Chit Chat Thread

[Hmmm2]

Our son thought the ceiling fan was his first friend, too. ROFLOL! What else can they look at since they are basically immobile! If you don't have a ceiling fan in their bedroom, then I guess it could be a splotch of paint on the ceiling! We even named it for him .. "Mr. Fan-ny".

[BigPoppa1411]

my 10 month old grandson gets sooooo excited when he sees the fan in our living room. he runs over in his walker and raises both arms up and does a "gimmie" motion with both hands. It really is cute.

[Karsun]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shlt?

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by Karsun

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shlt?

HA-HA-HA
GREAT
100X

[Big Dad]

I'm gonna use that on a professor I'm friends with...next time he asks me to discuss something.

[Agriv8r]

[Goonsqd]

Went and looked at a Limited 2008 H2 today! Nice!

[Big Dad]

Originally Posted by Karsun

Then you've never had the Apalachicola Bay oysters. LOL

Ahem...Karsun...that's a big 10 inch....


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[Big Dad]

...plate of Northwest Pacific Oysters! Well I actually needed 4 plates for a dozen....


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[Karsun]

They be some good oysters!

[Big Dad]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "tiny little clumps of your love" eh?!