Toilet Time

[KenP]

I guess it's statistically true that women tend to spend less time pooping then men do. Atleast that's what I've found in my unscientific observations.

Women go in, poop, and leave. Men tend to linger with the paper or some other reading material.

What do you think the reason for this is? I'd guess that since women sit on the throne all the time, they're used to it. Whereas us guys rarely sit on the porcelin receptacle and when we do, we linger a little longer and enjoy the silence.

So.... what do you read?

I used to grab the newspaper or any handy magazine and read it. Now I've switched. Heck, I might as well excercise my brain while marinating in the stench-stew.

This is what I've read most recently from first to last:

Siddhartha (Hess)
A Man For All Seasons (Bolt)
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (Twian)
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Twain)

Currently reading and just about finished:
The Catcher in the Rye (Salinger)

I'm not sure what I'll read next, but it's most likely between The Great Gatsby and Life on the Mississippi. However that could change as just as soon as I step in front of the books.

Pony up, what do you consume your time with while on the squatter?


PS, I read this to CP and all she said was, "Gross".

[Agriv8r]

crossword puzzles....

[NewHummerGuy]

I read elcova forums on the $hitter.

Seriously though I read pretty much anything I can grab on my sprint to the throne. I know its time to vacate when my feet fall asleep

[Hmmm2]

Originally Posted by NewHummerGuy

I read elcova forums on the $hitter.

Seriously though I read pretty much anything I can grab on my sprint to the throne. I know its time to vacate when my feet fall asleep

ROFLOL ROFLOL

[CO Hummer]

There is no need to stash reading material when you have an iPhone.


I've posted many a time whilst doing my business.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

I've posted many a time whilst doing my business.

That explains why so many of your posts stink.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by KenP

That explains why so many of your posts stink.

My posts smell like roses.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

My posts smell like roses.

Urban dictionary:

rose

slang term for a woman's inner labia
Her inner labia looked like the petals of a rose

Not quite sure what to make of all this when it's put together.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by KenP

Urban dictionary:
Not quite sure what to make of all this when it's put together.

Ummmmm. We all know who is renowned for wafting smells across several counties.

[TXSUT]

My "library" material consists mostly of magazines (guns, hunting, fishing, offroading, motorcycling).

[Agriv8r]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

There is no need to stash reading material when you have an iPhone.


I've posted many a time whilst doing my business.

like this....

[NewHummerGuy]

Anyone watch Rob and big????? Need a toilet like the one Rob bought Big. "Like $hitting in an SUV seat"

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

I read the MENU from "The Jewish Mother" in Virginia Beach.........

the question you should have asked is:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Have you ever sat on the CRAPPER & EATEN ?????????????????????

[KenP]

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

I read the MENU from "The Jewish Mother" in Virginia Beach.........

http://www.jewishmother.com/menu_test.html

[mikejr]

I text my wife and tell her to come bring me some terlit paper since i am done poopin....lol

[wpage]

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

I read the MENU from "The Jewish Mother" in Virginia Beach.........

the question you should have asked is:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Have you ever sat on the CRAPPER & EATEN ?????????????????????

RYD,
You a pineapple !

[Big Dad]

Originally Posted by mikejr

I text my wife and tell her to come bring me some terlit paper since i am done poopin....lol

This is an awesome idea...I'm going to steal it and try it out the next time I'm in need. Especially since it seems as if I'm the only person that replenishes the TP in all these dam bathrooms.

[mikejr]

Originally Posted by Big Dad

This is an awesome idea...I'm going to steal it and try it out the next time I'm in need. Especially since it seems as if I'm the only person that replenishes the TP in all these dam bathrooms.

Text her anyways even if you dont need TP...that way she can just come on in and enjoy the olfactory extravaganza.....thats always for a good chuckle....almost as good as "pull that finger"

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

Have you ever sat on the CRAPPER & EATEN ?????????????????????

Haha!!! Funny you should mention it. Not 3 weeks ago I was in the men's room at work. A guy walks in holding a paper plate with donut on it. He walks past me and then goes into stall to take a crap with a his donut. Unbelievable.

[Big Dad]

Originally Posted by mikejr

Text her anyways even if you dont need TP...that way she can just come on in and enjoy the olfactory extravaganza.....thats always for a good chuckle....almost as good as "pull that finger"

You sir, are "spot-on!" I'm doing that too! Although I might end up being payed back in some other way....