......

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Oh by the way I am tea-bagging you right now.

Try not to enjoy it.

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You know I only have 222 posts, that is pretty week. Of course, if post counts were decided by quality and not quanitity, I believe that I would have at least...231 posts. Now if post counts were decided by spelling and grammmmer....well then I would have a negitive post count. Therefor, I am glad that the post count system is calculated by the amount of individual posts and not quality or spelling and gramerr.

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So I had a hydrocodone and I feel really relaxed . Only when I think about Moonie's stupidity do I feel a little . You know there isn't really a good to convey to you (the reader) what I feel like, being so relaxed due to the hydrocodone that I took. What a shame.

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You know Moonie, I know you are still reading this, your ego or lack there of is keeping you glued to this thread and you don't have anything better to do than read my pads. Oh, yes they are a little long for a pad, but...

Oh, yeah I had to edit my last post because I spelled convey, with an r between the v and the e. I am not a good speller, but I was pretty sure that was wrong. I changed it because I didn't want to stunt your development, as I know you visit this site to expand you simple, small, monkey like brian, with the knowledge of the more advanced two legged, upright walking mamels on this site.

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Pay no attention to my ,'s or my .'s or even my )'s, becuase they follow there own rules and well, I wouldn't want to overload you. I am just amazed that you can even type. Never mind that you use the pointer finger on your left hand only. You are left handed and color blind, like the dog you are, are you not?

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226 how many more before I gradutate to a new title. Moonie your title should be Elcova Forum's Beeatch

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227, how cool is it that I have the time to set her stoned (shoulder injury+hydrocodon=) . You know once again I really can't find a to match my feelings at this moment.

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on post 224 a - and an m is missing but I am just going to let it go.

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well I have fought the sleepiness as long as I can. Goodnight.

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NOt you Moonie, you are a looser, you don't get a goodnight. just in case you forgot.

[jdrew]

[NEOCON1]

right on Demo thats the best padding rant ive seen around here in a long time

[BlueTJCO]

wow

Still waiting....................

[BlueTJCO]

Originally Posted by DemoDaddy79

You know Moonie, I know you are still reading this, your ego or lack there of is keeping you glued to this thread and you don't have anything better to do than read my pads. Oh, yes they are a little long for a pad, but...

Oh, yeah I had to edit my last post because I spelled convey, with an r between the v and the e. I am not a good speller, but I was pretty sure that was wrong. I changed it because I didn't want to stunt your development, as I know you visit this site to expand you simple, small, monkey like brian, with the knowledge of the more advanced two legged, upright walking mamels on this site.

all that ****ing ranting.......
and you still didn't spell everything correctly........

Good job dumb dick........."MAMMAL" jerk off......

Thats not very good for someone who jumps in to a post complaining and making numerous statements about someone elses grammar errors....

[BlueTJCO]

Originally Posted by DemoDaddy79

227, how cool is it that I have the time to set her stoned (shoulder injury+hydrocodon=) . You know once again I really can't find a to match my feelings at this moment.

I wont even point out all your errors here......

[BlueTJCO]

Originally Posted by DemoDaddy79

You know I only have 222 posts, that is pretty week. Of course, if post counts were decided by quality and not quanitity, I believe that I would have at least...231 posts. Now if post counts were decided by spelling and grammmmer....well then I would have a negitive post count. Therefor, I am glad that the post count system is calculated by the amount of individual posts and not quality or spelling and gramerr.

hey you stupid mother****er.......it's GRAMMAR

[BlueTJCO]

anyone else wanna come make an ass out of themselves slamming me?

Or has anyone decided to come to China Wall with me this weekend?

[BlueTJCO]

Originally Posted by NEOCON1

right on Demo thats the best padding rant ive seen around here in a long time

I get into work this morning...get my coffee and check my inbox...and then come to my office.

I come here to get myself a good little morning chuckle.

Now I cant stop laughing at this idiot jerk off that comes on here with his number one complaint being my spelling errors, grammar, and stupidity...yet the douche bag cant even spell correctly, write with correct grammar, or even show a hint of "smartness"...........

and you give him the big thumbs up.........

whats the best about all this is that I share the same sentiments as dippdaddy here when it comes to wheeling being a great hobby that is enjoyed even more when wheeling with all different types of vehicles and people. That is one of the things I have always liked about coming here. Now...you all know I troll a little here and there for fun with you all, because I'm a jeeper on a HUMMER site. But I have wheeled with many people from this forum and for the most part get along with all of them face to face...

now...you all rib on jeep plenty. You post pics of them rolling, videos of them ****ing up, and all kinds of funny pics. I come here and post a few pics and start RIBBING you all because I watched a ROVER eat a H3 for breakfast one sunday afternoon, and you all stary slinging the stupidity mudd, the "your jeep sucks" mudd, and the H3 is the BEST mudd.

So.......why dont all you H3 bitches STFU until someone wants to come and play and put it on film for everyone. I will also.

But...I'm still here in Colorado waiting...........................

[BlueTJCO]

Oh.....and DEMODADDY.....since you like the Smilies so much.

I got one for you...

[jdrew]

Earlier you said:

Originally Posted by Mooncricket

.........the ROVER still ****ing ate it for lunch.......

Then you change it to:

Originally Posted by Mooncricket

...... I come here and post a few pics and start RIBBING you all because I watched a ROVER eat a H3 for breakfast one sunday afternoon......

Lunch, Breakfast.. Which is it?? If you're gonna make up lies, have some continuity...

You were pretty entertaining earlier in the thread, but now, I'm not so sure.

Let me tell you a little about yourself.

You act as if you don't get enough attention from the world when you are civil. You feel that somehow, you must become more exciting than anyone else in the room in order to be liked. In your mind, the louder, more obnoxious you are, the more positive attention you will receive. You think that is what makes someone "cool." You're wrong. It's annoying and people actually feel sorry for you.

You don't have a lot of friends, just a couple that actually call you from time to time so they can feel better about their lives after they see how you act. Sure, they may get a chuckle from time to time, but laughing at you and laughing with you are 2 different things.

You have had a hard time maintaining a romantic partner. Constant drama in your life seems to wear thin on all of your partners. They all eventually leave and again you are all alone. But, you never consider yourself alone. You find ways to excite people to the point they don't want to be around you then you pull out the almighty "I'm just kiddin with ya" card.

You know "Mooncricket", nice racial slur btw, you have been on this earth for 27 years (according to your profile) and the best you can do in life is come to a forum to try and create drama because its missing in your life. You need drama to survive. This isn't a "Jeep vs Hummer" thing. This is a "you need attention" thing. This is a Hummer forum. In your mind, you feel that we should have a Jeep shrine that we should all pray to instead of bashing them. To be honest with ya, you can find a ton more pics/vids of Jeeps flipping than you can of a Hummer. Is it because nobody posts them? Or is it because it doesn't happen as much as you would like? It's great that you think that your Jeep is the end all of all Hummers. Everyone should appreciate their ride, no matter what it is. But to live in a complete fantasy is disturbing and unhealthy.

Try this out; Try not cussing all though your post. It just makes you look childish and quite frankly, dumb.

Try using your head before you type. You have been on this earth for a long time, come up with something a little better than what you have.

Now I know you will be replying with another pontificating rant about how I'm an idiot and so forth. You will keep replying to this thread over and over. It's a fact.

Prove me wrong.