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08-20-2007, 12:12 AM
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Re: 6 Door H2
How long before she gets hammered with her friends and they total it? Those back wheels and tires are going to last about 30 seconds before she curbs the **** out of them too.
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08-20-2007, 12:44 AM
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Re: 6 Door H2
No sunroof... And she's fat.
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08-20-2007, 02:55 PM
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Re: 6 Door H2
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08-20-2007, 04:15 PM
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Re: 6 Door H2
Rish bish.
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08-20-2007, 06:56 PM
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Re: 6 Door H2
She will end up taking a corner too sharp and killing a few pedestrians on the corner..... get sued and be driving a used Kia Sportage
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08-20-2007, 07:01 PM
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Re: 6 Door H2
Ouch!
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08-20-2007, 07:42 PM
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Re: 6 Door H2
I saw this episode of My Super sweet sixteen and when she got it she didnt even have a license yet. Yeah I know my life is boring for watching this.
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08-20-2007, 10:26 PM
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Re: 6 Door H2
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A gym membership would have been a better gift...
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Or a bicycle...
Did anyone else notice the irony of her wanting a vending machine in the back...nothing like a few dozen Ho-Hos and a liter of Coke to wash them down as a snack on the go.
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08-20-2007, 11:31 PM
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Re: 6 Door H2
LORD
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08-20-2007, 11:46 PM
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Re: 6 Door H2
Is that thing longer than a Suburban? Totally impractical unless used as a limo.
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08-21-2007, 12:02 AM
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Re: 6 Door H2
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A gym membership would have been a better gift...
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08-21-2007, 12:44 AM
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Re: 6 Door H2
shes hot.....
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08-21-2007, 01:10 AM
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Re: 6 Door H2
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Originally Posted by Humdingah
Or a bicycle...
Did anyone else notice the irony of her wanting a vending machine in the back...nothing like a few dozen Ho-Hos and a liter of Coke to wash them down as a snack on the go.
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I was also laughing about the Vending Machine!!!
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08-21-2007, 01:43 AM
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Re: 6 Door H2
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shes hot.....
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I'd do her... as long as daddy buys me a Hummer too. (or at least gives me that huge-assed watch!)
She CAN'T be 16.
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08-21-2007, 03:32 AM
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Re: 6 Door H2
neato!
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08-21-2007, 03:53 AM
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Re: 6 Door H2
she cant be 16 - she looked like 42.
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08-21-2007, 02:54 PM
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Re: 6 Door H2
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she cant be 16 - she looked like 42.
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She must have the brain of a 5 yo...
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08-21-2007, 03:18 PM
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Re: 6 Door H2
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She CAN'T be 16.
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She's 16 alright...16 stones!**
** For you un'ducated folks a stone is the Old English equivalent of 14 pounds.
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08-21-2007, 05:48 PM
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Re: 6 Door H2
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She's 16 alright...16 stones!**
** For you un'ducated folks a stone is the Old English equivalent of 14 pounds.
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Why that would make her 224 pounds!!
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