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Lesbonics 101
LESBONICS
1 . What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ....
A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ...
Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ..
Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ...
A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ..
Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? .
She was found face down in Ricki Lake .
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? ....
Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion? ...
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker
13. What do you have when you've got 50
lesbians and 50 state workers?
100 people that don't do dick.
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08-12-2007, 02:11 AM
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Re: Lesbonics 101
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Originally Posted by bparker
LESBONICS
1 . What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ....
A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ...
Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ..
Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ...
A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ..
Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? .
She was found face down in Ricki Lake .
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? ....
Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion? ...
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker
13. What do you have when you've got 50
lesbians and 50 state workers?
100 people that don't do dick.
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08-12-2007, 03:09 AM
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Re: Lesbonics 101
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08-12-2007, 04:45 AM
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Re: Lesbonics 101
Well hung.
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08-12-2007, 05:00 AM
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Re: Lesbonics 101
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08-12-2007, 06:18 PM
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Re: Lesbonics 101
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08-12-2007, 10:28 PM
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Re: Lesbonics 101
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08-13-2007, 03:52 PM
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Re: Lesbonics 101
can someone explain #5????
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