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Ok, with 100,000 or so posts so far, what is your vote for the single funniest post. You know you see lists for best comebacks, one-liners, jokes, etc., well there has been some funny stuff said here and I'll start off with the following:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ATRH2:
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Are you trying to tell us your S/O is having her period and you're being held hostage?
Give us 1 . for yes and 2 .'s for no so that we know how to proceed.
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Ok, with 100,000 or so posts so far, what is your vote for the single funniest post. You know you see lists for best comebacks, one-liners, jokes, etc., well there has been some funny stuff said here and I'll start off with the following:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ATRH2:
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Are you trying to tell us your S/O is having her period and you're being held hostage?
Give us 1 . for yes and 2 .'s for no so that we know how to proceed.
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12-17-2004, 06:55 PM
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Ok, with 100,000 or so posts so far, what is your vote for the single funniest post. You know you see lists for best comebacks, one-liners, jokes, etc., well there has been some funny stuff said here and I'll start off with the following:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ATRH2:
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Are you trying to tell us your S/O is having her period and you're being held hostage?
Give us 1 . for yes and 2 .'s for no so that we know how to proceed.
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12-17-2004, 07:14 PM
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Drty gets my vote for the funniest post:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JeepChick:
hahaha..I have not decided yet...I would love to see some H2s and Hummers wheel in person though 
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Now do you guys understand why I pick at this blob incessantly? Without exception, everything that comes out of her fat pie-hole is idiotic. "I would love to see some H2s and Hummers wheel in person though"  !!! If her head wasn't so packed full of lard she might have a relevant thought that's not related to food!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
JeepChick,
Are you planning on going to Moab??? You can be witness to the awsome force called Hummer  .
It'd be fun too!
" S & B Member Since 2003 "
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Great... then we can witness her awesome hunger. You know if she does show up we'll have to hang our food up in the trees. I bet she'd give a camp-raiding bear a run for it's money. I wonder if we can teach her to do tricks like shut up if we use beef jerky?
S&B Member since '03 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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12-17-2004, 08:18 PM
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My vote is a tie between:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Patriot:
Forgive him father for he knows not what he is saying...
Let us pray:
Newbius doesten notus knowestiem thates dirtiums footatum wilom geten stucted in thay rectumesta. amen <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
and..
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
You poor little delicate flower. Didums get your widdo feewings hurt? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> |
12-18-2004, 01:17 AM
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I'll let you know my pick as soon as I finish reading through them all again.
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12-20-2004, 03:39 AM
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Wow... there have been so many of them.  We've really had some funny posts on this site. Some of the pictures have been really good too. From Eric Estrada to the Leafs' fan to all of the photo-shopping stuff. Where do you begin and then how do you set the criteria for being the funniest.
Troll hunting(or should I call it poaching) has been really funny. Funny in a car wreck between two cars filled with circus freaks and Maury Povich "Who my baby daddy" show participants kind of way.
A couple of my personal favorite member spin outs have been Mac and frgmstr/Bored.
Mac was a classic. But then along came the frgmstr/Bored meltdown that was absolutely stellar. I'm still shaking my head at that one. There was no rhyme or reason for such a flailing bitch fit. But it was funny. |
12-20-2004, 04:31 AM
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It'll take me weeks to sift through all the posts that I found funny. I will say, however, that DRTY brings a new degree of twisted levity to just about any thread he starts or responds to. Even his avatars are funny and twisted.
Perhpas DRTY would like to challenge me on a rock climb with my new rock crawler! Okay, pebbles.
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12-20-2004, 04:58 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kacyk:
Even his avatars are funny and twisted.
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12-20-2004, 05:06 AM
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Dan's avatars are adult erector sets. Where does he get that stuff?
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12-20-2004, 11:41 AM
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My vote is for a pic...whoever modified the JeepChick pic of her in the hot tub with a hoagie between her boobs....priceless.
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12-20-2004, 12:06 PM
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Mac's "member spin-out" was indeed a memorable event in Forum history. As I recall, it was more or less orchestrated by Drtyfn which has endeared him to me forever.
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12-20-2004, 04:34 PM
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Frgmaster and the clearence lamps,That is
history Like bill buckners dribble through.
History, got to love it! |
12-20-2004, 06:06 PM
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Some of my favorites...
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ZeroTolerance:
Just wanted to fit in somewhere. Never have before... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ZeroTolerance:
Fine I will be myself... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ZeroTolerance:
...You people can think what you want, I don't care anymore.. Mac you are an idiot, you have no value. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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12-20-2004, 06:20 PM
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This is my favorite posted by Alec
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12-20-2004, 06:28 PM
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After this, I believe the first by HUMMERMAN, you knew things would go down hill:<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>posted 11-03-02 07:18 PM Lots of new aftermarket goodies for H2 showing up online and on EBAY.
Item #1395436050 is a Hummer H2 Rear window spoiler available in black or painted to match your H2. at $350 it seems kinda pricey. Prices on this type of item should come down in the future.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>So, I vote for anything posted by this guy.
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12-20-2004, 06:43 PM
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Hey, this is pretty funny by A MCBAIN: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> posted 12-16-04 09:28 PM
I am a misunderstood gay athiestis introvert who watches B movies all of the time and pretend I have Jedi powers. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I sure as heck wouldn't have admitted that in public. 
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12-20-2004, 08:39 PM
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Funniest goes to ALEC about the singing Burger King fella.
Consistent funnies go to DRTY's twisted witt.
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