|
|
06-04-2008, 02:37 AM
|
|
Hummer Guru
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: In a FREE U.S.A. where Marxism, Socialism & Communism is not allowed !
Posts: 5,485
|
|
Men fight back !!! a possible repost
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.?
Benjamin Franklin
Men strike back
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't, there is a clock on the oven.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%
It's called a Wedding Cake
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,and still think they are sexy.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth!Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you Smile.
__________________
REMEMBER
History, be it in 1 Year, 10 Years, a Hundred Years or One Thousand, will show that those people who voted for John McCain in the United States Presidental Election of 2008 were true patriots...
|
06-04-2008, 04:47 AM
|
|
Hummer Guru
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In my prime....
Posts: 2,549
|
|
Re: Men fight back !!! a possible repost
Quote:
Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
|
I've used that line on everyone of my female professors, after they posted my grades!
__________________
Alaska...If it's brown it's down!
|
06-04-2008, 05:05 AM
|
Hummer Professional
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 497
|
|
Re: Men fight back !!! a possible repost
Remember Winston Churchill--The woman says "If you were my husband I'd feed you poison".,And Old Winston says "If you were my wife I'd take it".
__________________
H2 REBEL lennyrebel
|
06-04-2008, 06:52 AM
|
|
Hummer Guru
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Europe, Belgium, Waregem
Posts: 5,280
|
|
Re: Men fight back !!! a possible repost
|
06-04-2008, 02:17 PM
|
|
Hummer Authority
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Illinois
Posts: 1,129
|
|
Re: Men fight back !!! a possible repost
|
Thread Tools |
Search this Thread |
|
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:27 PM.
|