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03-22-2008, 07:36 PM
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Lost wives
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says...... "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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03-22-2008, 07:58 PM
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Re: Lost wives
Love it!
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03-23-2008, 01:28 AM
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Re: Lost wives
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03-23-2008, 02:32 AM
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Re: Lost wives
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03-23-2008, 03:30 AM
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Re: Lost wives
That's pretty good
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03-23-2008, 04:06 AM
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03-23-2008, 05:18 AM
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Re: Lost wives
hahahahahahahaha
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03-24-2008, 04:54 PM
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03-24-2008, 05:40 PM
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03-24-2008, 06:22 PM
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