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Old 12-14-2007, 10:27 PM
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Has anyone done this before. I have not tried it yet but plan to. The way it works is while you are having love with your wife you:

Grab ahold of her tighty, call her by the wrong name and hang on for dear life.


See how that works out for you. (Make sure you do it after you are done. Either you will have fun for the full eight seconds or it will come to a screaching halt.

You could report back on the results.
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Has anyone done this before. I have not tried it yet but plan to. The way it works is while you are having love with your wife you:

Grab ahold of her tighty, call her by the wrong name and hang on for dear life.


See how that works out for you. (Make sure you do it after you are done. Either you will have fun for the full eight seconds or it will come to a screaching halt.

You could report back on the results.

I tried it with someone elses wife and it works great...
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I tried it with someone elses wife and it works great...
I tried it with RYD's wife and it works great...

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I tried it with RYD's wife and it works great...

J/K.

Which one of my former wives did you do it with....

I hope it was the REDHEAD...she was the hottest in bed !!!
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I tried it with RYD's wife and it works great...

J/K.

You've done it with Phoung Houng his Vietnamese boy toy?
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Has anyone done this before. I have not tried it yet but plan to. The way it works is while you are having love with your wife you:

Grab ahold of her tighty, call her by the wrong name and hang on for dear life.


See how that works out for you. (Make sure you do it after you are done. Either you will have fun for the full eight seconds or it will come to a screaching halt.

You could report back on the results.

I can imagine it would be one hell of a ride. It's the after part I'm worried about.
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Dennis,

I like that pic of your rig. Really nice. It looks like a bear sneaking up on its kill. In the H2's case, the kill is the earth according to the liberal douche's of the world.
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Dennis,

I like that pic of your rig. Really nice. It looks like a bear sneaking up on its kill. In the H2's case, the kill is the earth according to the liberal douche's of the world.

That picture was taken by a enviro hippie who was hiking ahead of me.

It was the last picture he took before he mysteriously disappeared.
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Here are some of my favorite moves. I am partial to the Pirate, Nut Cracker and Seal positions.......

THE ANGRY PIRATE
This is wen you r doing it doggy stile with a girl. spit on her back so she thinks you cummed. wen she looks back cum in her eye then kick her shin right after. she will be coverinng her eye and holding her leg so she will be hoppping around on one leg....like and angry pirate.

THE WHEELBARREL AKA THE VACUME CLEANER
Hit the girl from the back and lift her legs up off of the ground so her legs r on your shoulders and do her like that while walking around nad pushing her like a wheelbarrel/vacume cleaner..

THE NUT CRACKER AKA POP!(an oriiginal idea by me lol)
get the girl to do a hand-stand and stand over her legs and push 1 of your testicals in her coochie. then pull it out quickly so it makes a POP! noise.haha

THE ANGRY SEAL(i belive thats what it is called...)OR I CALL THIS "SANDPAPER"
Wen you r doing it on the beach with a woman, stick your penis in the sand so sand gets on it and stick it back in the cooch. recomended only if u dont lyke tha girl. this will cause extreem pain....
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Here are some of my favorite moves. I am partial to the Pirate, Nut Cracker and Seal positions.......

THE ANGRY PIRATE
This is wen you r doing it doggy stile with a girl. spit on her back so she thinks you cummed. wen she looks back cum in her eye then kick her shin right after. she will be coverinng her eye and holding her leg so she will be hoppping around on one leg....like and angry pirate.

THE WHEELBARREL AKA THE VACUME CLEANER
Hit the girl from the back and lift her legs up off of the ground so her legs r on your shoulders and do her like that while walking around nad pushing her like a wheelbarrel/vacume cleaner..

THE NUT CRACKER AKA POP!(an oriiginal idea by me lol)
get the girl to do a hand-stand and stand over her legs and push 1 of your testicals in her coochie. then pull it out quickly so it makes a POP! noise.haha

THE ANGRY SEAL(i belive thats what it is called...)OR I CALL THIS "SANDPAPER"
Wen you r doing it on the beach with a woman, stick your penis in the sand so sand gets on it and stick it back in the cooch. recomended only if u dont lyke tha girl. this will cause extreem pain....



Now I'm really curious of your woman.

Pics of her. DO NOW.
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Has anyone done this before. I have not tried it yet but plan to. The way it works is while you are having love with your wife you:

Grab ahold of her tighty, call her by the wrong name and hang on for dear life.


See how that works out for you. (Make sure you do it after you are done. Either you will have fun for the full eight seconds or it will come to a screaching halt.

You could report back on the results.

Wait wait wait, what is a tighty????
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Wait wait wait, what is a tighty????

I am guessing he meant grab her tightly OR grab her coochie like a six pack
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Now I'm really curious of your woman.

Pics of her. DO NOW.

Dennis, you and I would need to be much better friends first prior to those pics being viewed.......(angry pirate to appear within the hour)
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I am guessing he meant grab her tightly OR grab her coochie like a six pack

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I am guessing he meant grab her tightly OR grab her coochie like a six pack

I thought he meant "grab ahold of
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I thought he meant "grab ahold of
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Stupid Jew.
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Here are some of my favorite moves. I am partial to the Pirate, Nut Cracker and Seal positions.......

THE ANGRY PIRATE
This is wen you r doing it doggy stile with a girl. spit on her back so she thinks you cummed. wen she looks back cum in her eye then kick her shin right after. she will be coverinng her eye and holding her leg so she will be hoppping around on one leg....like and angry pirate.


That is hilarious. I can just picture the Amazing Racist doing that to one of those muslim women and then saying ARRRRGH!

Also I meant Tightly like a six pack.
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I heard your ride is "well broke" and responds well to commands....
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Variant on the original is the rodeo. When you're nailing the girl from behind, tell her shes the fattest cow you've ever tossed one into.

Variant on the prior is the full staffed rodeo. Two friends need to be in the closet dressed as rodeo clowns, one preferably video taping the ride. They hop out and steer the angry cow away from you after she bucks you.
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