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Old 10-12-2007, 02:20 AM
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The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver , BC.
The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton 'for his foresight in military budget cuts' and his conduct while president.
The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be la unched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.
As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20 person crew is completely diversified, including members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation. This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs!
An onboard Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologie s are limitless and though some may sound hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises that all apologies will sound very sincere.
The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense, but instead in times of conflict the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada . The ship may be positioned near the Democratic National Party Headquarters for photo-ops and can be used extensive ly for social experimentation and what ever other worthless jobs the ex-commander-in-chief and his wife can think of. It is largely rumored that the ship will also be the set for the upcoming season of MTV's The Real World.
The ship was renamed and commissioned 'USS William J Clinton' when someone realized the 'USS Blowfish' was already taken.
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But, but, but...he never inhaled! Why Vancouver?! I bet the Canadians are gonna add that to their armada!
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I find this rather insulting--remember both Blow J0b Bill and Sour Puss[I'm guessing] Hillary are 100 % products of the U S A and we want nothing to do with them. Maybe they could be based out of Guantanamo or Costa Rica or Puerto Rica but don't ruin one of our fine Canadian Cities.
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if your gonna make fun of someone get the facts straight, the F-14 has been decomissioned fromt he U.S. Armed Forces for quite some months already.
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