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Old 11-16-2005, 06:25 PM
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Being asian and all, I purchased my Hummer to protect me from car accidents. Why did you all buy your Hummers?
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Being asian and all, I purchased my Hummer to protect me from car accidents. Why did you all buy your Hummers?
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I bought mine to compensate for my small penis.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXSUT:
I bought mine to compensate for my small penis. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks you for sharing Tx. I know that feedback like this is not easy to admit to oneself let alone posting in a public forum.
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Old 11-16-2005, 06:58 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXSUT:
I bought mine to compensate for my small penis. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I thought only yellow or pewter HUMMER owners had that complex. ...but mostly Pewter.
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Interesting information Mr. Timgo. I hadn't thought about color.

Being asian and all, I have a yellow Hummer.
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Connie,

Are the tires slanted at all?

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JamesT:
Connie,

Are the tires slanted at all?

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You mean siped?
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
Interesting information Mr. Timgo. I hadn't thought about color.

Being asian and all, I have a yellow Hummer. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Did you buy yours to compensate for a small penis too? Your husbands I mean.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Connie_Chung:
Being asian and all, I purchased my Hummer to protect me from car accidents. Why did you all buy your Hummers? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hi Connie,
Didn't you give a Hummer to Maury? And isn't that in FACT why he looks so happy?

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I Bought mine just because its cool and I like it! Oh and because of my penis.
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I am compensating for my lack of penis.
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Bought mine because my penis is so large. The Civic just didn't cut it. I had to hang my junk out the window. Now I just lay it over the shifter.
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Well, first I really had a complex, so I bought a pewter H2. I still wasn't feeling good about the length, but the diameter was getting better, so I bought an SUT. Now that I have those Viagra pills to play with, I decided that my size was great, the diameter was even better, so I don't need to make up for size anymore so I would buy an H3.
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I bought mine because I thought the Asian chicks would dig it. I love me some Asian chicks.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
I bought mine because I thought the Asian chicks would dig it. I love me some Asian chicks. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You can cut out the Asian jokes. My posts weren't intended to be funny.
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I was happy with my penis... but still I wanted more.

I've gained a solid inch after buying the truck and another 2 inches after I started offroading it.

The Gobi rack was good for another half inch.

Strangely... the chrome didn't have any effect.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by shipbldr:
I was happy with my penis... but still I wanted more.

I've gained a solid inch after buying the truck and another 2 inches after I started offroading it.

The Gobi rack was good for another half inch.

Strangely... the chrome didn't have any effect. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You are gross.
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